Be me

>be me
>36 years old
>not as attractive as I used to be
>married, have several kids
>several kids from cheating on spouse
>7 kids total, 3 from wife
>3 months ago 8/10 22 year old chats with me on a dating profile i had sitting doing nothing.
>she lives nearby wants to fuck
>told her i'd bring condoms
>"no user i wanna feel it all in me, I'm on birth control"
>worksforme.webm
>get a room
>she pops in saying she only has an hour
>talk for 2 minutes
>fuck her the whole hour
>came with the force of 1000 suns
>she came so many times she was amazed
>no contact for 3 months
>get a text message
>she's pregnant
>knows I'm married and is cool with me not giving her money
>tell her i am ok with that, send pics of baby and stuff because i like to see my progeny.
>might meet her for pregnant sex later.

Similar greetext stories?

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if this story is true, you're an omega level retard. enjoy paying child support. you can laugh it off but when your wages are docked by the government for lack of payments we'll see if you're laughing then.

she doesn't want child support.

Underrated post. Kek

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Of course not, just like every other woman ever

>might meet her for pregnant sex later.

Id advise u murder her at the same time once that little niggers out ur fucked. She will gain some plan with her friends to fuck u out of every pay check u get for the next 18 years.

U fucked it user. Goodluck

>Be me
>Go fishing
>Catch a magic talking trout
>He gives me three wishes
>Ask for a 10/10 loving wife, a billion dollars and my dead cat to come back to life
>He grant my wishes
>Get on Sup Forums and tell my story

>several kids from cheating on spouse
>7 kids total, 3 from wife

>3 months ago 8/10 22 year old chats with me on a dating profile i had sitting doing nothing.
>she lives nearby wants to fuck

>told her i'd bring condoms
>"no user i wanna feel it all in me, I'm on birth control"

>fuck her the whole hour
>came with the force of 1000 suns
>she came so many times she was amazed

>knows I'm married and is cool with me not giving her money
>tell her i am ok with that, send pics of baby and stuff because i like to see my progeny.


The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Typical woman thing to say. Till that little bastard pops out and she's gotta pay for him herself? Then she will do a rare thing for women, use her brain, and rape you for the child support ur worth.

>If this story is true
>OP plants his seed where he wants and creates more offspring.
>Feels some responsibility, OP is probably not a didndunuffin dad.
>In what universe is this Omega behaviour you basement dweller.

>people are seriously replying to this thread
>mfw

This guy gets it

>actually believing OP is telling the truth and isn't a kissless virgin jacking off to preggers-porn

You should pay for the baby you fathered. That's a human being, you know.

If this is not bait. You were trolled hard OP, gl paying 18 years for a 1 night stand

>human being
>need money

its a human not a jew

also
>falling for bait thread

She don't know how broke she will be once the kid comes, but who knows.

My god
youtu.be/rt4Glg4BB2M

I actually been lucky.. over all the women in life i got pregnant aside from my wife, none has ever hit me for Child Support.
Surprises me each time

Fucking hilarious dude!

gib more taiga
now

profile pics of said 8/10 girl you knocked up op

nope.. there are things best not revealed

...

Well, the food and the clothes and the shit the kid's toys are just gonna plop out of its mother's pussy, just like the baby itself, right? It's an all-inclusive package, thankfully!
Oh wait.

Or do you live in some incestual hillbilly village, where money is a redundant thing because you grow and craft anything you need for a living?
Because that would make OP's story a lot more believable.

State mandated child support isn't her choice. She files any assistance claim and you pay the bill directly through the court.

You're a delusional moron.