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Niggers tongue my anus

how many niggers does it take to go a

Did a nigger steal the rest of your joke?

how do you keep a nigger in suspense?

Whats the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
Ones the cover of playboy, the other is the cover of national geographic.

I would kick niggers more frequently.... but I hate cleaning dog shit off my shoes.

My wife cucked me to a nigger last night.

I always told her she was full of shit.

First time in my marriage I have ever been right.

Detroit

I'll tell you tomorrow

WHEN AM I GONNA GET MY MONEY BACK, RALPH!?

How do you starve a black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots

I once fucked a nigger bitch. She ended up getting pregnant with my kid.

I soon ended that when I kicked her in the stomach and the fried chicken fell out of her pussy.

Why do black jews have it the worst?

They have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a negress that had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter

Artie has been through rehab more times than Lindsay Lohan

So a Russian, a Cuban, a nigger and a social worker are sitting on a train.

The Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka, takes a sip and throws the rest out the window. Everybody else looks at him surprised.

He says "In Russian, we have so much vodka, we just take one sip and throw the rest away."

Then the Cuban pulls out a big cigar, lights it up and takes one puff. He then throws the rest out the window and says "In Cuba, we have so many cigars, we just take one puff and throw the rest away."

The nigger thinks for a second, then grabs the social worker and throws him out the window.

What happens if you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones will steal your watch...

Black people are like bikes, they only work when you put chains on them

None of these are funny imo

dark humors a lot like food, not everybody gets it

What's the difference between a pizza and a nigger? A pizza can feed a family of four

So there's this magic cliff where whoever jumps off it and shouts a word, will instantly transform into that thing. So, a white guy, a mexican and a negro climb up to the top.

The white guy jumps off and shouts "eagle!" and he turns into an eagle and flies away.

Mexican jumps off and shouts "rooster!" and he turns into a rooster and flies away.

The negro is going to jump off, but he slips and falls and as he's falling he shouts "Oh shit!!!"

A Jew, Italian and a black guy are in a bar. They see an old man that looks like God so they send him some drinks.

Old man says thanks and says he is good, he puts his hand on the Italian and says you have cancer but now you are healed.

God puts his hand on the Jew and says you have a tumor but are now healed.

As God goes to put his hand on the black man he jumps up. Oh hell no good keep your damn hand off of me I'm on disability!

How many Mexicans doors it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

kek

> dark humor
I see what you did there

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.

Black illegal immigrant from Africa gets a job on a construction site. The foreman calls him over and says, hey Umbungawaya, c'mere. I got a job for ya but I need to know how much education you have. The nigger looks at him and says Edd a cayshon what am dat baaas?
The formeman puts his hand on a wall, and says "Punch my hand as hard as you can". Nigger takes a punch at the foremans hand, at the very last moment the foreman moves his hand and the nigger punches the wall. He says to the nigger, "Now that's an education". The nigger goes off and talks to his friend Mdobogawana, he says , hey "lets see how edgy catted you are". He puts his hand on his face and says, "punch my hand as hard as you can"

A woman gives birth, the nurse tells her:
Nurse: "Mam, I have good news and bad news..."
Woman: "What's the bad news?!"
Nurse: "The baby is black..."
Woman: "Well what's the good news?!"
Nurse: "You miscarried."

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What do black people and apples share in common?
Both look good hanging from trees!

Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter?
They’re easier to spot!

A nigger, a Jew and OP are walking down the street and find a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out. The Genie says "since all three of you found the lamp together, I grant each of you one wish".

The nigger says "I'm tired of all the racism here in America. I wish I could take all my black brothers and sisters back to Africa, the mother land". The Genie waved his hand, and the nigger vanished.

The Jew said "I agree, there's too much discrimination and anti-semitism here. I wish I could return to Isreal with all my fellow Jews". The Genie waved his hand, and the Jew vanished.

OP looks around, shrugs and says "can I get a Diet Coke"?

I smirked.

It's ok to be white

Why do niggers only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you know if a black man is well hung?
If you can’t fit your finger between his neck and the rope

kek

Ouch, good one.

There are two boys in the 3rd grade. One is white, his name is Jimmy.
One is black, his name is Jamal.
One day in class, the teacher decides to have a math competition, so she has 2 students come up at a time to battle it out. First up are Jimmy and Jamal.
Jimmy wins every round and Jamal doesn't get a single answer right.
Jamal goes home that night and says:
"Mama, Jimmy is so much better than me at math! Why is that?"
The mom answers "Well that's because Jimmy is white and you're a stupid nigger!"
The next day in class, the teacher decides to have a spelling bee.
She once again has two students go against each other at a time.
Jimmy and Jamal are against each other and of course, Jimmy wins. Jamal could not spell a single work properly.
That night, Jamal asks his mother:
"Mama, Jimmy is so much better than me at spelling words! Why is that?"
The mother answers "Well Jamal, That's because Jimmy is white and you're a stupid nigger!"
The next day at school, both boys are in the bathroom taking a piss at the urinals.
Standing right next to Jimmy, Jamal takes a peak over and notices Jimmy has a tiny penis, and that his is much, much bigger.
So Jamal goes home that night and asks him mother.
"Mama, my penis is so much bigger than Jimmy's! Is that because he's white and I'm a stupid nigger?"
The mother answers "No Jamal, That's because Jimmy is 9 years old and you're 18."

i bet the kike bought him the cheapest drink there is

classic, but wtf is OP the racist white guy? It's Sup Forums rule #1 he's a faggot ass nigger.

>he's a candy-ass ass roody poo.
FTFY

Why does jewish women prefer circumcised cocks? They can't resist anything that's 20% off.

o fuck, din see that coming

what do you do when you wake up at night and see your tv flying
>turn the lights on and shoot the nigger who is trying to steal it

what do you do when you see a bloody nigger on the ground
>stop laughing and shoot it one more time

i was out walking and i saw a nigger riding a bike, i got scared that it was mine and rushed home but there it was chained in my shed begging for food

HAHA GOOD ONE

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wait bikes don't require food? kek

Here's an old Artie Lange joke:

A nigger walks into a bar with a big beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks "Hey where did you get that thing?"
The parrot says "Africa!"

i love this thread

What's the difference between a nigger and a piece of shit?
When it get's old, the shit turns white and stops stinking.

What did the black get for Christmas?
>your bike

my humor is so dark it picks cotton

What do you call a black astronaut?
Nigger.
(Also works with "black doctor, president, Nobel prize winner, really any prestigious job.)
-alternately-
What do you call a black businessman?
Whatever his name is. You fucking racist.

How does every black joke start?
*Looks around over both shoulders*

Why don't black people like aspirin?
It's white and it works.

sauce

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

lol

Last January, I saw a woman buy a menorah at Target for 90% off.
That's not a joke. But doesn't it seem like the setup for one?

That got me good.

What do you call a pakki doing DIY?
>Ahmed Ashed

Pakki wife beater?
>Achinda

Pakki who doesn't stink?
>Asif

Indian doing karaoki?
>Gerupta Singh

A black man and a jew jump off a building, which one hits the ground first? The black because chains fall faster than ashes

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Kekkles

Difference between a Jew and a pizza?
>pizza doesnt scream in the oven

Fuck, that took me a sec

What does a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more more english you get outta them

i need to save that one

Because he started THIS thread.

Why can't Stevie wonder drive a car?


Because he's black

Soooo it's the redundancy that's funny... I see..

>english
is the joke that you play pool enough to call it an english?

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posting in epic thread

>glorious

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Out fucking standing

What's worse than the Holocaust? 6 million Jews.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
> finding half a worm
what's worse than finding half a worm in the apple
> the holocaust
what's worse than the holocaust?
> 6 million jews

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore

What is it called when an Illegal Immigrant fights a Pedophile?
Alien vs Predator

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One day, Patrick the gardener of the local Irish Catholic church, was out doing his thing when the priest called to him.

"Patrick! Patrick me good man, I need someone to sit in the confessional while I answer nature's call. I won't be a moment."

"Oh, Fahther, I couldn't be doing such! What if someone came in and I heard their confession? It would be a sin."

"Aye, well if yah do I'll absolve ye" the priest said as he hurried off.

Patrick sits in the confessional, and sure enough someone rushes in. "Forgive me father for I have sinned!" the man says.

Well, Patrick may have been shit drunk (it was after 9:00am of course), but he knows the routine. "Oh, ahem, aye, well, yes my son, err..."

"Fahther" the man says, "I've committed a sin! I've had sex... With another MAN!"

No idea what to say, Patrick peeks out the door and sees an alter boy. "Son! SON!" Patrick half whispers to the boy, "What does the fahther give you for sodomy?"

"Ohhh" the boy thinks for a second, "two cookies and a glass of milk."

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What do you call a paki in the freezer?
>tough shit

Reddit spacing.

What do you call a paki with a pig on his head?
>Hamed

What do you call a paki with 2 pigs on his head?
>Muhamed

What do you call a paki with 2 pigs on his head and a sheep under his arm?
>Muhamed Haslam

The people's champion

How do stop a nigger from robbing your house... Blow his fucking head off with a shotgun.

FACT

>fuck off Jeff

A white man satisfies his wife...

Not an argument

Roosters can’t fly

Black guy and a white guy are standing at a bus stop.

Black guy turns to the white guy and says "What times the bus due?"

White guy, offended, says

>about 10 minutes ya black bastard

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus?
IDK either but it's damn good at picking cotton.

why do blacks smell bad???...so blind people can hate them too!!!

whaddya call a white guy surrounded by two black guys???...victim!!!

Whaddya call a white guy surrounded by twenty black guys???...coach!!!

Whaddya call a white guy surrounded by two-hundred black guys???...warden!!!