Share something interesting about yourself or your life user

share something interesting about yourself or your life user.

I take paper towels from public restrooms and sell them on ebay

you start...

but while you are at it... source?

I lost my virginity two days ago

Anelushka. Or something like that. Old as fack, too.

I actually like the Andy Sixx meme.

This...but just the sauce part

I bought an AR-15 for $250 on black Friday.

I started a company, have workers ready to work, have equipment ready to be used, but I'm too scared to actually find clients because I'm scared to fail... fuck me

Alenushka

Dubs of truth!

Thank you Kind Sir! You truly give us hope for the future of / b /

not like OP

I keep bees.

I took my first cock when I was 11. I loved it.

I drink every day. I know it's not that interesting but neither is my life.

Is it worth it?

that is pretty fucking interesting. got any tips for people looking to get into beekeeping?

I use the toilet at home, but if ever I am at someone else's house, I piss in their sink, swill it with water then flush the toilet so all is normal.

I would also like to express my interest in this subject.

I run ultra marathons.

I'm cicumcised

I'm into HEMA and I'm trying to get a functional weapon to start off my collection

I fly 200 million dollar planes

Guns are overrated

Hire someone to do customer acquisition for you.
If it doesn't work out then the failure is on them.

>I lost my virginity two days ago
Gratz user!

i'm bipolar

say that to the person who is pointing one at you lmao

Me too. I'll drink to that. Life isn't very interesting.

Whole, closed packages?

i jumped frontflip on snb, also depressed for 10y now

I’m a blacksmith

I almost died 3 times

I still love my ex but I know shes better without me, so I prefer to be without than with her.

I grew up in section 8, made tons of friends growing up.
Now I'm in my mid twenties with a big house in the suburbs with two new cars. My old friends are jealous and don't talk to me anymore. My new friends grew up in this lifestyle and are way more socially conservative than I am.
Waiting for something to make me happier, but don't know what it is

>During a rough breakup
>invited to a threesome by my X-GF and her best friend.
>ended up just fucking her friend while my ex chilled in the other room.
>Was bummed that the threesome didn't work out but looking back im sure my X would have been more dramatic had she decided to come to the room.
>FirstCreampie.jpg 2nd and 3rd followed.
>Dumped everything into her Best Friend.
>Next day X is all dramatic.
>idgaf it was your idea bitch
>2 days later xGF invites me over to creampie her because she wants to try it now.
>All my buddies high five me because I somehow creampied the two hottest girls at our local college within one week.
> Easily Top 3. Sexual experiences of my life.

i roll my smegma ibt my fingers then eat it like i eat boogers

I grew up in an orphanage, didn't know I had a sister until I was 32yrs old. she found me on Facebook

One year ago, I found a severed head on the pavement while going to work.

Received blowjobs, handjobs, tittyjobs from multiple girls/women. Never had proper dick-to-vagina sex. 30 y.o. WTF?!

I fly hang gliders. AND to raise you one, I can ride a unicycle, even a tall one.

I need 50k or im going to lose my home

Please tell us more.
How did you end up there, what was it like and what are you doing for a living now?

i threw some hand grenades, drove tanks and shot some guns with night vision/ir laser

That's rough, how did you get into this situation?

I've done all that, and fly a hang glider, ride a unicycle (well, that's not very cool lol), and drink every day like the other two user's here lol.
Also, I take nude pics of the neighborhood girls in my free time.

After a lifetimes worth of accusing myself of never following through with anything, I realized the other day that...

I told everyone I went to HS with that I was going to move to Colorado, and then when I was 26 I actually fucking did it.

So I can go suck a dick, because I fucking did it! Fuck you, me!

i've been here for way too long

I'm a respectable upper middle class guy with a stable life.. Who is super adept at meeting and fucking junior high girls before ghosting completely.

I'm insanely good at video games, sports, and am super attractive. Like top tier player in both sports and games. But i have ADHD, social anxiety, and a plethora of minor physical health problems. Wish i could just suck at everything and be ugly to be normal.

Im a writer, recently got broken up with for the first time in my life (im usually the one who does the breaking off). I moved a thousand miles from home ona whim, and then moved towns. Havent talked outside of work in 2 months.

I love bowling and I'm no slouch either.
Feels good man.

I was a teenagers accident, I grew up in a all boys dorm, I own my own bussines (3 donut stores)

i was raped by my step dad when i was a little girl (repeatedly) and i get off to the memories on the daily

Have you met your parents?
Good job on the businesses btw!

When i was 13 i fucked my best friends sister which was 12 at the time behind her mother, we were on the couch spooning and she was sitting on a chair infront if us.

i just got my first "career" job and i'm terrified to walk in and they'll either tell me it was a mistake or fire me within the first week

I'm a non jew who loves Israel.

What job? What's the salary like?

No, but I have had the chance, just don't care

I throw the best parties out of everybody I know.

That's not true I bought an m4a1 for 6400 in 2012. And I have shot it 4 times!

...med video games are better ammo is cheaper

It's called 'down syndrome'.

You fucking lied to me. You said that gave you nightmares and you hated him!

how old are you right now?

editing for a midsize publication. 35K

It crossed your sexual wires as a child. It's not surprising that you haven't matured whatsoever since then.

You'll be alright, good luck!

I dry fire my rifle against the side of my head everyday at least once, and have for years.

Almost 21

How old are you? Where do you go to meet them?

Do you fuck now?

that's an interesting point of view that i get told a lot whenever i divulge this info, that it messed up my sexual identity or whatever, and i think you're probably right. i definitely have issues with maturity in general as well

I assume you hate it happened but still get off to it since it was your first sexual experience? Or did you actually enjoy it? Damn though that sucks, sorry.

thanks. i do hate that it happened, for sure. it really fucked me up. i definitely didn't enjoy it when it happened the first time but subsequent times my body reacted as everyone's does and it felt good, but i don't know if i'd say i enjoyed it

>If it doesn't work out then the failure is on them
Nice thinking, cock sucking business manager

how old are you now?

I need to take a shit.

hey thanks, it means a lot. forward always bois

I have like 24 and a half Bitcoins and I have no fucking idea what to do with them or what a Bitcoin even really is...

I have a sexy mother

Yea that's terrible and understandable. If someone i hated jerked me off it eventually would still feel good. Have you gotten therapy for it?

Hooked up with a classmate. Had fun, she was cheating on her bf. Just got "dumped" today because they talked about it. He read our messages. I was bullshitting her with the "you are special" shit so he probably thinks I'm a puss. Not sad, just sucks... that mouth was good and pussy tight.

Jesus. Maybe keep some things to yourself. Just. Fuck.

I don't mean it accusatorily. In retrospect it sounds that way but I just mean, you're into what you're into.

I come from a background of abuse as well so now I worry that I'm tainting this with personal bias. Long story short, I like incest porn but I actively acknowledge that its unhealthy for my wellbeing to do so. Can't change it though, it just is what it is. That's what you like. What can you do? Even therapy isn't a sure-fire fix for it. But obviously I encourage you to seek it anyways (when you're ready). That's a given at this point.

Give me 0.1

i am a 22 yo and im getting close to an 7 yo girl, since she seems to enjoy the physical contact I am probably gonna end up having sexual intercourse with this girl. and I will probably go to jail for it.

You should donate them to me so I can buy LSD online

i'm 18

Faggot

huh interesting. I'm into incest porn but i've never been abused and have no attraction to my mom, nor do i have any sisters. But still get off to B/S and M/S incest.

I have such a sexy mom

no, i haven't. i probably should but the thought of talking about it face to face with another person is appalling to me. i can talk about it online just fine but not in person

Live stream it all the way till cops show up

Sell asap

I'm 45, I can play your daddy if you want to role play.

My mom has such a big ass.

no worries, i got what you meant. i also watch incest porn a lot, we're on a similar boat it seems. maybe one day i'll be comfortable enough to see a therapist

Ik, shit sucks. But trust me, you will feel 10000x better when you talk to someone who can help you. I know you know this but it's good to hear from someone else. Personally i just talked to a therapist about my super bad anxiety, and feel a lot better now. It's embarrassing for a moment but worth it.

Why?

I'm a married 42-year-old suburban church-going white dad.