Can you reply to this thread Sup Forums. I don't have any friends and I just want to pretend I'm not lonely for a bit.
Can you reply to this thread Sup Forums. I don't have any friends and I just want to pretend I'm not lonely for a bit
are you a grill
Hey dude
No. I'm a 22 year old virgin with no friends.
Welcome to being a grown up
hello user, I can be your friend
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hi
whatup
Hey dude. How's your day?
What a faggot
Well, I'm a 34 years old virgin with no friends.
I'm pretty happy with my imaginary girlfriend. Once you accept your situation, embrace it and become the wizard it actually gets better.
>virgin
That's not bad, having no friends it is though.
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We’re all alone, such is life.
Same
hey buddy, glad you could make it
Are we still going to the thing this weekend, OP? I finally found my laser pointer!!
if it smells like salmon, keep on rammin'
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It's better not to have people. I'm supposed to be a loser, I'm even fat, I even drank like a whole bottle of scotch and nobody in my life cares they all still want shit. If you're being left alone, great, we're gonna die of the same loser shit but the difference is your honored carcass won't be full of hen-peck holes even if it is 10 or 20 years fresher.
PEOPLE ARE AWFUL EVEN WHEN THEY LIKE YOU
ABANDON SHIP, REPEAT, ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP
hi OP, good to see you're alive
So my wife told me she cheated on me. How should I kill her to make it look like an accident so I can collect her life insurance and have custody of my son?
Hello
Alaska: the last frontier. Reminds me of a simpler time
oxycodone overdose
feed her a little for months to get it into her hair
>911, what's your emergency?
Must have distraction from thinking. Help me.
Find this wiki article and read
Do you like memes and ironic racism?
hi op, how are you
yeah me too