Fucked up horrible sexual things you’ve done

Fucked up horrible sexual things you’ve done
>befriend retarded girl in high school thru family
>go to college
>summer after freshman year
>see the retarded girl thru family
>parents ask me to drive her to work
>start driving her to work throughout summer
>one day she starts rubbing her pussy thru her pants
>fucking gross
>she starts doing this every ride now
>weeks later driving her hungover as fuck
>starts rubbing herself
>hungover and horny as fuck
>pull cock out
>she starts moaning and screaming like ape
>wtf have I done
>”user I like you peepee”
>well then touch you mongrul
>gives me some weird handjob type as driving down road
>using her fingers and not hand
>don’t cum barely even hard
>just end up dropping her off at her work
Cont?

>thru

That angered me more than your bullshit story.

cont

I'm sickened but curious
Also I want to know you're feelings looking back on the situation because well...this is just plain fucked.

How retarded? Down syndrome retarded or autism retarded?

I would like more details, user. Please tell me you raped the retard

moar

>suddenly I realise I'm a huge faggot
>start strangling the retard
>get hard thinking about all the huge black cocks I'll suck later
>go home and make a request on Craigslist asking for bbcs to come dump loads in my fat ass
>several come over and use me as a cum dump
>jerk off my micropenis later on and dribble a tiny bit of cum out thinking about what a gay cunt I am

Hurry up you stupid wanker

>feel really gross and upset about what happened
>mom asks me if can pick up tard from work
>driving home with her at night now
>”user I liked your peepee”
>it’s like her catchphrase now
>decide fuck it again
>you ever been fucked?
>looks at me confused then nods yes
>I don’t even wanna think about what that means
>ask her if she wants to get fucked
>nods he head again
>I should say she was skinny but seriously the definition of butt ugly
>snagged teeth scrunched up face fizzy gross hair
>drive to field and get out of car
>have her get in back and bend over
>pull down her jeans and she’s got the hairiest stinkiest pussy I’ve seen and smelt to date
>somehow hard probably cause I’m thinking she at least has to be tight
>pull her close and shove cock up the retarded hole
>is in fact one of the tightest and softest pussy I’ve felt
>takes a couple mins but now set up for fucking
>just start pounding her
>figure this might as well be her best fuck ever
>she’s screaming st the top of her lungs
>she sounds like an animal
>she’s clearly cumming to cause she never stopped be insanely wet
>actually enjoying myself for a little
>eventually take out and blow cum all over her ass
>instant regret
>all the questions in my head now
>how would I explain this
>what if she got pregnant
>clean her up and she now has love in her eyes
>drop her off at her house
>next day mom says “Susan taken a real shine to you, she says you’re her boyfriend.”
>laugh it off
>give her couple more rides (car rides) that summer
>she’s really awkward around me now
>jump at first opportunity to go back to school early
>lucky develop my own life that I’m not around the neighboorhood I grew up in anymore so I don’t see the retard or her family
>Susan still works at Walmart and live with her parents
>saw her last week for first time in years
>she smiled and waved
>wonder if she fully remembered

>2012+5 not pretyping

I unsuccessfully tried to fuck my family's dog.

>be me, 13
>be home alone
>see peanut butter
>get the grand idea of getting the dog to lick peanut butter off my dick
>grab the peanut butter
>liberally apply
>oh shit, dog notices
>dog comes over and licks the fuck out of my dick
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>dog does this for about 15 minutes
>i continuously apply more peanut butter
>feels good but I'm not anywhere close to cumming
>decide to try to fuck dog in the ass
>go to parents room
>get coconut oil
>apply oil to both dick and dog anus
>try to stick my dick in
>it's really tight
>dog won't let me fuck it in the ass
>it's whimpering hysterically
>pull what little bit of my dick is in, out
>dog shits EVERYWHERE
>have some dogshit inside my dickhole
>leave the mess for parents to clean up
>finish masturbating on Sup Forums in shame

pic related, was the dog

My gf left her 12yo sister with me one weekend. There was some play fighting, and her "flirting" was always deemed cute and harmless.
That was until I was watching a movie after bedtime and she came out for a glass of water wearing only a shirt that barely covered her ass cheeks.
She came and sat on the couch and asked what I was watching, then started getting pokey trying to start a play fight.
I only intended to see a bit.. But once Inhad manouvered her in my lap.. It went south fast.

There were a few minutes of sloppy kissing while she faced me on the couch.
There was some fondling. Then I carried her with her legs wrapped around me to the bedroom. What I remember vividly;

> she was extra smooth
> after a few minutes of feeling around
> I parted her legs..then I parted her lips
> still the most perfect pussy I've ever seen
> my tongue never worked so hard
> pinky finger first up to index
> I'm certain she had the cutest orgasm ever
> just kind of bucked her hips then went stiff
> by the time my tongue had cramped she was ready
> entering was slow and shallow
> bottomed out before our hips contacted
> I gently turned her over and spread her cheeks while slowly fucking her pussy
> just stayed there flexing my pelvic muscles
she finally started to squirm a bit as I was thrusting deeply
> that was it.. I came so hard I could feel it erupt from her onto the bedsheets
> a moment of guilty panic washed over me
> contemplated taking a picture of her oozing pussy
> still regret not having done so

Next day my gf came back and noticed her sis was clingy around me. Chalked it up to bonding. Riiight-o.. She's turned out okay by the way. She's just in highschool now. Good grades and pretty.

>invited escort over
>got wife's wedding dress out of storage and told whore to put it on
>fucked her while wearing the dress
>pulled out took off rubber and cum all over hooker's pussy and the dress
>pack dress up back in box and put back in storage

>be me, tardgirl
>those pants make my lower belly itchy-scratchy
>can't help but rubbing my jeans till have a bathroom available
>virginfag notices me
>as a longterm pornvid watcher, he mistook it for masterbation
>shows puny flaccid peepee
>scream "I'm going to sue you to death"
cont?

The best pussy is the pussy you regret the most. I'm right there with you. user.

>She's turned out okay by the way.
Righto-o, Savile

>had sex with a teacher in high school
>got caught in car with her
>she went to jail
>news story
>cameras and my face on tv for weeks
>really embarrassing and violating feeling
>fucked me up for life
>isn’t as cool as everyone says it is

Hilarious user.

I'm curious to see if you have a picture of her, you know, for scientific reasons

Teacher's name or it didnt happen
>hope its Debra Lafave

Agreed, release the name.

being violated by a salacious sensationalistic media machine can't be very cool
but the sex should have been at least decent

Guess I have to, as to appease the man boobs

bump cause i wanna hear more

>be me, like 24 years old
>10 years ago so there was no facebook, just myspace.
>I get a friend request from some chick in the city next to mine
>accept
>she is talking about how she wants to fuck me
>lolwut
>talk to her on phone while working at pizza hut delivering pizza
>her voice seemed a little off on the phone, like a weird lisp
>she says to come fuck her tonight after work
>get off work and pick her up in my car
>oh god, its a retard! she has down syndrome or something.
>her body is decent, though
>decide since I came this far, might as well do it
>she sucks my dick and i fuck her.
>do this about 10 more times randomly
>feltgoodman

>Be 11
>Make friends with negros
>Invite negros to room
>Head negro tells me that in order to be part of "gang" I need to watch a video with every one
>Ok?
>Head negro goes on internet on my Wii, goes to xvideos
>Oh fuck
>Starts playing hentai of Batman and Wonderwoman
>Everyone starts jerking off
>Fuck it, peer pressure
>Everyone busts nut
>Mfw one of the negros busts a nut to this in 20 seconds
>Pic related

Fag

buncha fag niggers

She does.

Hooked up with a Chinese woman with a cleft palate...she was very insecure and no one would date her...but she had a killer body and so I started to mess with her...I would grab her ass and her tits and she wouldn’t care...every time we worked I would make an excuse to grab her ass or feel her pussy through her pants and I would grab her hand and I would make her touch my hard cock...I also would reach into her shirt and feel her nipples and she didn’t mind. We got to together after work and I fucked her mouth and she couldn’t open it very wide cause of palate and for about a year I fucked her mouth and we fucked normally and she would let me play with her anus...we eventually had anal sex and I would make her suck my dick after it was up her ass and she didn’t mind...I then dumped her...now I have regrets...I should have married her...she was a great sex slave for a while

This is what she sort of looked like...my cleft palate girl

>hang out with this girl from work at party
>always flirt with each other
>she has husband of like 10 years tho (she’s older than 5-6 years older)
>get wasted with her
>asks me to help her with something in other room
>back room of party we just smoke and talk alone
>Eventually start making out
>before I know it clothes are off and I’m fucking her doggy
>”strangle me with your belt user”
>what the what now
>oh well guess I’ll try
>turns out she loves abuse
>have her doggy with belt and slapping the hell out of her face
>next thing I know door burst open
>whole party basically
>oh shit
>look at girl on bed she starts crying hystically
>looks bad for me
>luckily pull up pants by time first dude gets to me
>fight several dudes in room while girls are all yelling
>I wanna say I put up a decent fight but I seriously got the shit kicked out of me by the end
>literally thrown out of party
>start walking home think what the fuck happened
>next day get call from girl
>says she’s really sorry and explained to everyone that I wasn’t raping her
>naturally tell her to fuck off
>keeps texting for days apologizing
>she also quits job
>finally answer one day and say if she wants my forgiveness come suck it out of me
>shows up hour later and blows me
>use her for blowjobs and sex for months
>she’s gets divorce over this
>says she wants to be together now
>change number

Is you her?

>was kinda weird by great cause she loved abuse so I got revenge on her by bacially kicking her ass everytime we fucked
>also friended me on Facebook like last year and she’s a hardcore feminist now
>bull haircut
>actually goes to protests and all that shit legit every fucking weekend
>triggered so hard about trump

fucking hilarious thank you user

man you tried to ass fuck your male dog?

Cuck

Fucking retarded is you

No, I was in a similar situation as OP but we were kids.

Fucking amazing

lol
love that ending. feminists get off on being abused by men during sex and then tell all men its basically rape to even flirt with a woman. figures

Kill yourself please

Was that the only time

>in love with high school homecoming queen
>serious 10/10 wife material I thought
>never would go with beta loser like me
>go to random party sr year
>she’s blacked out drunk early
>starts puking all over herself and is total mess
>real sad that she’s a dumb beerslut
>little later go into some room by accident
>she’s passed out in bed
>wearing only bra and thong
>start feeling her tits and ass
>realize she’s gone so decide to take off thong
>smell and lick her pussy
>she doesn’t stir but realize what I’m doing
>no balls to just fuck her
>take her thong with me in pocket to admire latter tho
>drinking beer in party and hear bunch of commotion
>find out she’s getting train ran on her in back room
>go take a look
>she’s wasted and getting fucked by two dudes with others about to jump in
>feels bad man

Yes

>lol right
>I should message her and ask her if I can sock her in the face while I ass fuck her again

yes, yes I did. I regret it to this day.

I'm in the process of fucking a super high functional hot bod tardo at my job. Seriously she doesn't belong there just a little dumb is all like most of the country.

protestant culture is fucked up mang

you're not a beta for not fucking her user, you're a beta for not stopping those chads from having their way with such a fine maiden.

nigga what

lol have fun making mongoloidian children you spastic tardfucker

>give her couple more rides (car rides)
>(car rides)

I used to pick my younger sister up from secondary school and instead of driving her straight home like a good lad, I used to park up near a field on the way and fuck her in the back of my car.

But at least I will be fucking. Can you say the same? Noooooooo.

haha wtf

You fool.

>be me
>read stories on chinese basket weaving forum
>random guy fucks retards
>I can't even get laid

I was pretty terrible but not going to greentext. The short version is I lived in the barrio for a few years and my neighbors brought their 18 year old cousin here from Mexico illegally. They had a hard time finding her a job, she couldn't drive, she was afraid to use public transportation by herself... Since she wasn't contributing they were threatening to send her back. She was engaged to a guy back in Mexico but was still a virgin. I'd gotten to know her quite well because she was always home and depressed about her situation and didn't want to go back. I managed to talk her into letting me fuck her as much as I wanted for $200 a week. She reluctantly accepted. The first few times she cried but she slowly but surely began to enjoy it, it almost felt like I was doing it with my girlfriend. It went on for about 8 months during which I eventually had her doing anal, pretty much turned her into a porn star. She lied to her family about how she was earning her money but they were just happy that she was pitching in. Eventually her fiance came and took her to his people in another state. I pretty much ruined her for him but oh well.

Best ending

I'm currently working towards my wizard status. Can you say the same? Noooo

#notallprots motherfucker

Good read

that's not fucked up, that's awesome user. You cucked a wetback for some sweet 'n' spicy latina puss.

age?

thewhitesareatitagain.jpg

They're legal in the last year of secondary school so I'm gonna go with that..

>not tossing her a nostalgia bang
you, sir, are no gentleman

Well fuck....ya got me there.

Damn, son. I hope you regret that shi to your deathbed.

fake and gay

>mindlessly swiping through tinder looking for a hole
>look at one match and the girl is easily one 15ish
>says 18 so whole am I to question the gods
>but she’s informs me right away she’s 15
>super cute tho real thin and muscular and surpringly big boobs
>start bullshitting
>not really into that young so I’m bacially just saying horrible things to her to see her reaction
>eventually starts asking me for beer every weekend
>start ignoring her
>says she’ll suck my dick for booze
>reluctant to say yes for fear of cops exploding out of every hiding spot in room
>weeks of this before I finally cave
>pick up 8 dollar case of beer she requests
>drop off at familiar house
>thanks me and tries to get in
>tell her no thanks on the BJ cause she does look real young
>ignore her calls and texts
>on Facebook little latter and realize why house looked familiar
>girl I dated in high school lives there this is her younger sister who was like 4 when we dated
>cont?

Can confirm, tard pussy is stank, but it is soft, tight, and wet.

cont

yee

I forget about it usually. But yeah, definitely in my top 3 regrets

>cutie from class invites me out with her friends after I saw her at a bar and we made out
>get a text the night of, oh shit, it's a gay bar
>whatever, i know what i'm there for
>dancing with her, making out, we move to the back of the room and i grab her ass
>she looks offended and says she's not that kind of girl... then makes out with me some more
>i get confused, decide to go get some shots
>take shots, make out some more, she doesn't wanna leave so i'm like whatevs, go get another drink
>dude comes up says 'hey man, my wife says she likes you and i like watching her get fucked by other dudes you interested?
>i'm weirded out but nearly blackout drunk at this point, pic of his wife is a solid 10
>sure, fuck it
>leave with dude in his mercedes, get driven out way in the middle of nowhere to his house
>i'm asking when she's getting there, he says soon, then puts on a porn of a chick getting gangbanged
>says he needs to see what i'm working with before i do the deed, i whip out my dick and he nods
>he asks if i want a drink, sure. see him drop something into it, don't take a sip
>start realizing the situation i'm in, pretend i'm talking to a friend on the phone to come get me (no one would answer, it was like 4am)
>ask pretend friend if he's got his gun
>dude gets scared and takes me home. gave him a fake address and walked a mile so he wouldn't know where i lived

TL;DR i got trolled into showing some dude my dick after being picked up from a gay bar with promises of fucking his wife, when there was a girl there I could've hooked up with. Never saw her or him again.

check 'em

At that age yes.
Felt guilty af and eventually broke up with the gf. A few weeks before her 14th bday we met up again. I hadn't been laid since the breakup and we spent the next while hooking up until she wanted to date.
That wouldn't have worked out so we essentially stopped being friends all together. She did give up her anal virginity to me too though. That was pretty nice.
Loved giving head too and trying new things.

Set up a spycam in my daughter's bedroom so I could watch her have sex with her boyfriend.

yo user you almost got raped son. You're one lucky nigger.

got vids?

>she has cute tinder pics but now I have a whole catalog of her through her sisters facebook
>she becomes my favorite pornstar
>jerk to her pictures like crazy
>hits me up on schedule for booze
>kinda weirded out by the connection
>decide I don’t care
>get her shitty booze
>this time I tell her get in
>she looks taken aback guess she assumed I wasn’t gonna take her up on offer now
>pull in secluded area and whip out dick
>she clearly has now idea how to handle dick
>start just hold her head and fucking her mouth
>gagging and sloppy
>feeling those big tits of hers
>make her swallow all of it
>start actually talking to her
>before I know it I fucking married this girl a year ago she’s now 19
>her family hates my guts for obvious reasons
>sister might actually murder me

Frayed knot.

fucking kek, good story user.

Noice.

LMFAO

user ascends.

Nice.

precumming like a motherfucker to these

Allowed my boss to fuck my girlfriend with her very reluctant approval in order to get a promotion. Eventually split up with her but I've still got the job.

smart move, user.

My close friend passed out at a party once. I carried her to a bed and stripped her to her underwear. Proceeded to grope her and feel her up cause she was a 9/10 beauty. Didn't fuck her but instead told some randoms that showed up about her in the bedroom and watched as they fucked all of her holes.

Haha.. Nice

>at AA meeting because court order
>meet hot middle aged woman with big tits and bleached blonde hair
>start chatting her up at every meeting
>after meeting one day she sucks me off in a church parking lot
>we start hanging hanging out outside of meetings
>she seems hesitant to fuck for some reason
>about to get it in and she gets a look on her face
>"I have herpes, but I'm on medication"
>fuck it
>banged the shit out of here on and off for a year or so with no protection
>never got herpes somehow

This

bump for my confused chub

>be me 13y ago
>clueless virginfag
>unaware of my sex appeal
>next door single mom hitting on me on the daily
>one night at 12 knocks on my door
>open up wondering wtf
>'hey i'm a little scared i heard something'
>wearing thin night gown
>can see shape of pokies, ass, everything
>leads me to her balcony
>itisnothingofc.jpg
>'will you stay for a bit'
>no sorry I'm in the middle of something
>dash out
>get back to finish my raid
>fap furiously for the nth time later

My stupidity had no limits

Did similar. Except my car was tiny so I sexed her in the house.

>15 years old on Tinder
>she says she'll suck my dick for booze
>marriage material

This will end well.

Details?