Lookin for a cheap not to risky way to get high before 9:00 am

Lookin for a cheap not to risky way to get high before 9:00 am
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Go get some Dramamine

autoerotic asphyxiation

Ryanair flights

?

cough syrup

suck in as much air into your lungs as possible and hold it until you go purple thats what i do when im skint

It's illegal in my state
Don't have any fuck no
Wat How much

Sex

That would require a girl user

Smash a bunch of energy drinks or drink like 3 pots of coffee I'm sure that would get ya jamming

Doesn't have to be consenting user

Not necessarily

Just go by a gas station and get some, I remember doing that shit when I was like 15.

... God I miss my brain cells.

I'll try
kek'd
Keepem coming

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he said not risky you jackass

It's worth the risk man

Literally take an empty syringe, shoot up the air directly into the vein

What a STROKE of luck that an expert came across this thread

if you can handle it, lost too many people to the blue devil

Jenkem

Edge till 9 cum at 9 feel your soul evacuate your body when you finally cum

Also i don't have any syringes I haven't done this before I'm just trying to get a tingle at least or just a comfy feel

tried it once, shit was so cash.
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Put peanut butter on you genitals and call your woofer in, tingley feeling will be achieved

Weed dumbass

Don't have any it's illegal in my state

Huff some airhorn gas

Bathsalts