Well Sup Forums my social life will most likely be over tomorrow...

Well Sup Forums my social life will most likely be over tomorrow. I had an ultimatum to have sex in thirty days or posters of my face and some basic info will be placed around the city and today is the last day. Wat do?

It doesn’t seem like you have much of a social life to loose. So wtf are you worried about?

Go gay for a day. No shame in tryna get a nut.

Hookers

What? You wanna fucking elaborate? How did you get in to this?

Hi user, OP here, I’m actually a massive faggot and I fuck my loose ass with toilet plungers and call it performance art.
Does this clarify?

Actual OP here. I just got told that if I don't fuck, this and this will happen. Didn't have much of a say in the matter.

why did you type the same thing twice?

Real actual OP here, niggers tongue my anus. And check these dubs

This guy is a fake OP and I heard he’s actually a skeleton. Don’t believe a word he says

OP actually really here.

By who? Why?

My dad, because he’s a fucking douchenozzle

Underage confirmed.
Bait confirmed.
Sage confirmed.
Im out.

Bye nigga

Notice how everyone else has also stopped replying.
You should probably start samefagging so your thread doesnt die.

You seem mad. Here have a flargenstöw

OP's dad here. Im gonna do it for the lulz

Its funny how quick your demeanor changes once people realize your thread is bait. Noted.

This could be a turnaround for you. Maybe some girl will take pity on you and fuck you after she sees those posters.

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Dad! Got off my iPad! I’m 4channing!