Sup Forums wtf this just came out of my ass. I thought quickly and grabbed it out of the toilet

Sup Forums wtf this just came out of my ass. I thought quickly and grabbed it out of the toilet.

What do?

sell it on ebay

Put it back up your ass

You can’t pull a red pill out of your ass

Put it back in there! That is your soul!

Is that a tomato or a bouncy ball

Put it back in your butt, it isn't supposed to come out..

Swallow it again.
DO NOT CHEW!!!

Whats inside ?

Eat it

congratulations, you're a bubble gum machine

Eat it and gain +12000 Blood Echos.

It looks like you accidentally an orbeez.

They are small rubber balls that absorb water and become much bigger.

They are a hazard and should be banned, glad yours came out smooth.

Kek

Did anyone ever play that boardgame, 'Boku'? It looks like one of the red balls from that

Put that tracking chip back in, citizen. It's for your own good.

It tastes awful

kek

underated bb reference

Butt Skittles?

The toilet is clean, so does that mean it was the only thing that you shit out? You felt the need to poop just from that? Explain...

Naww you did not

Eat it

Only people of the Gehrman nationality have those fall out of their asses

Neo, be ready to disconnect

Inb4 the next pic we can see a tentacle on the edge of the frame.
Is your name Ebrietas, OP?

The Moon Presence has returned!

...

Wash your hands.

god tier skittle?

Wait, i was told this was a Venezuelan basket weaving forum. Where am I?

Mormon ass play forum. Would you like to learn how to find God through prostate massage?

YES!!!

The end beed came off on your anal beeds

>

It autoflushes when you stand up. Luckily i was agile enough to grab it.

Great. Post your address and we'll send a missionary over. Flavored or plain lube?

What is the texture of the damn thing? Is it hard, soft? if you could break it open, try that shit

stop eating beads

I want to be pure and clean before God. Can it be done without lube?

This

Did you say BEES?

OK. Just to let you know, God's love without lube can be... uncomfortable.

It was hard. I swallowed it without chewing it because i didnt want to get my teeth dirty. I actually care about my hygeine.

Did you wash it first?

kekd

I thought one finds comfort and mental clarity in god's love.

Can you give a description of what it tasted like?

You actually swallowed this? We could've learned about this shit for science my dude

They told him he could be anything he wanted

I mean, i ran it under the sink obviously.

It honestly just tasted like ass, i didn't hold in my mouth long. Just long enough to get a picture and swallow.

Would you recommend?

Well tomorrow OP might be back with the further adventures of the Red Thing That Came From His Ass.

ffs OP

If he tells to live the tale

What comes in must come out

robin ... alter ...

OP is kill

R.I.P OP, he died after swallowing a mysterious red ball that ejected itself from his anus.

>ate something that came out of your ass
>you care about hygiene

You can't have both OP.

>be OP
>be total faggot
>levels of faggotism are so high that body rejects red pill

It's a red pearl the rarest of all pearls