/afl/ round 4

>Thursday 13th April
West Coast Eagles vs Sydney Swans @ Subiaco Oval; 18:10 AWST
>Good Friday 14th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos vs Footscray Bulldogs @ Docklands; 16:20 AEST
>Saturday 15th April
Melbourne Demons vs Fremantle Dockers @ the MCG; 13:45 AEST
GWS Giants vs Port Adelaide Power @ Manuka Oval; 16:35 AEST
Adelaide Crows vs Essendon Bombers @ Adelaide Oval; 19:10 ACST
Carlton Blues vs Gold Coast Suns @ Docklands; 19:25 AEST
>Easter Sunday 16th April
Collingwood Magpies vs St Kilda Saints @ Docklands; 15:20 AEST
Brisbane Bears vs Richmond Tigers @ the Gabba; 16:40 AEST
>Easter Monday 17th April
Hawthorn Hawks vs Geelong Cats @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST

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HEAVE HO UNNA

>Lindsay Thomas

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making a thread as soon as the game finishes is absolutely retarded

the old one wouldn't have died until late tonight

Daily reminder that RC is spot on about the Bulldogs and the blatant umpire favouritism

>tfw I have to repost this every week

Darcy is too pure for this autistic shit.

darcy is a twink faggot

A good close game with the hyper popular reigning premiers fighting back to win in the end is pretty much best case scenario for the AFL today, I still doubt it's an actual conspiracy though.

North would have won that game (and the Geelong one) if they kept Boomer.

really nice community you lads got going on over here :)

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who /dabloos/ here?

>remonstrate

Or if they dropped Thomas

who /xtreme/ adrenaline junkie here?

#WWJD #lovelife #liveit #freedom #keto

who /undefeated/ here

>norf can't even coordinate which screen to point to

trip on faggot.

poomunity*

das racis

>checking 2 sets of repeating digits

Nor could they point to your dubs.

>LE YOU ARE LE RC XDXD
Kill yourself Memedogs sycophant.

trip on faggot.

Wrong, we were losing close games perfectly fine with boomer in the squad.

trip on so I can tell you to stop shitposting fake RC

>we
which position did you play in?

Coaches box

>Can accommodate lots of men inside you
Checks out.

women are allowed to be coaches too user

>allowing women to enter you
Pegging is gayer that gay sex just ask fake RC

No it's not. It's hot as fuck and perfectly straight.

>Not having a futa fetish
What a gaylord.

What's for dinner, lads? I'm having a fresh piece of salmon with veges.

it's as straight as Lindsay's kicking

Based

does anyone know if mcdonalds still give away these sherrins?

>Two teams coming off a successful era
>And... Norf

K A T S U
A
T
S
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two prelim losses is successful by norf standards

I'm kinda worried about the Hawthorn vs Geelong game.

Geelong are 3-0 but have been playing only 15 minutes each week.
Hawthorn are 0-3 and looking like complete shit, but they've been copping a hiding all week.

I just want to shitpost about Hawthorn some more.

I'd eat anything between those buns.

Two 12" /straffpills/

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>Eating out a prostitute
>Eating out a street working prostitute

I'm sure she's a nice lady.

You get to meme either way.

>Geelong getting BTFO by a winless team
or
>HAWTH0-4N

What's that? Bulldogs got umpballed over the line again? Oh I am so surprised...

Hawthorn will be fueled by burning autistic rage after last week, I've tipped them, but would be happy to see them join the 0-4 club too. Peelong aren't a top3 side.

stop shitposting fake RC

>Conspiracy Check

conformist piece of shit

If you opened your eyes you would realise it's not a conspiracy at all. Then again, can't expect too much insight from a drone posting the same picture every day.

Who /changes clubs yearly/ here?

stop shitposting fake RC

This conspiracy shit is worse than your original narrative. Sad.

>I've turned the corner and i see the errors of my godless existence. Christ is the true path.

>What's a good handle for my Twitter account where I espouse gambling? I know! "Realtipgod".

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

kek

Not surprising really, the dumb cunt couldn't stick to a story if he tried.

what's the problem, dickhead?

Imagine being so bereft of a life that you STEAL the gimmick of a hated trip who killed himself, concoct some loony narrative that you are a success and then BTFO of it yourself with your chronic ineptitude. Unreal.

simple reply from a simple mind

I want fake RC to leave.

Heresy 2bh, fake faggot deserves nothing less than the rope.

+1

stop shitposting fake RC

I'm a bit out of the loop on the trip meta. Who was the guy that posted about bicycles and riding to prostitutes last season?

>le wope xD xD

But seriously mate, I know I said something to you that must have cut deep. Just let me know what it was and I'll apologise.

Getting sick of these blacks everywhere, these skinny, tiny-headed fucks. Why the fuck were those cunts let in

That was just an user, we called him Bikecunt.
>muh soylent
>playing card exhaust

stop shitposting and go to bed fake RC

I AM TIRED OF THESE FUCKING AUSPOST POSTAL WORKERS STEALING MY METH

FUCK OFF

>Fake RC baited into another pathetic sperg out
It's too easy at this points lads.

Yes..I vaguely recall you now. I remember one day when I was having a peace pipe in the Indonesian Mollucas. You wrote a very strange post in caps somewhere along the lines of "MY LIFE MIGHT BE SHIT BUT I'M GLAD I'M NOT YOU". That's when the Josh Bruce posting started. But what was it that I said? What was it that got under your skin so badly?

>All of these limp wristed attempts by fake RC to shake based /afl/
You're a few tricks short of being a one trick pony. Pack it up and try again next year.

@75224155
*yawn*

>still pretending to be me
dégoûtant

Sorry mate but "leejun" does not define /afl/, in fact most of you are just the recruits I picked up from Sup Forums way back in 2014. Sad, but true.

>vaguely recalls someone
>recites a post and their capitalization perfectly
Falling apart even further post by post.

saints

Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans

>recites a post and their capitalization perfectly

I knew it was you. Congratulations, you just played yourself.

>Reality "Coon Crusher" Check !

Bikecunt from Perth.

Likes:
Prossies
Cycling
Bicycle maintenance
Soylent

Dislikes:
Employment
Three-Corner Jacks
Solid Food
Prevailing headwinds

*dabs

!hkhb/w9wcc likes Belinda Carlisle

Look friend, you've had your fun but I think it's time to give up this charade of impersonating me. I don't know what I've done to draw such attention and a desire to replicate me but feel free to let me know and we can work it out.

Thanks.
One more. Who is this Staffo fellow? The digging up of his family pictures last week seemed a bit extreme.

Based Reality "Deadly" Check

@75224201
*yawn*

He thinks you're me lmao

Note how he goes straight to the memory of when I started bullying him with smug Josh Bruce when I don't even remember when I started. Absolutely SEETHING

Actual retard who gets fatter and fatter, panders to SJW's and insta/twitter whores while seething that no woman will touch him (even his mother is trying to get away from him in the suit picture). His existence is God's failure.

Straffchrist is the quintessential au/sp/ meme

I just have a good memory, it's partly why I have money and you don't.

And I'm willing to bet that the whole reason your """bullying"""" started was because I mocked you for being put in "the friend zone". It was, wasn't it ;)

Yeah he's completely lost the plot, great to watch. He must be having a full blown mental breakdown like a Vietnam vet seeing charlie everywhere kek. You can tell the Josh Bruce stuff has got to him deep when it's the first thing he goes to.

Keep up the great work lad.

@75224293
>I just have a good memory
>Can't even remember the details of his own deluded narrative
My fucking sides.

Straffo is the Buddha incarnate & BigFooty is his bodhi tree. Basically he's a morbidly obese call-centre manager who embodies all that is wrong with Melbourne, but without the hipster facial hair or fashion sense. He's completely devoid of self analysis, lives with his parents, doesn't seem to have a social life, and Warnie banged his waifu.

"I just have a good memory" he says.
>Can't even remember China's extradition laws. Pathetic.

It's not the posting that gets to me, it's all the dregs that jump on and think it's clever.(probably because I have also bullied them into vehemently hating me).

I guarantee if you ever met Josh Bruce poster at his mate's "true blue ozzie bbq", you would find him an extremely unpleasant and boring person.

>I have a great memory
>I now have to guess why someone is destroying my sanity when I know exactly when it started

@75224333
>this projection
Borderline Personality Disorder in full effect. Don't ever (You) me again my man.