Dubs, 42, or 69 decides, keep in mind I actually want to introduce her to the ol' one eyed monster

Dubs, 42, or 69 decides, keep in mind I actually want to introduce her to the ol' one eyed monster

I bet mr krabs will give you a raise if you blow him.

Money grubbing whore. No job. Abort mission.

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we waz kangz n shit niga

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Do you like soup ?

Oof so close

Excuse me, m’lady. I want to weinstein the fuck out of you.

Damn girl I like your style, what are you doing next weekend?

I voted trump because I don't enjoy the blacks in my nighborhood

Kek. Rolling for this

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Fucking kek

This

RE FML

Kek glad this one didn't win, people get killed for that shit here

Winrar. Give me a sec

My mom's outta town and I have the place for the night, wanna watch the brave little toaster with me? :)

I got dubs trips and dubs. You better weinstein her OP.

Alright what next

pussy

Forgot pic, pls let's salvage whatever chances I've still got

dab on her

ask for sum kissing advice

...

Yo gurl, wanna come over to mine, snort some drain cleaner and watch the bee movie?

Follow it up by asking her to play the rape game.

that message alone probably made her cum
have fun OP

I would love to see your Krusty Krab baby

Winrar lol

Added my own, getting bored here guys

Rollerino tribianino

Nah dude, I can joke about it like saying Weinstein, but the moment I actually say rape she'll report me and tinder will give me a shoe, I use it quite a bit so fuck that

Roll

WWYD?

Also adding 65 to the get list

Bitch if you don’t reply, you’re going to miss out on potentially the most intense night of your life. You, me, and the peen.

Signed,
Me and my three inches of love

>saying you’ll post for dubs
>not delivering

Pussy

Sup ugly bitch

You ever piped someone with Tinder OP? Also I say to ask if you can open her like a can of Vienna sausages

Is it true that krusty krab puts real crab in his burgers?

"I own a gun"

Yes, why else would he be the only crab in bikini bottom?

u ever fucked with coke?

rolling

im a feminist show me ur sweet puss puss

Roll

Ayyy