Can you reply to this thread Sup Forums. I don't have any friends and I just want to pretend I'm not lonely for a bit

Can you reply to this thread Sup Forums. I don't have any friends and I just want to pretend I'm not lonely for a bit.

are you a grill

Hey dude

No. I'm a 22 year old virgin with no friends.

Welcome to being a grown up

hello user, I can be your friend

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hi

whatup

Hey dude. How's your day?

What a faggot

Well, I'm a 34 years old virgin with no friends.
I'm pretty happy with my imaginary girlfriend. Once you accept your situation, embrace it and become the wizard it actually gets better.

>virgin
That's not bad, having no friends it is though.

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We’re all alone, such is life.

Same

hey buddy, glad you could make it

Are we still going to the thing this weekend, OP? I finally found my laser pointer!!

if it smells like salmon, keep on rammin'

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It's better not to have people. I'm supposed to be a loser, I'm even fat, I even drank like a whole bottle of scotch and nobody in my life cares they all still want shit. If you're being left alone, great, we're gonna die of the same loser shit but the difference is your honored carcass won't be full of hen-peck holes even if it is 10 or 20 years fresher.

PEOPLE ARE AWFUL EVEN WHEN THEY LIKE YOU

ABANDON SHIP, REPEAT, ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP

hi OP, good to see you're alive

So my wife told me she cheated on me. How should I kill her to make it look like an accident so I can collect her life insurance and have custody of my son?

Hello

Alaska: the last frontier. Reminds me of a simpler time

oxycodone overdose

feed her a little for months to get it into her hair

>911, what's your emergency?

Must have distraction from thinking. Help me.

Find this wiki article and read

Do you like memes and ironic racism?

hi op, how are you

yeah me too