How do I even respond to this?
We met last week and went to a bar. Went pretty well. She's a model, shallow and vain as fuck but super pretty.
She's in 2 open relationships and looking for a third, which would be me if I play my cards right.
She said prior and during the date that she fucks after the 3rd or 4th time. Help me out guys
you know what to do, fuck her.
Also, we didn't have sex. We did however talk about sex a lot and previous experiences
Tell her you get all the bitches and would be happy to add another
Is this how normies fucking talk? Oh my god, it’s like a conversation between two wet paper bags.
Tell her that you’ll describe what life with a father is like if she fucks you
Do you not talk to women?
>>She's in 2 open relationships and looking for a third
She is a total slut and take advantage of any man that will let her.
>> which would be me if I play my cards right.
You'll be in the ditch as soon as you're broke. Guys with dicks and no brains are easy to find.
Run away OP, get as far away as you can as quick as you can.
What could she possibly use me for? She knows I'm pretty broke already
Fix your low self esteem. Loser
Ur completely ok with using another guys cum as lube????
Fucking gross!
This is a conversation between retards
please post pics of your conversation with women, mate, i'm so curious
not op
Kek probably worse than OP's
I talk to women with a personality not whatever the fuck this is
show pics of your amazing conversations with those women
say some stupid shit like how practice makes perfect, girls are idiots, she's teeing this one up for you
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roll
Here is a hint for you, a text from your mom asking if your going to Brandon's after school or coming straight home doesn't count as a conversation with a woman.
rolling
2 open relationships? This sounds like trouble waiting to happen user.
If it's only about sex that's cool and all, but why get with a girl that you know would let other guys fuck her at the drop of a hat? Either she's going to get preggers and put it on you, or you'll end p catching something.
who gives a shit
U low self esteem losers are right.
I fucked up. I meant to say "conversation".
Hahahahaha
you have never talked to a woman before
dont fuck around with hos
You took the time to ask, so the question is how much of a shit do YOU give faggot?
I'm not OP ya poopdick
Sounds like some self entitled bitch I know, I've turned her down 3 or 4 times even though shes hot just on the fact that I can't stand her vain ass and would end up smacking her within the 2 hrs I'd have to hang out with her to get laid, I see this scenario playing out for you if you don't like people.
"Kek".....not sure what kind of retard speak this is....faggit
Fuck her you moron
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Sounds like you live in Miami or L.A. , this means this girl is obviously a thot so I guess just dive in that pussy for a bit. She probably isnt good material for a relationship besides sex.
she's keeping it about sex so she's open to it. are you sure it's actually a woman and not some guy fucking with you?
I wrote this
No shit dickhead. OP is a pussy, not a faggot.
Are you fucking serious, soyboy???
Hahahahahahahahah
Yes I've met her once
NorCal but wants to move to Hollywood because more people are like her. Maybe hit the porn industry (her words). I'm just trying to fuck casually.
>cosmic numbers
holy fuck youre a gigantic faggot, you blew it.
You’re a fucking loser. You two deserve each other, and all the other dicks she’s going to make you suck.
Good luck with that shit show. Go see a therapist.
What is soyboy about his answer?
first message was awful
should have just sent the second
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>everybody anybody has sex with needs to be married
what the fuck are you even implying? people can't fuck for fun?
you're an idiot
I agree
Good mix between cuck(first one) and alpha(second). She seems deluded and cucks anyways so she'll hook. You two are still two gigantic retards
OP is trying so hard to conform to her image of him, lmao.
The complete fucking lack of confidence!
Cringe thread?
So "Practice makes perfect" isn't a confident answer?
not that I don't agree that OP blew it with that text, but what's more cringy is the rest of the "alphas" in this thread telling him how to text a pretty girl while they're sitting behind their computers jerking off to anime
never change Sup Forums
I'm OP and this is her. Those of you who think my text was gay, good luck even finding a girl like this to text, let alone MEET and make out, faggots
wow dude I was on your side until this jesus christ
you're a beta's beta
That's the point retard. To anyone who has evert texted a girl know OP didn't fuck up.
What the fuck do you even need help with, you retard?
She's steering the conversation towards sex and openly admits that she thinks of you as something of a playboy.
What can you even mess up at this point?
U showed us. Soyboy
Hahahahahahaha.
Im embarrassed that this is how grown "men" act....
you completely missed the point, but it's ok, i haven't really expected anything else from you
>hahahaha
>"conversation"
>real alphas only say "fuck-ialogue"
great response mate, keep that up
oh you are texting her on tinder? ok .. like 9999999 other guys. and 9999998 of them are not asking Sup Forums for advices.
she looks like your typical vapid, orange-faced cunt. why are you so proud of being a potential 3rd string cock for this walking petri dish?
this
so much this
but what else could you expect from dudes jerking off to trap futa neko oppai lolis all day long, while talking about things like feminine penis or wwyd
Ok soyboys.
This is manspeak. I want it and i want it now. I will take what i want. I will be very direct and confident when speaking.
>I will take what i want.
kek
go on, internet warrior, take what is rightfully yours
B/ro.... run... listen to Sup Forums i know you guys hate their shit, but you're young... get a woman that wants kids and can cook, and is your same race. Happily ever after until cancer or commies kill you...
Go jerk off with razors
wow, I've never seen samefagging like this
this is some next level insecurity shit
shes hunting for pearls while slav squatting WHILE TAKING A FUCKING NAP. If that is not the woman of any mans dreams, than you are a fucking faggot
not a samefag, i guess your only way of talking back now will be calling me gay
nah
Hey betacuck loser. Tell me about the time u learned to love yourself
Men are such pussys.....
"I need a woman to validate my existence".......
Lololo
Ok anime alphas and soyboys. What's next? Since I fucked it up so hard and you guys know *perfectly* how to text a girl
I've lost track of who you're pretending to be, is this OP?
because it is you asked Sup Forums what to text a girl and you typed what I SPECIFICALLY told you to type, so hush now
"Why don't we get to work getting your numbers up"
this is literally easy OP
>She's a model
now offer her something exciting, like meeting your collection of MLP.
"lets change that"
god you are such a faggot sluts are easy wtf
Say "If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement."
I’m a femanon and I cringed this whole thread. Nice generalization though, fuckwit. Probably why you’re here digitally fisting your bros and not getting puss. ANYONE, and I mean anyone, who has to ask anyone what the fuck to say to another human being, is a human with no substance, personality, and should be shot on sight.
Do not say this.
Say "I have an elaborate cum-bottle collection."
Hey faggit op. Answer this question. Are you completely ok with using another mans cum as lube????? Does this sink in to your stupid fucking brain?? Does this fucking compute with you???
Dude, why are you trying so hard to prove what a romeo you are?
From the first picture, it was clear that no help was needed to fuck this chick.
So why post the conversation here pretending you need advice?
Is that anonymous validation so important?
you seem fucking miserable to talk to ngl
Damn you trying to get this dick or what?
haha u wild wyd
At least I’ve developed as a person and can hold a conversation based on more than trap music, hookups and Starbucks. Can you say the same?
So true. A confident MAN knows how to handle himself and handle a situation. Not ask a bunch of low self esteem internet losers
"I could help you with that sometime. Have any free time on Saturday?"
no long talking just make plans and leave it jeez
>I need validation from atustic losers on the internet
You're no better than any of us. Next time do you all a favor and don't lake a thread.
You are adorable when you are trying to sound like an internet detective, but fail terribly
Literally no one here gas mentioned any of your 3 examples. Stupid cunt, look for empowerment elsewhere
yeup because im not op and actually an adult.
>a thread about hookups
>nobody mentioned hookups
Whoops, you’re retarded.
not the same user but i feel i can hold conversation based on anything but the shit u just told.
sooo OP i hope u actually said something and you are up;oadong some shit. im fucking curious mate.
Hopefully I can get them both to bed and have a MMF threesome :)
This can't be real. You're either trolling us + her or you're just straight up fucking retarded
this
>2 open relationships looking for a 3rd
what a joke. kill yourself
I feel like this whole conversation is in reverse. Her tone is more masculine, initiating how much sex you have, and that you get more action than "her".
Are you sure this isn't some dude you matched with on Grindr?
Show your own pics, bro, I bet you are messaging a cutie or two
jesus christ so this thread was a joke the whole time, got it