Waifu thread

waifu thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
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Natsuki

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it burn
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please

I'm gonna backup all threads from this community and analyze information from all anons and their relationships Xd

Idk, can you judge from pics?

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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

whoa, an edgy user I'm not aware of
who said that?

Oh. Is it because you claimed a darkskin? Hmmm
Oh yeah, junny
No!
Loser
Same

HEah

...

youtube.com/watch?v=yZtUtm7ftgc

Yes!

That's enough for the next month.
Might drop by around the holidays

Tet's ex-bf.

No lol. Forget it.

Good band I haven't done much effort to explore their discography.

it looks good enough.
I'd like to have a knitted one someday

Rem claimed

>It is the time of year to watch that.
>Internet’s down for maintenance... welcome back to Sup Forums mobile.
I missed your post..
Hullo furendo!

Cute

birb

tfw not on birb with friends

I said that?

No bully pls

Here's something cute too user, I claimed Maika but I have this

Hullo. So no ff today

...

Claim.

Oi Junko, you're staying right here
How are you?

I used to only see Boces getting talked about so I've only listened to that one
Konata told me to listen to Clairo

You're disappointing.

it joke

Ow hey, I guess I'm okay hut still bored to death....
What about you? And sorry but... being in threads is a bit of a waste for me since I hardly have anyone to talk to

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You know, as a Christian smasher, your analysis on top level play really struck a chord with me. The way you interpret all the different ways various scenarios unfolding is similar to how we strive the understand the lessons that can be drawn from the different sources from the Bible. It's not worth skipping a beat, we can apply all of these lessons to our every day lives! We might not internalize all of Armadas teachings in one viewing, just like the teachings of Jesus in the Bible in one read through, but if we want to be successful smashers and Christians, diligence is key :-)

So you know now who I'm talking about? I'm still disappointed you missed this whole meme.
Or maybe I should be happy you're not lonely enough to come across these memes.

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

I'm good, just unable to sleep so I thought I'd go on /waifu/ for a tad bit

Rip, I can see why you wouldn't stay in threads for long then

Good meme.

Waifu's own Vigil uwu

when did these meme happen

When waifu beach was going on and hand was here, dragged on for at least a month. Mikan claimed he was archiving every thread from the community (with the help of others while he slept) and organizing the data he gathered from the posters and their relationships.
Then later on CC claimed to be doing the same except he had coded himself a script to do it automatically.

Yeah sorry, I am always available on discord if you want to talk though

I wonder how much a faggot they thought I was back then

Filthy newfag, heretic and megumin claimer.

Pretty much . But thats what everyone thought.

what am I now uwu

Wonderful....dress. Did you sleep?

Guess I might get discord after all then, but I gtg now, school starts in 4 hours and I still haven't slept. Later man!

Gay, gay, 5 or so times heretic except you're lasting longer than usual this time, gay.

A faggot :^)

so wait, deux-cent-trente was megumin claimer.. ??

test

that's plenty of gay, my gay acquaintance

:^)

oh no
no judrerinos pls

(^:

So how's everyone doing?

>judrerinos
judgerinos?

Stop!
STOP around my place for the holidays. We can make many dishes together
Boooooo
Tease only
Cooking steak. I shouldn't be on here lmao

I like your waifu

judging

Why shouldn't you? I've been made to want so much food in the time I've been here today, now I want steak.

here

There.

I cannot stop and I will not stop

No no. Just here.

Sunny is grand waifu

But why not there? Why not everywhere?

Because here is enough.

Yuri.

Sayori best girl reporting in

Here is all you need?

Well no I need food and I have to work.

Don't hide cutie
Nice pistol

Shame. Gonna get some nice food and make me hungrier?

I am not hungry right now and I dont work until after tomorrow

Don't worry, we're bros now.
No matter how huge of a /waifu/ e-Celeb faggot you've been in there past, I shall not falter.

hai

I sleep

What do you mean e-celeb?
I never was popular tbh

Id let broly smash my walls and you would too

Oh, I got confused.

oh ya, i love hate fucking

Even if you wear a Kakarot wig?

Well I'm sorry! Wait why look at food all day? Are you binging some food/cooking video?
Cease!
Night
Aww add me! Shinoa#3852

No, i would die

Cute get up. Who is pulling it?

People just kept talking about food, it's the worst. I almost want to walk to the store to get something.

Never!

BLAAAAUUGH
Oh dude I know the feel. Sad tgat I've been watching cooking stuff lately. Hmmm, are you home? Got 3 eggs, half a tablespoon of butter, salt and pepper?

probably yoko

Please

Its ok

Ooo good evening deer dog
What a bitch. Is that your yuri lover

Itachi because hes cute

I do not. My kitchen is rarely stocked well.

Is it though?

Claimed Hamakaze

k-kinda, d-do you have discord?

BLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAUGH

I think this scene belongs on a "Top 10 anime deaths" video

youtu.be/I1Fa9TQMaZg

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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Totally fine

Already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

bread-kun ;-;