WHy does every hate slav squat its actually pretty comfy

WHy does every hate slav squat its actually pretty comfy

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bc AUS is a degeneracy shit hole and you should leave it to the aboriginal natives

I dont hate it, and I do it a lot
it's much nicer than standing

Rude

good for back as well
its how they beat nazi

I tried squatting. It's actually very uncomfortable. Really hard on your toes, legs and back. I mean you're basically putting all your weight on your toes.

>WHy does every hate slav squat
because not everybody can hold this position for long, not everybody has Slav ancestry

it's hard when you weigh the equivalent of six slavs

Wer ist diese Semen Demon?

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i always squat like this between gym sets and read Messages on my phone.

>mfw i looked up my ancestors and 3/4 of them were slavs

Can't you see he's wearing a sport uniform? Not everybody is as fit. English drunks get fat with deep fried food, while Russian drunks squat to stay fit.

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>not 1/4

weird for a german

Is that Francessca "Abort white babies" Ramsey ?

every time i do this my dick starts farting

>3/4 of them were slavs
Good for you bro, good for you.
Slav genetics is a gift from the gods in these days of the Germanic cuckening

squatting is redpilled

This blows my mind, I thought you could only squat on your toes.

Fuck off bobandy. Fucking cheeseburger walrus.

> poles stealing russian memes

I am triggered

i'm an American from Indiana, m8. My Family went 1992 with the Army to Bavaria.

Only people who skip leg day or just have weak leg muscles hate squatting.

Were your meatballs too spicy and now you re angry,mario?

You pasta eating fuck, that cunt is from NZ

Absolutely horrible for the knees, that's why we have chairs that kill our backs. Nothing wrong with standing normally.

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just a reminder when you squat on your toes an angel dies
maintain proper form

We are The Slavs so all other slavs are forced to participate in our memes or instead of "dem funny slavs" theyll become "who?"

He even calls his channel "Boris", how fucking cucked can you get?

Reminds me of that FPSRussia faggot.

Settle down friend. He was complimenting the man

3rd gen Slav immigrant. I think it's a genetic advantage

I don't speak their Pseudo-Spanish, sounds like he is talking shit about the homeland that gave birth to our Lord Protector Tony Abbot

When I'm squatting and smoking a ciggie, sometimes I go on my toes for a bit of extra reach to pick up something or throw the cigarette away.

> comfy

I am a western slav and we don't squat at all, it's not comfy ffs and makes you look like an untermensch russian degenerate who knew vodka before he learned how to speak, like OP pic

> slovakia

Not a real country.

>western degenerate detected

Say hello to van der bellen & enjoy migrant dick dear Fritz.

kek

Blessing this slav thread with a true slav icon.

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Slav style sells what can i say

Because we are fat and we can't stay in that position for long as it hurts our knees

>not posting the best one
do you even slav?

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this

My favourite is this one

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Bodrya4kom is a classic though, you can't deny that though.

>All those fucking Western niggers trying to squat like a Slav

Learn it first you fucking cyka.

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Stop forcing your cheap polish channels, Pshek McPshekov.

>Tfw not slav enough to do the full squat
My only options are 'The Western Spy' (which I do frequently) and something approaching a sumo wrestler before a charge (which is not very comfortable)

Slavs are white loo in poos that's why

>dat slav groove
not bad bro

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Ahhhh, the memories

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calm down Mohammad

>Hun in disguise
>can't into slavic rituals

just admit your mongol heritage and stop this charade Jóska :^)

How is the slav squat different from the chink squat?

One is a meme and one is not talked about on a Chinese cartoon website, therefore it does not exist.

This

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>on the way to school
>see someone sitting at bus stop
>something's not right
>look closer
>it's clearly a slav and he's fucking squatting on the bench
>not even on the ground, this fucker stood on the bench itself and squatted down

underrated

I wish i was a Gopnik desu.

They live such comfy, simple lives. Eating cheese and bread, hanging out with your macho friends, having a nice cute white gf. Play some cs go on my dell prebuilt running windows xp.

Better than living in self destructive phase of the age of decadence surrouned by expensive shit and awful people.

I went to Russia to stay with my dad who works over there.

We we're taking a walk through some woods to an old soviet era stadium, when randomly in the middle of the woods there was three Slavs all squatting side by side.

Nothing more, just squatting in the middle of the woods.

fuckin hell m8 that was savage, honorary australian right here

Whats that supposed to mean? I'm offend.

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you think this is a joke, but there are many people living the life u describe, right now. i know people like this and trust me, they are incredibly comfy. now that it's summer, this part of the world is beyond comfy

>grill by the lake/river
>warm, sunny, light until 21:00
>girls dressed in shorts and light shirt, they are horny and you can feel the pheremones
>that one girl keeps looking at you
>you have a buzz from two delicious cold beers
>music playing from the car 10 meters away

It would be even more comfy if you let Russia in your country

>squatting is redpilled

If having shot out knees in your mid 30's is redpilled, s-sure...

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