Black saturday /bundes/ thread

Friday:
none lel

Saturday 15:30 CET
Augsburg vs Koln
BVB vs Eintracht
Wolfsburg vs Ingolstadt
Hoffenheim vs Moenchengladbach
Leipzig vs Freiburg
Mainz vs Hertha

Saturday 18:30 CET
Leverkusen vs Bayern

Sunday 15:30 CET
Werder vs burger king

Sunday 17:30 CET
Darmstadt vs Schalke

Jesus rose in three days, about as much time as >we have to prepare for the CL. Hoping for a win against Frankfurt to boost morale especially after allahu akbus.

Bremen-HSV seems promising seeing as they're both in good form but I won't watch it because it's late and I have school.

Also a moment of silence to germanbros for not being able to do shit on holy weekend.

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anyone have that picture of dortmund's 2015-16 squad getting blessed in a church?

Has Tuchel learned his lesson? Will he start Pulisic?

Hopefully. Getting to the semis of the CL would be nice but the main priority is securing autoqualification. Catching bulls on parade seems too much now to ask but overtaking Hoffe is very doable.

Honestly, if the bomb incident didn't happen I think the match against Monaco would have been a lot different.

>SEA monkey in my bundes

First german poster reporting in!

Dortmund is going to win by a 3 goals.

1st brazil here

lending dortmund my best wishes :)

Who is the GOAT Anglo Bundesliga player? keegan?

Paul Lambert won the Champions League with Dortmund so I guess he was better than Keegan pretty much.

Kellond-Knight maybe?

Are the stores open today? Don't want to leave my house for no reason.

Tanke is for sure.

>Will he start Pulisic?
Pulisic starting on the bench would be him learning his lesson though. That lesson being, that at this point in time, he's a bigger asset coming off the bench, than he is starting.

people in my house went buying food and drink 30 minutes ago, so i guess you're good to go.

Today is not a Feiertag my man

its a normal saturday

>the mental state of football ultras

>Lelverkusen vs Buyern

Is Lewa back yet? I miss the fella.

Lewandowski not playing increases the likelihood of Buyern loosing. So I hope that he stays injured for a few more games.

When are we going to have the serious Müller conversation

huh?

His time is up. We need to replace him with Kasper Dolberg.

>no river runs through Milan
>people still call Milan - Inter a derby

Ticino and Po are too far away to count.

Mullel is overrated. Imo , he is a fucking disgrace.

Müller is still Bayerns golden boy, so I doubt that they're going axe him just like that

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We know that he can be very good, but he takes up a lot of space in the squad if he continues not playing well.

Yes. It would be good if Manchester United wanted to buy him since him and Bayern could just say that he wanted a change of milieu and that he wasn't pushed out.

I know 2 and 3, but who are 1 and 4?

>It would be good if Manchester United wanted to buy him
how to kill your career 101

I don't think so

I was wondering the same.

The tweet I took it from mentioned a Millwall game so I guess maybe just some Millwall fans.

Yes maybe, but in terms of an honourable exit from Bayern it would be good. He could go to some other club though, it doesn't matter too much to me as long as he's happy.

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Müllers assist scores this season are pretty good though.

anybody watching the milan derby?

yes

I like Milans more

no

tipping has become really tricky lately, since everyone is so shit

No. I'm waiting for Hannover-Braunschweig

i rather watch french league than italian league desu

halp

Dortmund - Frankfurt (Sa.) 2:1
Hoffenheim - M'gladbach 2:0
Leipzig - Freiburg 2:0
Wolfsburg - Ingolstadt 2:1
Augsburg - Köln 0:2
Mainz - Hertha 0:2
Leverkusen - Bayern 0:3

Bremen - Hamburg (So.) 2:2
Darmstadt - Schalke 1:2

thankfully ligue 1 games start later in the evening so you can watch the milan derby, dortmund-frankfurt and then relax with rennes-lille or monaco-dijon

TOD UND HASS

i unironically have a game myself at 5 so no footy for me today

just end me

DEM BVB

Great thread.

*BTSV

>Füllkrug

Good morning bundes qts

Growing up, I never would have thought that I'd need to buy a computer in order to masturbate.

thats a guy.

>FÜLLKRUG
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

That was quite funny

FÜLLKRUG!!!!!

Well now that had to happen

>11. Gelbe Karte
Wew lad

Pretty good picks Tbh

Buyem not gonna win though

explain

i'd rather die than watching serie A

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This, Ligue 1 is the only interesting league atm

I had a dream tonight in which Leverkusen conceded 3 goals in the first 10 minutes, ends up losing 0:5 and I crash my car on the way home out of rage.

What does it mean?

Habt ihr eine freundin?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ijndz4dzY1c

They need to go back to wearing those shirts also that image has just got to stop being so cute

i wonder was he really this fat or is it just the artist memeing

Wolfsburg and Ingolstadt draw and Hertha is straight trash when playing not at home so also maybe draw

you only have thispic

B A S I C
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>my
team

r8 pls m8s

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You now remember Mame Diouf

no, never had. when younger girl got weirded out when a guy wanted to settle, now that older, girls get suspicious when a guy never had a gf.

you now remember Hannover vs Atletico Madrid matches

t marko marin

his speed was insane

Hi where are the riots?

You now remember Mame Diram Mohammed Yusuf Akbar Diouf.

You also remember Didier Ya Konan.

*punches you in the face*

that was easy

You forgot the part where girls are incredibly insecure when on their own and only want an opportunity to fall in love

*doesnt punch back but rather runs away and cries*

asiacarrera.com/
Click on "I don't want to see any naked chicks! Run away"

Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Bender, Schmelzer, Weigl, Sahin, Pulisic, Kagawa, Reus, Aubameyang

I hope that Gladbach would win against Hoffenheim

Because Hoffenheim are competing with Dortmund for third place.

>you now remember Mo Idrissiou

uuhh baby

>bender

>you now remember Nebojsa Krupnikovic

>UN-FASS-BAR

>Lössl benched
Heh

GET REKT BRAUNSCHEIß

I BELIEVE

Xhe is trash

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Shall I make bacon?