This, is the story of the East Wing Cartel
Part 1: Prelude
> be me
> freshman year
> low key drug dealer
> me and some friends run a little business through the bathroom
> we are the kings without a throne
> we call ourselves the “East Wing Cartel”
> mfw everything runs smoothly
> we have the juniors establish a Cartel of their own
> fr
Bump, continue story?
>we got addicted to sucking dicks in glory holes got aids and dieded.
The End.
Part 2: Unification
> the juniors realize that we should join forces
> we have a unitary government system
> everything runs on smoothly
> the leader of the Junior set declared himself emperor
> mfw it’s like Hitler rising
> we have a group chat that has everyone’s locker code on it
> someone speaks out against him
> comes into school next day
> friend walks up “Dude [Insert Name] get suspended!”
> asks why
> “he got caught with pot!”
> wait a minute, something didn’t add up, that guy didn’t carry anything on him.
> holyshit.jpeg
> mfw the “Emperor” framed him
> we all follow the Emperor’s orders for the rest of the year
Part 3: Game of Thrones
> sophomore year
> we are planning a way to overthrow the “Emperor”
> the plan is to use me as bait
> talk shit about him one day
> when I go to my locker, I smash the lock, breaking it.
> goes to office, tells them my lock is broken
> me and Janitor walking down to my locker
> we walk in on the “Emperor” putting a brownie in my bag
> janitor calls for security
> kid takes off
> school goes on lockdown
> kid is caught in the bathroom
> mfw he got expelled
Dam that was pretty solid nice>
Part 4: Wild West
> Emperor is our of here
> however, the Cartel breaks apart, multiple factions breaking off
> now, your customer size shows how much power you have
> now there are about 12 factions now
> me and 2 other sophomores reform the “East Wing”
> immediately face threats.
> people getting expelled in frames known as we call “Hasta la vistas”
> the school is a fucking war zone
> we control a bathroom upstairs
> we have 10 customers, the most powerful “Cartel”
> as the year closes, we begin to do plan next year.
Sorry if my grammar is shit on a stick, doing this tipped
It's fine, mate.
Part 5: Junior Year
> The now freshman class begin a Cartel
> begins to grow in size
> force them to become a part of our Cartel
> they don’t accept
> we begin to slowly steal their business
> they crumble alone
> we now control 2 classes, some small factions are left
> a sophomore faction joins our Cartel
> we begin to spread our influence into the sophomore class
> flush out some resistance in their grade
> now the sophomore class is our puppets I guess
> however, the freshman class will return
I just paid 10 bucks for this. Did i get ripped off?
Is this high school or college? Because this is some small time shit...where's the real fucking cartel stuff like beheadings and cutting faces off with butterknives?
yes you did, thats worth like, half a penny
Part 6: Declaration
> the Freshman form a new Cartel
> we begin to lose our foothold in the class
> over the announcements one day
> apparently some kid snuck a brownie into a bathroom, our main bathroom
> now everyone going to the bathroom needs to be searched by a security officer
> god damnit
> hear about an old shed under the bleachers
> we scramble to assert our dominance there
>we have 10 customers, the most powerful "Cartel"
lol wut
cool story bro
You all have the worst fucking cartel if its easily found out your brownies have weed in them. How the fuck does the faculty know that?
fuck off
Also...check em!
Trips of truth are undeniable.
Part 7: Battle
> arrive at Bleachers with my friends
> Freshman already there
> one says “ya snooze ya lose!”
> we charge them
> I tackle the kid first
> fucking war breaks out
> I look up
> punches, kicks, some madman is using a steel-toe boot
> we eventually drove the Freshmen back
> business is booming
To someone above
It’s high school
if someone would put something in my bag, and it looked like a brownie, i feel like anyone who lived through the 70s would be suspicious, especially if the lock tot he locker is broken
your stories fucking gay and i cant believe i wasted the time reading it in hopes it would get good
stupid fucking 14 year old stoner thinks selling pot is equal to the cartel. kek.
moar
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You take the brownie to a police station, it’s tested after that
They said they did this to frame people, so you'd be suspended either way you retard.
lick my chick, fag.
Op for real how much money did you end up with when you graduated and why is the answer $0
So then how does that FRAME them if they are suspicious already and take it to police?
CHECK 'D
This, is the story of the West Wing Cartel.
kys u literal sack of shit
Part 8: House Party
> go to a house party cause why not
> fucking lame (like this thread)
> me and 3 juniors outback talking
> discussing the weed empire
> 4 freshmen walk outback
> we see them
> they see us
> fucking fight ensues
> I grab a chair, smash it on some dudes back
> neighbor watches in terror
> she is on the phone
> obviously talking to the police
> we hop in my friends car
> peel out
> freshmen didn’t try anything after that
suck me, cunt.
Cause crack is where it’s at
OH MY FUCKING GOD DUBS TWICE IN A ROW
this is the gayest shit ever. holy fuck. I sold heroin and considered myself small time. 10 customers? I'd see 10 customers before 10am on a slow day. Granted, I wasn't in high school, but calling this drug dealing is gay as fuck. This is some fag shit.
...
heroin ruins people. great job leeching off of society.
you dont have to tell me. heroin ruined my life. i was a junkie for 10 years. i recently got charged with 1st degree reckless homicide and 5 other heroin selling felonies cause someone overdosed and died. was never my intent to hurt anyone. the guy knew what he was getting and chose to put it in his veins. i'll be in prison for at least 5 years. they offered me a plea deal of 20 years in prison, 10 years on supervision. im out on bond right now.
inb4 get raped by a nigger in prison, dont drop the soap, junkie scum, etc.
Part 9: Victory
> be in 3rd block
> fire alarm goes off
> shuffle outside
> see cops
> mfw it’s a drug search
> we go back in
> hear freshmen being called down
> I know what is going down
> come into school
> hear a kid got caught with 6 grams
> hear when he got arrested for it
> mfw
I know this thread was pure shit
But in senior year now
My empire is in a civil war, and the East Wing is dying
This thread is a biography of it.
>Weed Empire
>top kek
Everyone and there grandma smokes weed, do some Krokodil like a real nigga
high schoolers are so dramatic
the thread was pure shit cause you are a gigantic faggot. selling drugs isn't cool, man. i thought it was too til it fucked my life up completely. im 34 and will be going to prison for a long fucking time. you're what? 17? 18? stop this bullshit now. when I was your age, I didnt think my life would turn out like this. I was against drugs like crack or heroin. I smoked a lot of weed and did acid, x, and shrooms. mind expansion is what i thought i was doing. do something with your life, bro. for real. this shit isn't cool. I dont really expect you to listen to me. I wouldn't have listened to me either at your age. But I know from experience. What you are doing only leads to trouble. Do something to make your family proud. I'd give anything to be able to do my life differently.
>be a normie reeeeeeee
cancerous, my dude. cancel season 2
east wing will 404 like this thread
You’re not wrong
devise a plan to get the whole school expelled
Yep. You're super edgy and cool, bro.