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what's first-wave isn't that a post-rock thing edition

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glam/trad/power or die you filthy nu-males. fuck corequeers, blackies and trashlards
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that's a thrash album

first for someone post the pasta about chuck schuldiner's thin, probing member

>my mp3 player's blocked at full volume
metal for this feel?

hi fenriz

What's the best song on this EP and why is it Sepulchral Voice
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>g***
>why a new general? sage

t. tranny

this is my favorite heavy metal ep

Why did what I say make me get turned into a meme

EPOTY

memes aside, Chuck is a God.

because you're a fucking joke

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Reminder that this is now a thrash general and genres without riffs will not be tolerated under this new regime.
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this is doom stupid fucking revisonist
>us doom
>ever fucking """""thrash metal""""""

>tfw you've heard all of the CLASSIC albums
>tfw you've heard all of the slightly lesser known nwobhm/trad albums
>everything else is shit in comparison and metal isn't fun anymore
prove me wrong, lads

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You were so proud of your post you just had to show everyone?

how will glamshits honestly ever recover?

God of AIDS
No; fuck off anhenodic degenerate

because it's Burst Command

I already printed out the post and put it on my piss bottle fridge

Even straight dudes wouldn't say no to Masvidal

Disfear counts as honorary metal right

Incorrect. There are no bad tracks on ITSOE, but there is a strict hierarchy of songs on the EP
1.) Sepulchral Voice
2.) Witching Metal
3.) Blasphemer
4.) Outbreak of Evil
5.) Burst Command

if it's heavy it's doom metal so yes

>implying bottom bitches initiate
they don't even give consent and just take it and are grateful for it

>symptom of various medical conditions makes me a degenerate

No on expects the thrash inquisition.

Too many of these had me sweatin'

my man
good taste friendo
damn I should have picked that Teitanblood album

prog is the gayest genre even in gear

is that masvidal?

somebody make a shitty MS paint comic with fat chuck getting assfucked by Masvidal using this orgasm face

QUICK
Post a band you think everyone should know about.
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least objectionable

most objectionable

I let you down on Purity vs The Link, sorry boys I'm not kvlt enough

Fine, not a degenerate. Just deviated.

t. /lgbt/ pro

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didn't see this one

>cianide
>runemagick
>324
>insect warfare
nice

What do you object to? Too much RevBiz? You put Cirith Ungol and Disembowlment we should be friends

>when the vocalist goes fucking nuclear and starts laughing like a saturday morning cartoon villain

maybe he thought of a meme

>when the first thing you hear is 5 seconds of an absolute sledgehammer of a riff and then the song goes gung ho until the end

too much 90s sludge, i think there was a lot better black/death metal being released then

also converge, gojira, mastodon and the 2000s/2010 dude weed lmao stuff. not that they're all individually bad albums but i think there are better picks. maybe it's just your preference for doom/sludge i object to

>'80s song
>lyrics about nuclear war, televangelists, and greed

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nuclear war is good theme for meal

*nods respectfully towards you*

Go home /gg/

I must've clarified I mean anti-nuke songs like "pls don't drop the bomb on our children" or "oh my god what if Gorby dropped the bomb you shocked yet??? oh the society"

>anti-nuke

pfft

oh that's fucking gay
good nuke songs are the ones that say how fucked/dead/mutated the earth/humanity is after dropping the nukes

/metal/ field guide to autism

>that one user who always recommends quality industrial like meathook seed, dead world or depressor
>that one user who always gets buttmad whenever ulver is memed (could be more people)
>scenegirl/gorenoise poster
>jesseposter (rip)
>that one user who always posted only "black metal sucks" (rip)
>that one user who thinks powerviolence and crust are the same
>that tourist lord that says first wave and death metal are shit
>that one poster who thinks he's /lit/ as fuck, but gets BTFO by entry level political economy poster
>that one dude who always posts mariachi pics when I post Volahn/Arizmenda/Ashdautas
>>that one user that always posts that metalheads metal picture
>that other user with the Pure Fucking Metal
>glam user 1 (the one that always posts images of some guitarist like Randy Rhoads or Yngwie alongside his posts)
>glam user 2 (Cuckzzy/Christian metal/Stryper/Rainbow/20 vocalists list poster)
>based melodeath hating sperg
>Only Death Is Real-poster
>that one user that would always shill Matthias Steele (rip)
>gorespammer (rip)
>the original Vektorspammer (rip)
>that Sup Forums user that responds with that image of a yellow guy laughing every time someone posts Sodom
>that one user that would always post that essential nationalistic metal chart with a short description of every band on the chart (rip?)
>tourist filters chart poster
>trips in disguise
>that median age of thread: 15 poster
>kat poster
>that one first wave = best wave chart poster
>list of posters poster

90s sludge is my LIFE
2003 Purity
2004 Autumn Aurora
2007 World Extermination
2010 Paracletus
2012 Dar de Duh
2014 Death
2015 Antikatastaseis
2016 Shrines of Reduxspawn
there u go

>you

all me btw
this should become thread sticky 3bh

>>kat poster

teehee

This kills not only nu-males, but flower metal shitters, as well.
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Shame that good PM like this gets overshadowed by Nuclear Blast fodder with neutered guitars.

needs exit light and his guest poster

very average power

Now that the dust has settled..what went so RIGHT?

>KILL FOR THE LIVING, WE KILL FOR THE DEAD
muh dick

Wooo, I'm two of those!

no

I started listening to it and dropped
Maybe it's better than the all time lows Metallica has shit out in its long career, but it's just so tired and not inspired anymore.

name one album that sounds more sinister than bethlehem's dark metal

why is he holding a candy cane

WHY is everything so L O N G
it's like a prog song except with chugs
fuckin atrocious

>Now that the dust has settled..what went so RIGHT?
The part where I listened to it on youtube first instead of dropping 15 bucks on that turd of an album.

why aren't you?

Post each genres biggest meme band
bm - dimmu borgir
dm - cannibal corpse
power - dragonforce

It's ringo

>he

>>that one first wave = best wave chart poster
That makes three threads on three different boards where my posting has a name

The better dark metal

>implying it isn't halford's hand
but really what is xhe holding

this disturbs the tourist

excuse me there seems to be some slayer on your chart but no Master's Hammer, Root or Tormentor might want to do something about that

>turbo
Oh I don't know, maybe something related to speed, to things that go fast, to something that makes a machine that is already fast go faster, like some sort of... speed changer rod or something

why is xir gripping it like a door handle

why is it coloured like a candy cane

why is it shaped like some sort of strange pleasure device

its actually rob holding a dick

>it's rob gripping the defenders robot's schlong

it all makes sense

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>gripping it like a door handle
I really don't see it.
>why is it coloured like a candy cane
because gayness
>why is it shaped like some sort of strange pleasure device
see above

#75226617
report and ignore

>16 year old kids circlejerking over pictures of gook feet

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absolute shit, all of them
>inb4 tourist
tourists cream themselves over exotic, "obscure" purposedly inaccessibly shit like that

This was extremely illustrative

I haven't listened to much Gorguts so idk, and I haven't listened to much metal from 2016 anyways

>implying you've listened to all of those

>implying you have

>bm - dimmu borgir
> not Cradle of Filth

lol?

There are so many meme bands in bm you can't possibly hope to narrow it down to one

those are actually mirrors and it's reflecting the projection of your tourism onto them

>every 90s zine ever

nah that's surface level. how about every subgenre in a given genre?

sure
You mean style in a subgenre, surely