Tfw my dick is 9 inches long and girls love it

>tfw my dick is 9 inches long and girls love it.

Is it fun to lie on the internet?

Not OP but it is fun to bait genuine replys from underage faggots

Femanon here and I would love to suck your 9 incher.
I love big dicks. :)

Whatever man

Nice samefagging.

Rule 32: pics or it didn't happen

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Dude, if I had a 9" I would be sucking it myself.
I would not let some whore to fuck it up for me.

Femanon here and I would love to suck your great dane's great 10 incher.
I love big dicks. :)

>mfw my dick is way to small
>mfw I will never please a woman

>mfw I'm actually 7.5" and these threads make me laugh at the deep internal cringe that small dick faggots have to experience when they read these

getting a sex change doesn't make you a femanon

>mfw I'm 6" and I don't care. I still get pussy, I still bust a nut, I didn't pick it out, it's what I have and I get along with it just fine.

Women considers 6 inches a micropenis.
How does it make you feel?

Oh no, your opinion has hurt me real deep, how am I going to go on living...

Again, still don't care
I still get my rocks off

"dabs"

Women are not supposed to have ideal penis sizes, women are supposed to have vaginas lelelellelelelelee

why did dog get the nuts rated in thats no big deal but unfair to say at least there better be pure size rating so no balls pls

fixd

and i'm sure op would be happy to suck your dick as well.

Multiplying by two again, James?

You need to stop fucking fat women

>ideal penis size for women
if she has a penis, it's not a woman.

When measuring, you hold the "1" against your body not the "12", the ruler is backwards buddy

That’s the knot you fucking retard

Good one. Never heard it before.

If you gotta brag about your dick then you must be insecure about something else

If you crave recognition from fellow males for your penis size, you are probably homosexual.

Femanon here and I hate guys with small dicks.
They're wasting my time. If your penis is below 8 inches, we can't be anththing more than just friends.

What kind of a friend will you be? a Worthless one?

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