What sort of things do Americans keep in their fridges?

What sort of things do Americans keep in their fridges?

Shoes
Burgers
Mayo
Dildos

microvage ovens

bread
bullets
ketchup
fridges
african-american bulls

cheetos
chicken
coffee

Our guns

Ketchup
Bread
Eggs
Leftover mac n cheese
Bud Light

I forgot Ranch dressing

I have all of these except the mac n cheese in my fridge, right now

Bread?

Gasoline

their shoes

what's wrong with putting eggs in the fridge?

Not him but I think it keeps longer if it's refrigerated.

shitty american beer
burgers
half eaten pizzas
cheese in a can

>americans refrigerate their microwaves while microwaving their shoes

ketchup
video games
jackie chan
another fridge
bread

Right

dead niggers

WHO the FUCK puts bread in the fridge?

>Protip

If you keep your ketchup anywhere other than the fridge then you're an utter mong and probably working class too.

You don't like your bread cold?

Yes, nothing better than cold bread with cold meat, preferably uncooked

Leftover takeout
Leftover deliver
Leftovers
Condiments
Pickles
Peanut Butter