>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Landon Mitchell
Wyatt Ortiz
Who untied you?
Lucas Collins
Tell her to get the fuck out of my room
Cooper Bennett
Shake it off, even tho we got bad blood.
Oliver Murphy
Wonder if I'm having yet another psychotic break and call 911
Joseph Adams
Crouch and point at her
Jordan Ward
look what you made me do
Dylan Carter
Punt her cunt.
Jack Reed
>Wat do?
Make her some tea. Talk about cats.
Julian Bennett
Lend her an ass and a pretty face so that she can look halfway decent.
Luke Davis
Ugh dammit
*Takes off belt*
*Puts belt around her neck*
The safe word is Pineapple.
Blake Carter
"I thought I told you to leave after you got dressed".
Kayden Robinson
Lick her asshole
Luke Nelson
ask her nicely to leave. There aint . . . no bad blood here.
Jordan Hall
Do a 360 and walk out of there.
Jonathan Hall
But you'd be facing her
Cooper Ortiz
n e w f a g
Jordan Gonzalez
Ask is she can get my phone charger, cuz i'm gonna be a while longer.
Evan Price
you must be new here
Ethan Gray
>2
Carter Davis
Hopefully wake up from the nightmare.
Evan Diaz
...
Landon Turner
you came to Sup Forums to post this shit ... wtf is ur problem mate
Hudson Parker
You feel safe turning your back on her?
Lucas Anderson
Ask her if she can get me a log from andy sixxs asshole
Carter Brooks
Crakets
Hudson Ramirez
Kick that big bird looking bitch the fuck out of my house.
James Perry
Give her my ripped jeans. This taylor is swift
Camden Flores
file an injunction.
Joshua Howard
...
Ryder Perry
Tell her to tell OP to stop making these gay fucking threads.
Adam Barnes
Is it still summer?
Ryder Cruz
I'd tell her to call her friend Hayley Williams over because she's the one I wanna fuck
Evan James
this. faggots everywhere.
Brody Brown
play some Kanye
Jacob Morgan
Try to figure out how she got out of the zipties and ball gag and escaped the gimp trunk.
Blake Roberts
Tell her it's not Wednesday and her sexual services are not needed today and to come back when she was bloody scheduled to.
Lincoln Allen
I would grab her and pull down her tight pants so and slowly slide her panties off and eat her golden pussy
Caleb Rivera
Tell her to clean said room.
Sebastian Gomez
taylor swift made this thread
David Walker
i would try my HARDEST to seduce her
Christopher Watson
Tell her i wont buy any of her music until she comes out with a hit single titled
"maybe it was me"
Get over yourself tay tay, take some blame instead of dick, kys
Matthew Gomez
call the police, clearly she broke in and is trying to rob me.
Xavier Diaz
Headbutt her cunt.
Adam Rogers
Rape. /Thread