I love the thought of finally talking my girl into doing anal, and finding out when we do that her ass is dirty.
Something to do with the fact that I know all porn stars are enema'd up and that she's just a normal girl who has poop up her.
is that weird?
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id talk to her about your disgusting fantasy before you do it, she mighr be embarassed af if she doesent know you like it
my ex always did an enema aswell before anal, never had shit on my dick, and im thankful for that
It's like, I'm not into the idea of wanting shit on my dick.More like what it says about my gf. She's pretty prudish mind.
A shit covered shaft after anal with your girlfriend is the most romantic thing ever.
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Well what do you expect from it, obviously she has shit up there. and if she does no enema you will have shit on your dick. maybe you can even feel how you crush her shit up, then when you pull out itll hang on your dick and her spread butthole will stink up the whole room.
Im not saying dont do it, try it if you want, but yeah it can get pretty embarassing for you and especially for her.
Anal is fun but only with the right preparation (atleast for me)
Yeah man, I dunno. It's just the human aspect of it I guess. I'd kind of be interested to know how it smells. And looks. Is that weird?
Do you find the idea of A2M any way appealing?
Doing anal pretty often with girls, sometimes they have shit, sometimes they don't, no big deal, you just clean up afterwards, it's not like you would just zip it without cleaning it, right ?
are you into scat?
honestly yes i think its weird but i can only speak for myself, not for other people.
I don't think I'm into scat lol, it's never turned me on. It's just curiosity I guess.
Is it weird when you first notice it? Does the colour differ?
As a person that i've been doing anal with all my girlfriends..
No girl will ever take an enemy to make anal. If you have anal in your daily routine be prepared for some shit.
Generally girls are not stupid and generally they will decline anal and might even tell you "haven't took a shit in a while, don't really need a cum enema atm".
A girl I had only anal with for over 3 years, I was finding shit on my dick every 3rd or 4th time. Also after the 1rst year.. I could fist her anally and she couldn't
even keep the cum in her conol. (She made some of the most spectacular gapes you can imagine).
To the point though.. talk with her about it.. wipe the ass with some babywipes. Whatever works man.
Thx for the advice man
Unless she's got the diarhea you'll feel it when you're pounding her. Just pound until you release yourself into her and let her go take a shit while you wash.
Anal fucking with diarrhea is so hot (literally).
You feel like your peehole is boiling.
Yeah, I don't like it. The one I had it with was ashamed, so instead we cleaned and I had her give me a long bj so she would stop being so dumb about it. Those are the risks of punching a fartbox with your dick.
So... """She""" had a dick?
Idk but porn does set a lot of unrealistic expectations
The first time I ejaculated in my ex gfs butt, it stung. It felt like my cum was being forced back.
No. She's even married now. Not that I'm against fucking a very female looking trap, but I never encountered one. Nor looked.
Actual girlfriend would be pretty open to a MFF or MFT though
Wait until you smell raw shit dripping from her asshole. It’s the most foul smell known to man and you’ll never look at her the same again.
Not to mention, having someone else’s shit on you is a great way to get sick.
Have a great night.
get her some greasy fast food for lunch, she'll let wet farts all after noon and that evening you can lick her moist asshole clean for her
Then how could you give her a BJ?
Read again retard
I have never been into anal.
Over the last couple years, my "lesbian" friend and I have grown closer every day.
She had recently admitted to me that she schlicked and fantasized about me analing her.
She is the only woman who could ever convince me to try it.
I'm in an open marriage, but she's not. I want her so fucking bad.
And she wants me.
>so instead we cleaned and I HAD HER give me a long bj
>so instead we cleaned and I HAD HER GIVE ME a long bj. I fix'd it user
Femanon?
Fucked my ex up the ass more often than her pussy; never any shit except the one time we deliberately fucked when she needed to go.
Pic related.
Sorry, I'm a retard.
Nope! I'm a dude.
I'm married to a woman.
My friend is a woman, also married to a woman.
She's "mostly lesbian". Like, it's been years since she met a guy she was interested in. Our innuendo talk had gotten quite extra lately.
And she has outright told me that I'm the only straight guy she's ever really been friends with.
She has told me that I excite her.
I greentexted the whole thing a few days ago but nobody seemed interested.