Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>he invites me to a wedding
>it's a gay wedding
>he starts crying during it
>wowsosensitive.mp4
>i'm super touched
>finally i meet a sweet non-bigoted man
>he goes out for a cigarette
>10 minutes later he hasn't returned
>i go out to check on him
>he's getting fucked by one of the grooms
>i freak out
>"user, don't worry, i'm not gay! i'm bi!"
>the groom says "me and aaron have an open relationship"
>end up getting fucked by both of them
>the other groom comes out of the hotel
>sees what's happening
>says they don't have an open relationship
>calls off the marriage
>calls me a homewrecking slut
>mfw

suck my dick

Post tits

These are like your daily newspaper comic strip. Keep it up user.

whoever posts after this without realizing it's copypasta is a huge faggot and deserves to fucking die

shut the fuck up

Noooice More.

Now hold up pisano i could have sworn i have seen this thread not to long ago

this saved my day from being terrible.

Thank you.

I love you.

Tasty

I WEEP FOR FOURCHAN

IN TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN THIS IS ALL WE OFFER UP AS ORIGINAL CONTENT

Sup Forums HAST THOU DIED

Roll.
This is OC

Check'ed, It isn't bad, OP have new 2-3 storiese every single day.

Digits.

Gets.

Quints get

Quints

Trump 2020.

...

Kints

What did we miss

Hilary 2020

Obama 2020

tits

Fuck My life.

did you actually need to post the lie you tell yourself to make you seem like the victim to a korean golf ball washing website?

It's HER turn!

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>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super autistic
>go to meet up in a coffee shop
>pull out a large caliber pistol
>shoot him in the face
>shoot the teenage clerk behind the counter
>shoot the cops standing outside whi were just minding their buisness
>shoot an old woman, cause she got in the way
>run out of ammo
>mfw im not a 24yo femanon
>mfw im an austrian body builder
>mfw im a Terminator

>12 posters
>23 posts

newfag

lemme guess, reddit?

oldfag actually

ok man keep telling yourself that
>muh Sup Forums was never good

>I’ve been browsing since 2016!!!
>I’M AN OLDFAG!!!!!!!!

and you keep complaining how bad /b is now, no one has ever done that before

bit longer than that but you keep doing you bro

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Kill yourself you filthy fucking jew

newfag mad he took the bait
lol

You did this exact same shit ytd faggot. With the story of gay dud on tinder that tricked u o buy JD

- unless this is some sort of meme im not aware of knock it off

I see you didnt deny being a filthy fucking jew though did you?