There is a button in your room

There is a button in your room.

Every time you press it, Emma Watson magically appears and is your obedient sex slave all night. And in the morning the Rock turns up and fucks you in the ass.

How many times do you press the button??

Twice.

*tapes the button down*

Plot twist: whenever you press the button, your mom lives a year less.

I'll rig a machine that will rapidly and repeatedly press the button 24/7 and then run the fuck away.
The world will drown in bad actors

bout tree fiddy

You can only cannibalize and cook her body once, so one time is all I need.

as many times as the fabric of space-time can handle before tearing itself apart.

Thog don't care.
-Thog

I'm bi, so I press it whenever I'm in the mood.

badda boom

>what is the best sexuality and why is it bi?

Often enough to have threesome

>implying bi is best sexuality
The shit is confusing. Like seriously confusing.
One day I am into girls but then realize I want to suck off my friend.

I never press the button.
I can live without pounding her cunt.

not even once user?

If I press it twice, do i get two Emma Watson's and two Dwayne Johnsons?

what about half a button press OP

my girl is way better than that bitch, ciao

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I'm bi so I'd press this fucking button everyday forever

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Which Rock? This beautiful Rock? Be more specific, OP

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>mashes button

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this

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Can we just skip the first part and see what the rock is cooking?

Fuck, do we really have to wait the entire night?! That's just sadistic, user.