If I hire a prostitute to strip naked for me and masturbate on my bed while talking dirty, with no touching...

If I hire a prostitute to strip naked for me and masturbate on my bed while talking dirty, with no touching, is it completely legal in the US?

No, it's still considered solicitation.

If you get her written consent for filming rights it’s considered payment for on screen services in a porno.
You must however get proof she is 18+ and keep records of it.

Just film yourself doing it, and IF you get caught just say you were going to redistribute it.

Depends. If you're fully clothed, watching the show, that's a performance. Soliciting someone for a sex act is illegal. Soliciting someone to put on a performance is no more illegal than soliciting them to wash your car for you.

If you take off your clothes and masturbate as well, you're getting on shaky ground, but if you just sit there and watch then no crime has been committed.

That said, are you trying to avoid getting arrested for something you'd like to do, or is this some sort of hypothetical legal question?

...what is the point? Without touching it is more or less just the same as watching a porno scene and you can do that for free and without any legal liability.

Do you really not see a difference between seeing something in person and seeing it on a screen? You spend too much time on the internet.

I hired an escort once and had her blow me while I watched porn. Told her all about how much hotter the girl on screen was, and how I wished it was her mouth on my cock.

Girlfriends get all bent out of shape about shit like that. Escort cried a little and told me never to call her again, but she was professional enough to swallow my cum first.

Gotta love a pro.

It's me desperate after going years without any sex and being probably autistic so I can't get a gf because they think I'm boring because it takes me a really long time to open up to people, and I'm only average looking so they don't bother...

I ask this question not excited and ready to go hire a prostitute, but miserable and desperate

So you want a prostitute to have sex with you, and the masturbating in front of you thing is, what, an excuse to hire them?

Go to backpage and pick out one that looks good to you. Do a google image search on the pics they post, google the phone numbers they post, try to pick one that seems legit. Might take a few days for someone that seems fuckable and isn't fake to show up. Be patient.

Text or call her, set up a meeting and have her come over. Don't discuss anything beforehand except the amount you'll be paying for her time. Nothing about masturbating for you or pictures or anything. If she wants to talk about that stuff, she's a cop.

If she shows up, she'll probably be late. They're almost always late. Girls don't become prostitutes because they're functional, reliable human beings. Invite her in, put her at ease and just be yourself. If she's cool with you, she'll have her driver leave and she'll want to get down to business.

Don't offer her a drink - she doesn't know what you put in it. Don't hand her the cash; just lay it somewhere accessible and point out that its there. Have your own condoms and only use hers if she insists.

Beyond that, she's there to make you happy. Tell her what turns you on and odds are she'll be willing to do it. Good whores like happy repeat customers. Its safer than strangers and makes for a more reliable income. If you hint that it might become a regular thing - maybe ask what days during the week she's usually available, that sort of thing - she'll treat you better your first time together.

Don't tip her. Just pay the required amount. Oh, and don't try to negotiate the amount. You'll just get shitty service if you talk her down from the original price she wanted.

And don't let her roam around your house unsupervised, she's likely to steal things. Clear out anything of value in one of your bathrooms and if she asks to use the bathroom, point her to that one.

Always use a condom.

As far as your lack of a girlfriend goes - step one is getting out of the house. Go places where things you find interesting are happening. I don't care if that's stupid - if its a comic book shop or whatever - go out where people are.

If you see a female you're NOT attracted to, talk to her. Ask her how she's doing, what she's up to, find out why that's interesting to her. Tell her a little bit about what you're interested in (which is why you're there).

Start doing that with women you are attracted to. Do that with pairs and groups of women. Talk to guys too. Learn to be more sociable. When talking to someone new stops being this big rare event and becomes just a thing you do sometimes, talking to a hot girl becomes a lot less scary.

Find someone who's interested in the same things you are. Don't demand physical perfection; just talk to someone who seems nice and get to know her. That's how real relationships are formed.

Once you find someone, don't build your entire world around her. Like talking to people, relationships become a lot less life-or-death when you've been in a few and they're not such a big deal anymore. At that point you might be able to think about having something long-term.

Mostly OP, figure out where you'd like to be in a few years and make a plan that could get you there. Be flexible, be realistic, but find something that gives you a reason to invest in yourself. Life gets a lot easier when you've got a real purpose.

This. Just had one over today as a regular. Such a regular that I pay her once a week for three visits a week. Shit is cash does whatever you ask. Drives her own car and no "man" problems.

I would say to just fuck the prostitute. Why not if you made it that far?

Just pick one up off the street and fuck the shit out of her.

For some reason this guy is giving great advice. Listen to him.

You got lucky, user. I've only met one girl who ever came close to that, but she wouldn't stop trying to play me for more money. "I just need another $50 to get my car fixed..." kinda shit. Had to cut her loose.

No, no streetwalkers. They're way more likely to have some nasty disease, almost always on something or desperate to score their next fix, SUPER quick to rob you, swipe your wallet, or grab the money and run, and they're always uglier than escorts once you get up close. Not to mention their pimp, who'd be happy to jack you or your car if given a reason to get off his ass.

There's a reason they're walking the street - you can always do better than that. If you can only afford $20-50 for sex, then it's better to just jack off and save up for something less crusty.

I'm going to sleep now but I might tomorrow evening start greentexting some wisdom and experiences. But to op listen to the sage user giving out advice. He is honestly trying to help you.

I honestly am. I don't think a man needs a woman to be happy. Relationships bring a lot of problems with them. Of course, you've got someone to help you work through those problems, too, at least sometimes. I'm not in a relationship at the moment (married for 12 years, divorced for 6) which is why escorts have been helpful. Not looking for another long term thing anytime soon. I'm pretty happy the way things are.

But OP wants a girlfriend, and that's a valid feeling. Its important for him, and would probably help him to feel more connected to things. Hopefully, rather than some magic event that just happens to him, he'll look at it as a place to get to and start taking steps. Most things in life are like that. You figure out where you want to be and then take it one step at a time.

only if you film it

So family guy is right for once?

Finishing the job, no matter what.
That's how you put the "pro" in prostitute.