ITT: Trap stories

ITT: Trap stories

>Be me
>Going to high school in 9th grade
>This guy in my class always acted really intriguing
>Let's call him Logan
>Dude always hung out with girls
>Acted girlish
>I assumed he was gay, whatever
>Kind of outspoken guy with some issues regarding the secrecy of his thoughts
>Tells everyone about his thoughts
>Motherfucker has gay dreams about some boys
>Girls giggle
>Guys disgusted as hell
>But this is only where it began
>This is the beginning of Logan the gay, who decided to become Lola the trap
>The tale of Lola and her brainwashed sex slave has only just begun

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faggot post more

okay i'm actually intrigued now

Sounds gay as hell you faggot.
Go on.

Here's more

>One day our class mentor came into class during American History
>Logan was missing that day
>She came to explain why
>Logan was apparently at a psychiatrist
>Are they finally fixing his gayness
>Nonono
>It's the other way around
>She talks to us about how people feel trapped inside their bodies
>Oh god no
>Logan is one of these people she says
>Oh fuck
>This poor guy
>She told us that Logan wanted to be in a different body
>Logan wants to be a girl
>Oh shit no
>Told us to address Logan as a she, and that his, no, HER name is Lola
>Oh god no
>Lola apparently is taking hormone pills to fix her body
>She would start growing tits later on
>Longer hair
>Girlish posture
>Motherfucker was turning into a real girl
>But one thing it couldn't fix
>And that's his/her/its/xer dingaling
>The girl dong was gonna have to stay
>So he basically had to go to the ladies' rest room and sit and piss
>I heard she uses the girls' changing rooms too
>All to feel more comfortable
>The poor ladies whom had to fuck up their pure eyes with little trap wiener
>Months passed
>Xer started showing up for more classes
>We started seeing some results
>Little bumps along the road if you know what I mean
>Xhe has set xer eyes upon a dude in our class
>Let's call him Mike
>Lola flirted with Mike almost every time after class
>Mike is Catholic with Mexican family
>But weeks passed
>Lola did the unthinkable
>She broke Mike
>Mike took the bait
>Lola enticed the guy, despite our warnings from the dudes in class
>The trap successfully seduced a Christian
>This is the beginning of the tale
>The tale of Lola the trap
>And Mike the brainwashed sex slave

I got more shit stories from their endeavours

Go on.

>LOGan

Cont fag pls

Pls moar

This is gonna be some funny shit.

too bad we ran out of the good bleach at home

Here's even more

>Lola and Mike grope eachother all the fucking time in class
>I sat behind them during American History
>Saw them do all the gay shit you can imagine
>Run hands up backs, rub asses
>Grope dicks
>G r o p e d i c k s
>Class was constantly disgusted by these faggots
>Sometimes teachers would have to take them apart and separate them because of it
>They also go to the bathroom at the same time
>Suspicious

>One time we had a party at a friend's house
>Mike was invited
>He asked if he could bring Traps McGee
>Whined until he was allowed
>They were sweet to eachother the entire night
>Hurts my fucking teeth
>At one moment we decided to play Twister
>That shitty fucking game everyone had or somehow had a spinoff of
>But Mike and Dominatrap were nowhere to be seen
>Fuck
>Where were they
>Their car was parked outside
>We searched around the house
>Found them in the basement
>Mike's mouth was superglued onto her trap penis
>They were sucking eachother off for 15 minutes straight

>That same night we discovered the trap has no balls
>It's just a penis with deflated skin

>So that's where the cheese dip went

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>ITT: Trap stories

Please die.

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Keep it up my dude. Lola The Trap is an interesting character for sure.

nutty as fuck

XD the cheese dip AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You don't have to ask retard, just post it ffs

OP is there related pics of trap and christian?

>Mike's mouth was superglued onto her trap penis
What the fuck man

i agree with this guy, cough up some pics or calling bullshit

DO MORE FAGIT

>talking to girl outside pub
>walking home
>sober up a bit and realized it was a tranny
>Noped the fuck out

>plot twist, op is actually Lola
>reverse plot twist, none of this actually happened.

>
nutty

Here's gayer shit

>This one time they called me during the weekend
>Mike has my phone number for some reason
>Him and real life Astolfo are stuck on the road
>They went to the off-urban parts
>Went up the hill
>They couldn't go back home because their car broke down
>And they can't ask the Mexican parents to come pick them up
>Sigh, fine
>Drive up to them on the hill
>Encounter Baitman and the Trapper
>Mike was balls deep inside Lola
>Gently knock the window
>Loud moaning was blocking the sound of my calls
>I slam against the side of the car
>They scramble and put on clothes faster than a Ugandan man runs at the Olympics
>Get out of car in panic
>Mike's pants are moist around the crotch
>Fucking christ

>I ask them what's wrong with the car
>Engine broke down
>Have to wait for a tow truck to come
>Meanwhile take valuables out of the car
>Loose panties in the car
>Cup A bra
>Lubricants
>Dildos in very intriguing shapes
>All went into my car
>Even a fucking towel for cleaning up the "mess"
>Drove them both home
>Got a thank you from Lola later that night
>Said she'd thank me in a special way
>Kindly refused
>Dodged a fucking bullet of a lifetime there

reverse reverse plot twist
>the earth is flat

god fucking dammit

this is gay

>Said she'd thank me in a special way
Tell me you refused. Don't be that guy.

>Said she'd thank me in a special way
>Kindly refused
>Dodged a fucking bullet of a lifetime there

IDK user. What do you think?

ida fucking done it

reversal of the reversing reverse plot twist
>we're stuck in the matrix

Fucking faggot fucking traps.

Any more?

c'mon get back at mike by cucking the dumb fucking degenerate, if not for yourself do it for the meme

more!

>reverse reverse reverse plot twist
>Bruce Willis is dumbledore's ghost at the end of sixth sense.

Nah i took the blue pill thanks

Got more

>This one time I got invited to Lola's place
>Little friendly get-together
>Mike was begging me to come
>Fucking christ
>Fine
>They wanted to play Sm4sh with a whole bunch of people
>Smash Bros, how fucking ironic
>Lola is a shitty Luigi main
>Mike tries being good at Fox but isn't
>Eventually people leave
>I'm left there with the Bang Bros
>They make up very very interesting rules from themselves
>Loser has to suck the winner's dick
>Oh no
>Best out of five match
>Those two keep trying to cheat eachother out by poking or pushing
>Dingaling bro starts violently licking Mike's neck
>What the fuck
>Mike starts laughing like hell
>Motherfucker
>She keeps licking
>Says she will make it more interesting
>Loser is gonna get fucked in the ass
>Holy christ not here
>Licking harder
>Mike lost because of vicious licking
>I won that match
>Trap looking at me seductively
>I made up an excuse and left almost immediately

>I won because I sucked the trap off the stage as King DeDeDe

Too bad faggot. This red pill is a suppository and you're gonna take it like a man.

Hot.

hella nutty

Nigga that's gay, like Mike and his trap friend.

Why is this trap so insistent on fucking you?
I know keep asking... moar?

This is gold. Dont stop.

traps are hot

damn, hot. Was kingkongdingdong passable? Or was she pic related?

bump

need more of this gay shit

Keep it going dude this is fucking quality

yes, Yes, YES!! I love this! There has to be more! LET THERE BE MORE!

Taking it up the ass like a man isnt gay
Taking it up the ass like a chick is gay

fukin truth

...

Taking it up the ass in general is fucking gay.

>the dick isn't feminine either homo

Trans!=Trap dumb nigger, traps don’t think they’re grils

...

Bump

I'm a trap and I find this hot. Lemme see more, bitches!

interesting. consider my counter argument: you're a faggot

cont boi this make me kekel

>I'm a trap
post pics

You're gonna eventually bang the trap and we all know it, get on with it

yea pics nessisary nigg

Done.

Traps still like to pretend to be grills.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q

>I'm a crossdresser
fixed

bullshit
hold a sign or some shit

I wanna fuck you in the ass right now
no homo

That's very clearly a man ass and the thick torso of a man

Timestamp

but it might not be him

bullshit as in it's not him

More?

>filename

o shit

such a simple detail, so often missed
thanks, user

Aye that's the right response.

If someone was going to pretend to be a "trap" why pretend to be a 4/10 one

...

Any time

timestamp that ass

I will when i get home from my very masculine profession.

pic(s)*

Because their life is a trainwreck?

pls see

Phil Swift here with more Trap Seal

>This one time in class when Mr. Slave and Faggot McGee were off to the bathroom
>We started thinking right
>The trap has deflated balloons for balls
>And the nuts are basically gone
>This guy can't nut.
>He anatomically can't nut
>We wait for Mike to come back
>Ask for him to wait after class
>Astolfo has left the building
>We ask him the million dollar question
>Can Lola nut
>He replies with "no"
>Holy fuck
>He tells us more about Lola
>Apparently Lola can just fap for hours and never nut a single time
>He can be forever hard
>Asks us if we want proof
>No thanks
>We leave for next class
>That very same night
>We get an hour long video from Mike in our group chat
>Oh god no
>It's on Vimeo
>Proof.mov
>Fuck no
>Mike all naked
>In doggy position
>Lola does a peace sign with her fingers
>They start doing it
>Like they do on Discovery Channel
>Fucking hell
>One hour long of fucking
>We had proof now
>Lola can fuck and never nut

trips of truth

FUCKING SEND VIDEO

Link?

>Vimeo
link, more like
pray it's still up

OP where the vid at nibba

T H E V I D E O

I promise to get back with a signed pic this eve, yee of little faith!

YEEEEEES MORE STORY'11111

ok, now you gotta send this vid or at least a clip

feet and tummy?

Kek

Little story on how it got taken down actually
>Teacher was notified of this video
>Big shit thing was happening at school
>Lola got called out of class
>She apologized in front of class
>We didn't know what for
>That same night we couldn't watch the non-nuttening with popcorn anymore

VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO

Video?

Put me in screen cap and also post moar

Maybe :)

sure, good excuse