27

>27
>no job
>no social skills
>too dumb to learn programming or anything sophisticated
>never had any intimate relationships
>no friends

What's the solution?

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I'm 25 same boat but I fucked a hooker a few times.

Youre not even trying to improve

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Stop dwelling on all the bad shit at once. Take one aspect of your life and focus only on that and forget everything else. I suggest the no job part because that affects everything else.

How do I improve? It feels too late now. I won't be on the same level as everyone else.

I couldn't do that because I'm agoraphobic unfortunately. All I can do is fap my frustration away two or three times a day.

>26
>work for microsoft
>gf asleep next to me
>have a few best friends
>goes out every weekend to bars
>still depressed on the inside

There is no solution. Life's a bitch then you die... that's what im looking forward too

Dominos has 50% off online pizza orders.

I don't see any problem, dude. Git dat fukken wellfair, sun.

I've tried burying my head in video games but it just doesn't hold up anymore.

plenty of college students are re-admits in their mid-late twenties, or even older. my gf tried to pull this "waaaa im so old im a failure i wasted my life" shit at 27 too, right before she landed a bomb-ass job. "too late" really just means "i cant bring myself to do it." lose your fuckin' hangups and keep trying new shit and don't drop things so quickly - most skills worth learning take time

Do you play anything?

>30
> just landed job doing what I love after already having another job, picked up a ton of skills.
> Just go volunteer and get into employment assistance programs government run, be the one who actually is interested and don't fuck around with friends you make there outside classes and workshops until you're solid, most are fuck ups who haven't kicked their bad habits yet, aka bad influences to easily talk to and fall into.
>this is called networking, these agencies and volunteer spots fill your resume right up, let you get to know people, and sometimes they pay you like a job but you're guaranteed to be hired. Every city has a program like this guaranteed.

This is how I went from NEET to successful after feeling stuck, I sucked it up and self motivated, nobody is gonna care but you. Now I don't sit on Sup Forums all day, I'm just here when I'm pooping.
Depression is another beast but you can fake normal enough to hold a job until you have enough to buy happiness and social situations.

>fapping
>video games
No wonder you're 27 and still haven't done anything. Take 's advice ffs and stop wasting your fucking time. Even just reading would be healthier for you.

What do you look like?

And you missed quints by 3 posts. kys already.

2+3 is not 7, kys moron

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Nation wide? Fuck... I need to get some pizza then. :/

More details regarding this? Like a state unemployment job program? Like Career Assistance? What did you do exactly. Always looking for more marketable skills/ways of improving

Just a below average white male.

>27
>Don't like my life, but don't hate it enough to do anything about it really.
>Just basically keep on trying to pay off my debt and then build my shack in the woods so I can tell the world to go fuck itself and not care anymore.

nah dude, wait til tomorrow, I order on Tuesdays and it's buy one get one free in North America, you can get 2 medium pans for 15 bucks or 2 XL for 18, the pans are better by far though.

I would say work on the agoraphobia, thats you're huge problem.

look up Dr. Jordan Peterson he has a lot of good talks about anxiety and depression, helped me a good amount.

Once you can get out and do shit join a club somewhere for something you like to do, easy way to meet people

Good to know.

That means nothing. I've been told I'm everything from ugly to gorgeous. That shits in the eye of the beholder. Could you model? Do you play an instrument? Any artistic inclination? What avenues do you have available? What do YOU like?

It's two for tuesday in the uk too.

Find a tribe and learn the runes to save yourself

Find a sense of purpose that is meaningful to you. It doesn't have to mean anything to anyone else and you don't have to share it. Destroying religion left people in general without a sense of purpose. Make one yourself and you'll feel worlds better. Even if it's just living to read another book or learn another craft or hobby.

I live in America somewhere and I've never heard of that. We only got 3 topping large pizzas for 8 bucks.

So I was a drop out, I'm also Canadian so mine is provincial run, but I know the US has these as well because I've researched and helped hookup online buddies with these places who were struggling.

I basically had welfare shit for a few months when NEET, shopped around for agencies. Goodwill is a major one, not just thrift stores they run employment programs and workshops out of their corporate spots. Most under 30s fall into youth program ranges to learn a new skill, you wanna be a cook or tradesmen or apprentice or do post secondary it's out there.

I went to five weeks of workshops then they found me a work placement for 250 hours, the agency pays the employer to test hire me for experience over a few months and if they like me they hire me. Because they get a fully trained employee they save a ton of money bringing you in. All my training time was paid too because it gets you off assistance. Most idiots in these programs give no effort and don't wanna be there. If you give it effort, you're the golden student and cherry pick your jobs.

all my classmates are working retail or warehouse shit now or food services, no shame on them.I got to pick my placement and it aligns with my college ambitions and now I have networking with specialists and professors and shit with PhDs in my field because I work with and am friends with them as a laborer. I'm learning a fuck ton of amazing information everyday, love it.

I don't play any instruments and never was good in art class. I don't get this "join a club" meme. Aren't those typically where old people meet in retirement?

It's so bad I can't even be in the same room as my parents anymore.

1. Women should never be your endgame. YOU should be your endgame. Do something you are already good at and love, for example if you love to sculpt become the godamn best sculptor on this fucking earth. Doing so is its own reward.
2. Read philosophy, maybe Marcus aurelius. This will give you peace, direction, and happiness.
3. Fitness and health. This is fucking easy. Become as physically fit as you can be. Never stop in this persuit, if you are not moving forward you are staying the same. Same with mental fitness as well. Don't eat or use shit with weird chemicals i.e. shampoo - it may have estrogen linked stuff in them (and we are looking to be high test.)
4. Do your best for money and career, but remember they are not YOU.
5. Family and friends are VERY important. Have and maintain good relationships.
6. Life is pain and pain is cause by desire.
7. Have fun, act goofy, laugh, be weird, dont take yourself seriously. very stimulating and will keep you young.
8. Be confident and genuine. If you are the perfect specimen as defined above - women will chase you and try to pin you down. *Spoiler* At that point pussy will be something insignificant in comparison to who you are. At that point you won't need to "Dodge bullets" because "you won't have to."
9. don't let women make their pussy a carrot at the end of a stick. Men become dickless and only live to serve women at that point , and you sacrifice the godlikeness you have achieved.

Read 'awaken the giant within', there are hacks to your stupid mind. If you don't program it, someone else will do it.

Hell yeah user

Oh man. Im glad you had luck in finding places with the same success for brow in U.S but it isn't helpful everywhere, man. I just moved to NC but am originally from AZ and they make most English speaking people participate in the state hob placement program there. Have been through it many times. Every time I did it they put me on a slumlords cleanup crew for almost as much hourly as I was making in unemployment benefits. Hauling bed bug and Roach infested furniture and garbage out of apartments of lowlifes. It was much more beneficial to me to take free online classes in computer repair/IT/networking/low level programming while finding a standard job in that field. Even if it was call center shit for $10-$12 an hour. Maybe it depends on your work background but the state employment placement programs we're the WORST in my experience. I'm making about $19 an hour now but that's still chump change. Am going for Network Architecture in the Spring. Is it better in Canada and can dual citizenship help? My moms from Dartmouth and I've thought about it but have heard you have to pay taxes in both and I know that's a killer.

Become a security guard

I don't know about "joining a club". I do know that picking up instruments always came naturally to me and I've had a few computer nerd friends who it never occurred to to play an instrument until we became friends and once they tried it they found something they took to. My "brother"(really close friend/roommate) is a networking/programming genius/WOW geek and never even thought about picking up an instrument until we moved in together and I was trying to solo write an album. Turns out he's actually a really really good bassist and has a mind for it as far as giving sonfs and writing a hard identity instead if just mimicking the guitar. His friend found out he's pretty good with sound engineering too. Again, these we're alien concepts to them before hanging out with a musician. Turns out I'm actually reasonably good with computers too even though I had never even touched one until the same time my brother touched a bass. It's like we traded off powers. Just saying. Try something new man. Haven't you ever just sat in your head in been like "I bet I'd be good at that"? Stop wondering. Start fiddling around man

How are you 27 with no job?
How do you eat? Where do you sleep? Teach me your secrets to still having Internet connection while being a fucking loser

>>almost 26 (month away)
>>graduated college in may w 2 degrees (1 in engineering)
>>no real job, work like 10 hours a week
>>threat of no health insurance looming (yay american healthcare system)
>>live at home
>>party a fair amount w friends but secretly feel empty on the inside
>>smoke weed basically every day
>>made out with a couple girls recently
>>haven't had sex since 2015
>>haven't had a gf since 2013
>>apply to multiple jobs a week with little to no success
>>had shit tier grades (probably why)
>>trying my best in general but often lazy or depressed
>>hopeful for the future
better than nothing i guess...

The solution is suicide

would have been quints....but you even fucked that up D:

27 is still young, man. Times are harder now. You can't just do whatever and make it. You have to have a solid plan and it doesn't usually work out the way you see it. I make $19-$20 an hour and paying for a phone, internet, gas, insurance, car payments, food, and rent is a stretch, man

so close op

I live with my grandparents. Basically no pressure or financial responsibilities.

THIS WILL SAVE ME

What kind of jobs are you applying for? Where do you live?

Me today:
>32
>49k/yr
>good sex with qt3.14; she a lil chubby tho
> Just purchased house
> Life is good

VS - Me 4 years ago

>28
> 10/hr Part time job
> homeless
> No g/f
> Consider an hero every day

Shit can get better mey nigras.

engineering jobs and i live in rhode island

Are you actually "too dumb"?

I don't believe that you are, OP. I believe you've lost faith in yourself. Not only that, but you have to be surrounded by people who support your poor choices, people who haven't challenged you. It's why you stopped challenging yourself and becoming content with your life for a bit too long.

Like I said, I don't believe that you are too dumb, regardless of the poor choices you made which I do think are poor indeed.

OP. Sometimes it's as easy as enrolling at your local community college. Do something. Anything. If you can't get off your ass, you need to go over every single reason why you can't. You need to truly understand those reasons. Only once you understand them will anyone have advise you may consider.


How funny that my life and yours are pretty much the same.

Making something of my life didn't really change anything.

If you are a dual citizen, just come here and do it; our minimum is $15/hourly in 2018.

Sidenote, my girlfriend is originally from NC, Greensboro, they have a great work program there if you want to learn electrician and solar panel shit. I know a little 19 year old dummy whose making a 90K salary doing maintenance on those and he is about as sharp as a bowling ball socially. Good luck, I'm out.

I'm literally all that, but the
>too dumb to learn programming or anything sophisticated
It's all I fucking do.

What makes him dumb is he wants a programming job and not just a job, he could be in turkey insemination for all it matters but it will buy him a house and there is no shame in that. Focus on earning, then focus on improving how you earn.

Expand on that.

You can make good money then. This will solve a lot of problems.

Don’t believe that you can’t lean anything new. There are lots of books, video and shit about how to get better at learning new skills

Lol. All with a grain of salt, man. The girls that will chase you and pin you down won't be the ones worth having, hence the them "being insignificant" part. At the same time, don't smoke, don't drink heavily, eat well, do burpees, heavy bag, and walking/jogging when you feel like doing something counter-, productive. Eat healthy and cheap (depending on where you live this is often times one in the same). Learn to cook and never stop learning useful skills. Learn to fish, hunt, general electronics, mechanics (learn to build your own PC, fix your own TV and phone, and car on a hardware level), learn to build shelter, sew, all of the practical shit that make you useful. Trust me. A chick would rather have a useful, mans man that can fix and do shit than a model. Teddy Roosevelt beats Brad Pitt any day of the week when it comes down to it. And yes, dont ever let a woman rule your life. Get a woman that not only sees you as the viking you will be, but will be the shieldmaiden you need.

To expand on this, I've been programming for 5 years, pretty fucking decent. I've applied to hundreds of jobs, but I always get denied(i've had a few contact me, but they never end up wanting to go through with an interview), I suppose it's because I don't have a degree. You always hear the stories of people getting crazy jobs without degrees, but I think those are really rare/lucky instances. I've decided to make my own way, I guess, and just build shit that hopefully will bring in some cash.

So, OP, I assume you heard the "learn programming, you'll make 100k" bullshit. I don't think it's true.

I didn't see your reply before I wrote this

Fucking almost check'd them quints

What kind of engineering. How long have you been out of school and looking? I ask because even though I'm going for Network Architecture my heart is ultimately in Mechanical Engineering but I've had too many friends that have done EE and ME/Robotics that have been out of school for 3+ years now and can't find a job in the field. Have never heard of that with networking, plus they usually make double the money

Smoke weed become good at vidya

THIS^^^^^!!!

been out about 6 months. mechanical engineering. its tough to find a job but i have many friends with mech degrees with awesome high paying jobs so i am holding out hope.

have you tried diogn.es ??

Ill be 25 in a few months, am i too young to sulk with you guys?

>started smoking weed
>actually dressing nice
>start basic grooming and hygiene
>going out with friends more often to bars and events in town
>realize I have social anxiety and that's what's been making my social life so shitty when I'm sober (literally can't look people in the eye for prolonged periods of time or talk to strangers)
>Using self help books and plan on therapy if that doesn't work so I don't need weed to have a good time
>Huge reduction in videogames and Sup Forums usage
Simply fucking fantastic

From what I've seen, you got another couple years to go. It's fucking scary, man. I make more than most of them and I don't even have a degree. Just a lot of tech experience. Good luck to you, man

What is social anxiety like? Both my ex wide and current girlfriend have it to the point of being on Xanax. They can't explain it to me. Genuinely curious. The only thing that's been able to invoke what I think is anxiety in me since I was 12 was my daughters health issues but they said it's not the same

A couple of advantages I had/have:
1 - Living near a major population center
2 - Good at making friends
3 - Not a complete dumbass; just prone to bad decisions when I'm in a depressive swing (Clinical depression is awesome, right?)

1 is probably the most difficult to change. 2 and 3 can be learned with sustained effort.

People will tend to like you more if you express (meaningful) interest in things that they're interested in; Let people drag you into their shit a little while, even if it's unpleasant. You know how you treat girls that friendzone you? Treat your bros like that and they'll be willing to help you with a lot.

Background: I had been living with my ex for a while but she (justifiably) kicked me out after a time when I was being kind of horrible. I wasn't willing to go back to live with parents so I couch surfed across several friends places (I'd been generous in providing emotional support for them in the past; cashed in some social currency) while I figured my shit out.

spent a lot of time getting to know my friends friends and sort of ingratiating myself into a few social groups, making it known that I was looking for a better job to help get me back on my feet. You're almost never more than 2 degrees of separation away from someone who can hook you up. Being dependent on people can be humiliating, but it's humbling and gives you some perspective.

Having almost no shit to take care of but clothes and a car allowed me to save up a pretty solid wad of cash - which I used to buy friends pizza, beer, weed, etc.

Eventually I scored a decent gig through one of the buddies i'd made, whooped ass at it, and a lot of things fell into place after that. Being well-regarded by your various tribes will just sort of naturally get you laid because, sadly, a lot of what we experience as attraction is tied to perceived social value.

I'm still fucking depressed, but it's a hell of a lot easier to manage when you don't have to worry about dumb shit.

If you're gonna do this sort of thing though - ALWAYS pay people back when they do good on you.

if you don't:
- They'll drop you and you'll have deserve it.
- They keep supporting you anyway... so they're enablers that wont' help you in the long run and you need to distance yourself from that. Don't have to fully drop, just don't let yourself be carried by someone who is validated by your inability to carry yourself.

But if you do, it's like setting up social insurance that you won't get totally fucked if the shit hits the fan.

Don't worry, employed to write code doesn't pay much nowadays.
Been through different hard jobs, all while knowing how to write code.

(You)
>25

The solution is:
To accept reality as it is and still go through, always try and get better, every day, every hour, every minute, always.

Striving for perfection while knowing it can't be achieved, is the first step for glorious lives.