I'm killing myself Sup Forums

I'm killing myself Sup Forums.

I'm getting all of my ducks in a row right now. Selling assets, getting a will, getting rid of any evidence of my degeneracy like drugs and sick fuck porn.

I need help though. The situation is complicated. I have a friend who claims he's going to kill himself if I do. It wouldn't be hard for him to look up obituaries after I've dropped off for a while.

I've thought about contacting his family just before I do it, to let them know he's suicidal and to keep an eye on him. Or maybe I can make it look like an accident? I don't want him to hurt himself and nothing in life is more important to me than him finding happiness.

I can try to help you out if you'd like.

It doesn't have to be this way but it's your life.
it really doesn't have to be this way.

I'm in a lot of pain right now. I know it can get better but I've lost the will to live. I'm ready to go.

My only concern is keeping my friend alive.

I don't mean to pull the "but what about this" card, but what if this was all switched up and this was your friend other than you posting this?

Well, how can I help then, my friend?

If you stay alive and keep the rest of us miserable cucks, I could try to be there for you too.

I would do everything I could to stop it. I love him.

Is he fat too?

Neither of us are fat.

I want to brainstorm on how to handle this situation. I don't want to hurt him.

you could make me out to be a new friend of yours, and I could act as if I reflect his feelings so he doesn't feel alone when he's lost a friend.

i mean I have lost a friend this way so i can really relate. i felt awful for a long time.

would you like me to send you my contact information?

like discord or facebook or some shit?

I'm not looking for help. I'm going to kill myself. I'm in so much pain and mentally unwell that I'd still do it even if you told me I'd be a billionaire next year. The only thing I really want in life is impossible for me. I gave it a chance and it didn't pan out, now I'm ready to go.

I understand that. I meant sending my information over so we can talk about this. If you're certain, then I can't stop you. but I'm willing to participate in fulfilling one of your final wishes.

I've been pretending to be someone I'm not while also being myself my whole life so I know what it means to fool someone into thinking something that's not quite true.

If you really mean it when you say you want to leave this place, then there is no stopping you. You have more control than you think.

I know what it means to break down. I'm willing to help best I can.

faggots

BOI THAT'S ALL ME

I haven't heard a single "do it faggot" yet.

I'm sorry but I don't trust you. I'm sure you understand my reservation about giving you personally identifiable information.

Thank you user but I don't want help. I just want to die without hurting my friend.

Well, how am I supposed to help?

or anyone in that matter?

How do I kill myself without my friend finding out?

Kill yourself, and write your last wish to your friend. Write there, that you don't want him to kill himself. Done.

I don't think that is possible, my dude.

If only it really worked that way.

How did everything get so fucked up

You're retarded ? There's a lot of amazing things to do in the world. There's love- the thing that you need right now. You should go and fuck some birches. Your life should be better after this. And try some weed, this may help you too. You are dumbass if you want to kill yourself. Suicide is option for pussies. Thing about it dude

hey man, im goin' through this too.
tomorrow ive got a ship of xanax and other shit that im buying off of a dealer to end this.

it's such a dark place our heads are in. it's scary but it feels much better to know you won't feel a thing.

I tried killing myself twice.

one time I slit my wrist downward, and cut my neck deep across.

second time I cut my neck. they found me both times. it fucking sucked. I wanted to die.

do it faggot

also you could just get a plane ticket to a shithole like idk argentina and kill yourself there, no one will ever know, id help you to cover it

also CHECKED

make it appear like an accident, deal the less harm to your relatives, and then we can think that maybe you just want to end your life without consequences... That´s coward, but brave somehow.

what a fucking joke, just throw yourself in front of the subway and you will have also made thousands day shittier, lol

this, piss off some dangerous nigger gang and let them shoot you

I've experienced a lot in life. I've had some really good times.

I have a really hard time connecting with people. I was running down the clock thinking about suicide before I met him and it turned me around. For a while I had hope for us but it's gone now. I need love and the only person who can help me isn't capable of loving me back. Fucking randoms would only make me feel worse. I've thought about it, trust me. I don't need sex, I need affection.

You're right, I'm a pussy. I'm too sensitive.

One of my best friends won't give up his plug. I think it's because he knows I'm trying to destroy myself. I'm sorry your life turned out this way user.

I'm probably going to use a firearm if I don't try to hide my suicide.

If I disappear in that circumstance he's going to assume the worst.

Okay, what do I do? I want to ensure I have no chance of survival. Living with severe mental impairment / brain damage is a deep fear of mine. How do I kill myself accidentally and reliably?

>If I disappear in that circumstance he's going to assume the worst.
Then make a "spiritual" trip to Argentina and I will make arrangements so you can get killed by niggers.
Its pretty common that tourists get killed here because they dont know the dangerous zones.
You would just become a statistic, think about it.

If he kills himself he deserves to die just like you do for being so weak.

go through with everything in your plan except killing yourself, you'll be less degenerate

If nothing in the world is more important to you than your friend's happiness then don't kill yourself. Killing yourself will end in your friend's sorrow and potential suicide. Maybe instead of putting so much effort into planning a suicide you should put that same effort into seeking help.

Why not take drugs? Have you ever tried? They exist to alter your frame of mind. If you're willing to kill yourself, but not to try drugs (even prescription medication), then that's pretty dramatic.

Intellectually, don't you understand that you are viewing your own life, subjectively, through a mentally ill (depression) lens? Your feelings are not objective reality. You're sick, my friend. Strip away the stigma and you're no different than a person with pneumonia or stage 1 cancer. You can turn it around and live a healthy, fulfilling life.

And think of your friend. If you'd leave him all alone, you never loved him at all. That's not love. If you loved him, you'd let him help you to care for your medical problem: depression.

Subconsciously, the suicidal need validation for their mentally ill feelings, so they want to show just how serious they are. But your feelings are valid WITHOUT killing yourself. So before you make such a final decision, you need to explore getting medical help. Otherwise you're just a selfish little baby who doesn't love anyone.

type a letter witch says ''oops it was an accident I just wanted to look down from the window'' and then jump and kill urself.

My god you are such an attention whore. go back to making your andy sixx "log" posts already.

Why not just use the money to go innawoods?Write in your will or a suicide note that you have set aside money to a charity/family member or something that your closest wouldn't think twice about in a box/safe in your place or something, then "break in" to said box making it look like theft.

>reddit spacing

You could become a gay couple and be happy together :) then you could also adopt a nigger baby and live a nice life with a purpose.

kekd at the nigger baby part

Fucking hypocrite

I'm not strong enough to live with the pain. If I could guarantee he wouldn't find out I'd be dead today.

I have taken drugs. I've tripped on acid and mushrooms, I've broken through on DMT. I'm not depressed. I suffered from depression during my adolescence and early adulthood. I'm just lost and in pain.

I've spaced out my replies this way before reddit existed and I've literally never posted on reddit before.

stop proliferating forced memes by even acknowledging them in my thread k thx

I don't want attention. I want ideas on how to execute this. I don't know what to do.

Kek do it OP

I'm scared I would find myself on such a journey and get trapped in life again.

This thread is going nowhere.

as usual, OP is a faggot and wont deliver

he was actually just crying for attention

fuck you OP, I hope your friend knows you killed yourself and he gets such a crippling depression that he kills himself while shooting up a school

God OP I hope you're baiting, if not you're literally the most cringe person in existence. Your friend's using empty threats to keep you alive, trust me. He'll be sad, but you obviously don't care about his happiness, you just want him to be alive. Weird sense of morality, but if you just want him to live, he will.

Is your friend a leftcuck libtard? If so, go on a rampage near some rapefugee camp and then KYS. It will be justified immediately.

so the chances of being alive as a human is 10 to the power of nearly 3M yet you want to kill yourself? do you know how many fucking people ive seen die in my life from illness that would give everything for another 5 year? dont be a greedy piece of shit and kill yourself

your life is a blank canvas now, you have nothing tieing you down like me with wife, family, etc. go hitchhike across the country, go live in a different country, do something. dont mope around like a piece of shit

what are you? 16? fuck some bitches and smoke some weed? fuckin underage normei degenerate

checked, but dont give him hope you double nigger

KYS op, you useless pussy cancer ridden faggot nigger

Guys. This is Sup Forums. Stop being moral fags and just say do it faggot. Rince and repeat. There's no point in Tryin to help an op half way around the world. Lets face it, offering Support isn't worth shit on Sup Forums

be an edgy kid telling someone to off themselves all you want, as i said his life is a blank canvas right now. go do anything anywhere without consequence or being anchored down. suicide is weak and embarrassing. were here on average for only 70-100 years, awfully selfish to not do something with it when you think of all the terminally ill people in their 30s who would do anything for an extra 10 years

but say what you want, im out. opinion of someone older who has seen people die young and not get to live a full life doesnt mean much

do you know how many people that lived through a suicide attempt said that if one person smiled or talked to them that day they wouldnt have attempted it? that guy that jumped off San Francisco bridge years back said if one person talked to him on the bus he would have spilled what was wrong and not done it, nobody did

Well, if you were truly concerned about his feelings and his happiness, you'd stick around to be in his life. I would think that what he would want most is to share his happiness with you, rather than trying to find it after you're gone. But, naturally I'm sure this is just bait like all the rest. If all Sup Forums suicide posts were authentic, we'd have an epidemic on our hands. Not to mention the curiosity it would stir up when people discover the number of samefags killing themselves every other Tuesday. We'd simply have to know their secret.

he is literally asking for people to help him to kill himself, so fuck off with your facebook support group morals

>literally crying for attention

give people what they want in it's literal sense. don't give this guy support, he wants to end his life, give him a reason.