/heem/: holbrook edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Marlon Moraes to make UFC debut
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15296786/marlon-moraes-vs-raphael-assuncao-slated-for-ufc-212

>Johnson appealing result of DC fight for some retarded reason
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/despite-appeal-anthony-johnson-says-he-doesnt-want-daniel-cormier-stripped-of-the-belt

>Whittaker on fight with Jacare
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24s-robert-whittaker-on-ronaldo-jacare-souza-thank-god-its-not-a-jiu-jitsu-match

>Jacare probably not going to Lellashit any time soon
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295880/jacare-souza-very-close-on-new-ufc-deal-calls-michael-bispings-reign-a-disaster

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mmafighting.com/2017/4/14/15268712/bellator-177-results-dantas-vs-higo
strawpoll.me/12748066
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Brendan S. = God

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This.

Welcome back sperg

Me

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

At least I'm living my life without an ounce of hatred.

Schaub looks like a bug catcher in that pic

You're living your life exclusively on Sup Forums deifying a former fighter who got KO'd multiple times.

Is there any other hobby/board/whatever that has someone like this? I can't think of anyone this odd. whether he does it for trolling or not it's just strange

I don't see what's weird about springsbro talking about his favorite fighter in a thread about fighting.

I've seen it before but it's usually with women, it's certainly rare.

I'm not just a fan of him because of his fighting abilities or fighting career. I was always a fan of the fighter Brendan Schaub, but I really didn't become a superfan until his podcasting venture took off.
It's not trolling and it'[s not strange. Go to any major league sporting event and you will see fans of athletes and teams on par with my "deifying" of Schaub.
This. Schaub bless brother.

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you must be new here

Get help

would Dana finally kill himself if Reis wins the belt?

>He doesn't know about Sup Forums's most autistic stalker

Absolutely. They really want that "most title defenses in UFC history" gimmick to make flyweight sell.

Lads, you know the drill.

Thank him.

TYBJ!

Can anyone beat a motivated Brendan Schaub after he has had his coffee, with a striking coach, in the USA, with fair judges, a competent ref, and he is "feeling it"?

no one really hates schaub just you

Shittaker is putting Poopoopee on queer street

>some retarded reason
bro, cormier cheated to make weight in front of everyone's eyes and no one in the comission or UFC management called him out on it

say what you want about him being the champ, he should be punished for that. that shit is an important rule that needs to be upheld. if they let him by, what happens to the next guy who was "just covering my junk"?

>leave the early thread that half of consists of sneaker expert spam

way to go Hotpockets

Why would Dana care Mighty Mouse isn't even a draw

bjpenn.com

1. Clean your fingers
2. Lose my number
3. ???
4. Profit

Under the USADA regime I genuinely think Schaub can avenge all of his losses.

You're legit an idiot

wouldn't it make sense for them to want a new champ since the current one continues to fail to do numbers no matter how impressive he wins?

He's the last champion with a legacy still active. The others all went down.

>leave up early thread filled to the brim with heems resident spergs
>delete on time thread
why the fuck does the fat janny enable this faggot?

this thread was made at 466 posts lol
i don't even know what's going on

a idiot*

Not an argument and he makes some good points.

Look how everybody who beat Schaub has either popped or dropped off completely since USADA.

Roy Nelson is 100% roidfreak FOR SURE, mullets like THAT aren't natty

GADOOSH

I have trouble believing anyone at flyweight can draw a dime. Mighty Mouse has the twitch gimmick now. 2k viewers a night on his channel. His fanbase is growing. He's a solid filler for a co-main on a PPV or a main event on a fox card.

yet people don't seem to care

You're delusional, he was a shit fighter with or without Usada.

Shob is a horrible fighter who lost to an Edmond coached fighter. Only HW to do so I believe.

Jani obviously isn't good at his '''''''''''''''''''''''''job'''''''''''''''''''''''''


But what can you expect from unpaid interns

>for free

He has some solid wins over top contenders

>Mitrione
>Cro Cop
>Gonzaga
>Johnson

You don't know how he would perform under USADA. Schaub is a clean athlete. I can only see him doing even better under current association regulations.

None of those were ever contenders you pendejo

Mini Pettis could do better I believe

>None of those were ever contenders you pendejo
I always knew haters were casuals.

>shit
>old/mandrama
>old/shit
>shit
wow for sure stfu

Nelson has looked like shit sinceUSADA.physique means nothing, look at rothwell and Barnett who just popped. Besides, that was so early in Brendan's career it hardly even counts.

>Doesn't shit talk
>Only likes gaming
>FLW
>UD most of the time

It's not a mystery, even he knows it and doesn't really care.

Yes he is the exception.

>Schaub h8rs are h8ing on other legends like crop cop now too
This is getting sad

or maybe it has to do with the fact that he's a 40 year old fatty?

lol what were we discussing in the other thread? jesus christ. betting odds? something.. i just browsed through these 50 posts and lost my train of thought.

Gonzaga as well, a guy who fought for world titles. They won't even acknowledge he was a contender lmao

Since when were Johnson and Mitrione contenders you booger eating loser?

There is a ZERO percent chance that Reis wins this fight, hell, even Silva beating Yoel is more likely

Can you zeros stop feeding attention to the Florida loser and go back to discussing actual fighters and fights?

You agree Schaub would crush him in a rematch then?

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I know he never had boxing or ground game and only relied on HW power.

>he thinks there is only one Schaub fan

Schaub > Mitrione > fedor

Deal with it.

Shob would lose to everyone in the UFC that's why Rogan begged him to retire.

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Is this fucking Bellator card happening RIGHT NOW?

mmafighting.com/2017/4/14/15268712/bellator-177-results-dantas-vs-higo

It amuses me when you cheetoh fingers get so upset you just resort to saying silly stuff that nobody could take seriously.

This is textbook delusion. Rogan is also a mediocre comedian snake oil salesman.
lol haters are literally obsess with Schaub

who did usada btfo more?

strawpoll.me/12748066

weidman got btfo but he was fairly competitive in his fights, hendricks won 2 fights but he looks pillowfisted and he cant make 170 anymore.

Drama aside, What a little whiner

Lol this guy was so delusional.

Based Joe Rogan cutting him down to size.

unironically Vitor

Are those injection marks on Michelle Watersons stomach?

I think Rose is unironically not a roider.

>mediocre comedian snake oil salesman
and schaub isnt? hes riding rogaines gorriladick til kingdom come

I'll wait to hear Schaub's statement before I offer an opinion.

Go back 2 reddit with your dumb injection mark theories ya loser.

Schaub doesn't pretend to be a stand-up comedian God. Schaub also sells quality shirts. I own a couple and the fabric is magnificent.

Johnson vs Reis
Namajunas vs Waterson
Souza vs Whittaker
Stephens vs Moicano
Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)

that goes without saying, Its just between these two former champion natty american heros right now

This.

It has more to do with the IV ban for those two than drug testing.

rose is clean

i've been using the internet since 1992 and i've never been on reddit ya low test cuck

>"IV"
is that why hendricks is pillowfisted and weidman barely lasts a round?

Mouse
Hottie
Alligator
Heathen
Country

holy shit how old are you
go away

Mighty Mouse by submission
Waterson by submission
Jacare by submission(punches)
Stephens by submission(terror)

Fuck it, I'm going with Reis for the giggles
Waterman
Souza
Hugh Da Phuk

Dear god, imagine a brazilian flyweight champion.

Please MM, heem/sub this hue. He might not sell, but he's the best guy in that division, and the only """draw""" it has.

Reis by KO
Rose by meme submission
Souza by submission
hew the fook is that guy? man
Volkov

IV ban is why Hendricks can't make 170 and Weidman looks smaller than he used to casual.

35. do your homework.

so many of those are mine

if I'm still on Sup Forums by the time I'm 35 I will do my homework and then kill myself

> (optional but will goof)
> (optional but will goof)
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i like how you took over the picks but did a shittier job of spacing them than they were in paint

>IV is used to cut and not to rehydrate
how come aldo makes it all fine? and yes, weidman looks smaller because of "IVs".

>35 year old who submits multiple picks

Wew

>He thinks he can leave

pillowfists have nothing to do with it. That's why hendo still knocked dudes out. I think it's a mental thing with Johnny

you're here because you're young and wild and wacky i got it lol