Player intelligence power rankings

1. Centre Mid
2. Centre Back
3. Attacking Mid/CF
4. Goalkeeper
5. Defensive Mid
6. Striker
7. Full Back
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9001. Winger

These rankings are indisputable.

>9001. Winger

stopped reading there

What position would Monkman be?

Monkmanager

>Player and intelligence in the same sentence

Centre back > Defensive mid > Centre mid

1. Football
2. Golf
3. Baseball
POWERGAP
4. Hockey
5. Tennis
6. Basketball
7. Divegrass

>being fat is intelligence
American sports are trash because the players don't need to be intelligent at all, just throw some roided nogs in the team and you're fine.

>Football, aka monkey see, monkey do
>intelligence

Handegg is literally a minigame of football. You managed to turn set-pieces into an entire game and then you call it a sport that requires more intelligence lmao

Putting JumpNiggas about Divegrass is fucking retarded.

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who /Goldman/ here?

Monkman EXPOSED

>Attacking mid/CF over Defensive Mid
Kek
I agree wingers are the dumbest and CMs the smartest though.
Should be:
1. CM
2. Goalkeeper
3. Defensive Mid
4. CB
5. Full Back
6. AM/CF
7. Striker
8.Winger

Sport with the smartest people is definitely something patrician like Tennis or F1, nothing mainstream

Monkman choked hard. Cost them 20 points at least on interruptions. Couldn't be doing with that smug fuck next to him anyway.

>tfw to intelligent too score goals

is he jewish

I'm /Pope/. He's underrated.

Also, /Seagull/

This season was great for memes
>Monkman
>Seagull acting like an excited puppy
>Goldman back talking Paxman

Wait a second, is Seagull wearing two watches?

0. Table Tennis

t. people who have never seen the sport

>no cricket
>chess
only two sports that require any intelligence

>golf
Its just sling the ball towards the hole. That's it.

>cricket
>requiring intelligence

It's just hitting balls lol

Goalkeeper is most intelligent

Oh but I have, followed a full season of the Patriots.
Never again.

Only one player has to make some kind of decision, rest are just monkeys and parrots. Stupidest sport in existence. No dynamic plays whatsoever. Even fucking apehoop is more interesting.

Fucking idiot.

>India

Just poo in the loo.

>7. Fullback

There are 3 intelligence levels with fullbacks:
>1. Central midfielder that just happens to play there
>2. Centre back that was pushed out wide
>3. Winger that was pulled back into defence

Where did the monkman meme originate? I saw him once on uni challenge.

Just uni challenge, he made it to the final this year playing the most games possible so there was lots of material.

Football coaches need to be intelligent. Players can get by with brains destroyed by numerous concussions.

NASCAR should be directly above basketball and divegrass.

Kinda this but I'd put defensive mid before centre back.