Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say.

Would you stick these two fingers in my butthole if i asked you to during sex? I'd really like to try that. Kisses xx

I think it would be fun if you tried using a Pickle Rick butt plug and showed me

My favorite season is autumn

Can I suck a fart out of your shithole

Do you like guys with big cocks?
If yes, I am sorry for wasting your time.

Send her Andy Sixx memes

You’ll have to forgive me, I have no idea what those are

Winrar

winrar

Well disregard this one because this kid has no idea how tinder works.


Send her: "was your hair suppose to cover the ugly side or what"

winrar

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Yep send her this

winrar

While you're at it redpill the fuck outta her

Winrar

Do you like pies?

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Op neva gonna deva

I'd give you one as long as you've not been with a darkie.

Is your dad in jail? Coz if I was your dad i'd be in jail

7zip

always makes for a riveting discussion!

"I know you are a trap, so how big is it? Dont be afraid, Im into this"

"I've been catfishing you this entire time. This is actually me"
you cant send pics so upload it and send her a link

I prefer real girls

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Who's your favorite Muppet?

fucking lol

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Send this OP

deliva

can my dad and i come over and fuck the shit out of you?

my mom says my dicks small can you tell me if shes right?

i hope youre not one of thos retarded feminist

WIN

Cha-ching

I roll for this

Gonna wait until she answers
Will start another thread if she takes a while

Just keep texting her Sup Forumsro!!1

i can haz cheezzzz berger

"Sorry just a joke. Im super nervous, first match... thought I might just be edgy even tho Im jewish"

write this right now op

yea faggot ass cunt nigger keep texting her

Fuck you nigger this is my thread I am the captain.

captain FAGGOT

Do a 360 and kill yourself

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KEK hey guys captain faggot has arrived

"nigger fucking respond already"

You’ve earned one free message of your choice because of that picture

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sc or unmatch

newfag

that'll work!

sweet. I choose this

go on diet

Done

Nice. KEK

should've textet "to fuck the logs out of you"

meep meep stop being a fuck boi tbh no homo

I hope she responds with something witty and then you guys smash.

How wholesome

Ya that'd be nice but she's not gonna unless she knows OP was put up to it.
OP tell her you were put up to this on a dare.
I want to see if OP can recover.

yes do it op

Traps are gay

That’s assuming my autism goes away fairly quickly

tell her that youre captain Faggot now OP

idk about that. she might just like his sense of humor and react accordingly.
I would probably respond with something along the lines of "how big is your dads cock? dick or gtfo"
girls don't tend to like being the ass of a joke or a dare.

If you lost weight I would totally eat your ass after my dad and I dp'd you, fat bitch

You're disgusting

This pls

hey captain faggot tell her this

REEEEEEEEEroll

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WINRAR

YOU ARE CAPTAIN FAGGOT OP

MWAHAHAHAHA

Fuck outta here, newfag

OP is officially Captain Faggot

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