/PL/ + /EFL/ - Conte & The Pain Edition

One is a genius, the other's insane sub-edition.

The midweek European results:
>CL: Atletico Madrid 1 - 0 Leicester City
>EL: Anderlecht 1 - 1 Manchester United

This weekend's PL fixtures (3:00pm Saturday unless stated)

>Tottenham Hotspur v AFC Bournemouth (Sat 12:30pm)
>Crystal Palace v Leicester City
>Everton v Burnley
>Stoke City v Hull City
>Sunderland v West Ham United
>Watford v Swansea City
>Southampton v Manchester City (Sat 5:00pm)
>West Bromwich Albion v Liverpool (Sun 1:30pm)
>Manchester United v Chelsea (Sun 4:00pm)
>Middlesbrough v Arsenal (Mon 8:00pm)

As it's Easter, there's also a full line-up of EFL fixtures today and Monday. Televised fixtures are as follows:

>Championship
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Brighton & Hove Albion (Fri 5:00pm)
Newcastle United v Leeds United (Fri 7:45pm)
Fulham v Aston Villa (Mon 2:30pm)
Derby County v Huddersfield Town (Mon 5:00pm)

>League 1
Sheffield United v Bradford City (Mon 12:15pm)

>League 2
Portsmouth v Plymouth Argyle (Fri, 2:30pm)

Can Swansea beat Watford lads?

Friendly reminder that pic related will win Premier League next season

Friendly reminder that a Portuguese coach will win both Premier Leagues in Britania next season

oh yeah, /epl/ was a thing

I remember /epl/.
>8 games left

football

is

>rangers
>winning
wew lad

If Chelsea can defeat Manure, Everton and Westbrom away they're almost guaranteed to beat Mouyes record for most points

They would literally have to win every single game from now on. Can't see it happening, especially with how shaky their defence is looking recently.

finna lose my shit if norwich city wins again

sadly this, I'll just settle for them not slipping up right now

>yfw da tigers escape relegation

>mata out for the season

END THIS SEASON

*carves out of the relegation battle*

But Arsenal is 6th

protip: put a fiver on united

Feel bad for Orient, the ""EFL"" are a fucking spineless bunch

>Italian owners
not even once

*Crashes into League One*

F

>Brighton are actually going to be promoted on Monday
the absolute madmen

THEY'RE GOING DOWN

THEY'RE GOING DOWN

THEY'RE GOING

THE SHIT ARE GOING DOWN

...

none of you plastics know pain

>TFW going to get a anally raped by chelski

This has to be the dumbest managerial change in recent years.

>from playoff contenders to relegation contenders
>chinamen

Doubt it, most likely scenario is bitter Mouyes does everything he can to prevent a Chelsea win so that Tottenham can close the gap

that's a big head

>Chelsea-Man United on Sunday
>implying it wont be another 0-0 draw

BLADES
L
A
D
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S

They were never realistically ever going to finish in the playoff places. But I agree, Rowett had them punching well above their weight.

>chinamen

No complaints in this part of Birmingham

lets go lads

Harry Arter? More like Hairy Farter

great post

We'll have Lingard on a wing every single game
Time for shitty crosses

>that feeling when /epl/ is dead

>implying conte doesn't get a cheeky 1:2 on sunday

Only 77 days until /trans/ is back la

Who will replace Son at Tottenham after he dies in the 2nd Korean War?

>WW3 happens
>football gets cancelled

This is what unchecked non-leagueism does to communities

Or maybe - just maybe - nobody wants a general any more.

Literally been dying ever since you faggots added /EFL/ to the general. Not even meming here, you actually fucking blew it when you started forcing your Championship bullshit down on everyone.

Look on the bright side: now you're in the 4th Division, Sisu are bound to make the tickets cheaper. Oh, no, wait...

Yeah nobody wanted it when it got invaded with fucking non-league posters who added nothing but shit memes

Will Mouyes make Chelsea collapse like he did with Chelsea against Slippy G and Chelsea did with Spuds?

I think >we should strive to be like Big Sam and not let /epl/ get relegated to the non-leagues

>we lose mane for the season
>customers lose mata for the season

it's only fair la

If this was true, then why did it take four days between the last /epl/ dying and this one being made?

spurs matchthread:

that anti-nonleague guy has such a strange brand of autism

imagine being that relentlessly moronic over something

because we have realized that /trans/ is the only half decent general

I miss /trans/ lads

Off to the match in a bit lads

Wonder if there'll be another fight outside Revs like that other West Ham match

3pm:

>Bolton unironically losing at Oldham so we aren't crowned champions on the pitch on Monday

s m h