If you could have ONLY one superpower, what would it be, Sup Forums?

If you could have ONLY one superpower, what would it be, Sup Forums?

The ability to have a QT GF.

foverever healthy

so like, if she dies do you just spawn a new one?
what if you want to die eventually? will you use it for good or selfishly?

Kind of an Iron Fist situation.

Where I can focus kinetic energy into either hitting something or moving forward like a battering ram.

No, just like the ability to find someone who will love me. I know I sound like a fag, but most women I know are total bitches. WHERE THE MEME GIRLS AT!? Most people don't just die on the spot, and someone dying by murder/accident has a low chance where I live.

op here, answering my own question with telekenisis. I'd use it to remotely assassinate people, levitate shit, make myself fly with it

awww, that's actually really sweet

Best power.

I'd be Goddddddd, Jeffffffry.

Thanks, man. It's not too much of a problem, I'm generally well-received in public and pretty funny. (As funny as most autists.) I could get a bunch of girls to like me, I just don't like them. I'm not all high-and-mighty here. I don't think I'm above everyone and deserve the best, this isn't an Elliot Rodger situation. I'm sure I'll find someone, but that someone can't come soon enough. Fuck, I should be on /r9k right now.

time manipulation
>money
write down powerball numbers, go back an hour and buy the winning ticket. repeat for other gambling outlet (horse race, casino, football bet, etc..)
>woman
groundhogs day dat bish
>old age
reverse time on body and live forever.

on the plus side, I like your pepes
that's not one superpower that's like all of them
what if you could travel forwards and backwards but not make any changes?

Invisibility.

Giggity-Goo!

You're a man of culture, I see.

I want the power of dubs

The ability to manifest any power any time.

invisibility

All-in...

..."1"

Infinite powers

dude that'd be dope. have you heard of vantablack? I want to make a cloak made out of that shit and walk around at night with it
rip
I uh.... well played
alright you assholes lol

To get quads all the time

Mind control.....

I don't need any other powers, I can convince your brain I have those powers.

rip
what do you mean, I thought you already had super strength and super sp-..... oh you fucker

I want the power to stop and reanude the time. Is over powered as fuck

Either chronokinesis or eternally kept at the age of my prime(eternal youth basically)

Ability to not get found guilty of rape. No matter how many times I get accused and how solid the evidence is. I would be a legend.

Being a politician is not a power

The ability to post dubs....
Either that or the ability of Dong

More wishes.... wait...

I think it's pretty clear which you got.

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Yep, full on mind control. No distance limitations.

Ability to make a grils fall in love with me.

the power to have any power i want

cheater

Ability to physically change my appearance.... which would also reflect my own capabilities/what I'd look like for example changing to an elderly 90 year old the body would be fairly frail or a muscly tranny would be able to deadlift a neckbeard fairly easily etc etc

To have no one grieve over my death if I choose to end it all.

wow, too real for me fam

Molecular Manipulation

opening any book to exactly the page I need/want it to open at.

Good enough without them.

I envy you and your superpower of not needing superpowers

I'd like to have the death note

if that doesn't count I want to be able to an hero people with my mind

I think both of those are allowed, but why?

so you can finally masturbate, ay lmao

I want the power of Creating life beings as I want, including all of their personalities, abilities, behavior, appearance, and all of them would be in hypnosis, being me their master, without knowing it.

I could make a FUCKING DIO, TO PROTECT ME.
Or A SHINJI, TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE.
Or even a Sakuya, and make her give me her's Lunar Clock
And Spawn a feminist and make her make me a sandwich.
(That english tho)

fucking savage

SAVAGE

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Healing like Wolverine.

me rn

time control is the best power dont @ me

Fucking LEGEND

The power to grant wishes. boom, no limit to my powers now

nice, better than deadpool anyway
you little shit

Can you make my crush fall in love with me, gracious leader?

Targeted, safe interdimensional travel or paradox free timetravel.

good thing you were specific since pretty much any interdimensional or time travel sends you flying through space every time

If you want to. I don't need anything special to somehow feel better about myself.

omnipotence

The power to communicate through time.

invisibility so i can creep

of course, but only the dudes that are into you.

I do believe you have all really under estimated Telekenesis if you can control things with your mind what is stopping you from doing it on a molecular level, making fire and so on and if you can rearrange atoms there is no stronger power

Super Saiyan Blue

> Superman < Super Saiyan

Dr Paradox, so that I can delete autistic people from existence.

Change into a giant negro by shouting "Bigger Nigger!"

To create the stone. Transmutation.

The power of Popeye

Reading minds.

Won't that just make you look like a giant black mass moving around? Don't get me wrong, it would be spooky af but it's not invisibility.

reality manipulation

probability manipulation
ez

The power to steal any power i want

oh my fucking god

SAVAGES

The ability to touch people without actually touching them. Like imagine being in a room and you see hot chick and you like stick your finger in her ass but you're like across the room and it's she feels like someone put a finger in her ass but it's basically like a ghost did it

The power to consciously define my own existence, unbound by space and time.

the power to do whatever i want.

if thats too op, im going for immortal with suicide switch.

Necromancy. Bare minimum reanimate/control corpses/carcasses. If it gets to be cooler than that, control over death/decay/disease

teleportation, ez win

100 percent communication. Spoken. Read. Write. Lip reading . Interpret body language. Near mind reading or mental connection.all formats of language. Historic texts and dead languages. If you can be taught it I want to know it.

Immortality

I like this one a lot

I want to know every fighting style ever instantly.

If your answer isn't that anything you say comes true, I consider you to be retarded.

Cartman/10

i always think time travel but i like my life so it's such a risk changing the past and etc. i'm not particually worried about my future either. but i wish i could go back in time to buy a fuck ton of bitcoin then sell it for a fuckin billion

>changing hormones in animals
>doing some fullmetal alchemist shit
i approve

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shapeshifting would be pretty neat, could live out a lot of fetishes with that

Telekinesis. There is so many applications for it, its insane.

Shapeshifting because it gives you healing powers/immortality by default. Break a leg? Just shapeshift it back. Aging no longer occurs. You can change how you look whenever you want. Want to rob a bank? Change into some short asian guy. When you are escaping quickly change into some black woman.

Tbh youd probably kill youself with it trying to experiment on yourself. Id rather have a less dangerous power.

Uh god... We got a problem.

to have two super powers