Trap Stories, the sequel

Trap Stories, the sequel
Waiting for cuteboy user

Yay! :3

Typing it up right now, almost done

im exited

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hot

sexi trap

>November is here and thanksgiving it around the corner
>haven't decided what I'm doing this year
>get the idea to ask my new love interest what he is doing
>finds out that he's an orphan and he hates spending it with his foster family
>my heart hurts hearing this
>I pull him into my arms and tell him he's spending it with me and my family
>he starts to tear up and just hugs me for a good 3mins
>we drive up to my old house and visit my family a day in advance
>I was expecting everyone to give me shit about dating a boy
>they were all really nice and accepting of him
>my mom pulls me to the side and gives me some bad news
>biological dad is out prison and visiting us
>bio dad hates the homos, is a hardcore Mexican Christian
>also he used to best me as a kid
>no one else knows this
>go back to the living room and see my family is treating him like family
>he starts to a cry a bit and i go to give him a hug
>suddenly everyone else is hugging us too

Cont..

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Bump, but does anyone know of an obscure but handsome male model on instagram, looking to use their pics to catfish with.

Just go on /soc/ and search for traps, ask for more pics and build a collection

aw man shit fuck not the bio father O.O

>Be me
>Decide to buy a bird feeder
>get this shit set up nice, spend some real fuckin money
>fuck yeah, I'm gonna watch the shit out of those birds
>next day
>bird feeder is on the ground
>thefuckisthisshit.jpg
>squirrels, like 6 of them are around the bird feeder
>one of them is black
>live in predominantly brown squirrel neighborhood, thought this wouldn't happen. Black squirrel must be corrupting the brown squirrels
>Decide it's time to take care of business
>can't shoot them, cause live in area with a lot of kids
>decide to set up some traps
>set up cage and poisoned squirrel food
>I only manage to get one squirrel after a few days
>decide to totally immerse myself in the world of traps.
>get warned that traps are actually gay and i would become a homosexual
>if that's what it takes, so be it.
>set up, like , 30 traps in my backyard, all different kinds (cages, small bear traps, poisoned food, ect.)
>set the bait and go to bed.
>next morning, all the squirrels are dead.
>some other casualties are among them
>a rabbit
>a raccoon
>a dog
>It was one of the neighbor's dog, and this was one of those small rat dogs, the ones that bark all the time.
>it shit in my yard multiple times
>time to get rid of the evidence
>bury dog and rest of animals in garden
>neighbors still looking for their lost dog
>I committed animal genocide in my neighborhood so I could watch some birds
>still have no regrets

I didn’t mean traps, I’m using this to fap too. I meant like handsome ass men who aren’t famous but have tons of Instagram pics.

pmub

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hahahaha nice

Bump, also keep going

bemp

D-did you just say Hardcore Mexican Christian? I see where this is going....

>Thanksgiving day is here
>woke up in my old room thinking this was all a dream
>mood is not great
>hear Mexican music playing in the ktichen
>see my boyfriend and my family all working on tonight's dinner
>mood goes from bad to happy
>cutie runs over to me and gives me a peck on the cheek
>"no homo"
>my face turns red while everyone laughs
>everything is is done being prepared, now we wait for it to cook
>an hour has passed, I'm woke up on the couch with this cutie laying on my lap.
>hear a loud knocking at the door
>I open it
>surprise, bio dad is here
>doesnt look to happy to see me
>gets even more uunpleasant when he see my boyfriend
>"Who's this?"
>"Nice to meet you, I'm your sons boyfriend" my love interest says
>"so everyone was right, you are a fag"
>he starts to get in my face and starts to push me around
>family tries to intervene but I tell them to stay out of it
>now I'm like a 180 5'8 scrawny white boy, my bio dad is this 6'4 270lbs built Mexican
>I work up the courage and punch him the jaw
>didnt work lol
>he's angry and now on top of me beating me
>cutie grabs a bottle and breaks it on my dad's head
>he's still going at me, so he grabs another bottle and breaks it on his head again
>that did the trick
>cutie is on the floor hyperventilating
>didnt know he had anxiety and panic attacks
>feel bad that i might've caused this

Cont..

Oi hermano, I can already sense that this story of yours doesn't end well......no matter how sweet it started out

holy shit! FUCK BIO DAD!!!

fuck i need this boy

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This is getting a little gay

nigga U gay

bump

Pre type this shit next time, you fag.

lol, agree. but at this point its worth the wait

BIODAD BTFO
Biodad: 0
Trap: 2

>I get up off the floor and try to get back on my feet
>see dad on his knees grabbing his head and trying to get back on his feet as well
>I couldn't let him get back up or else he might go after my cutie this time
>grab another bottle and hit him over the head
>didn't break but he didnt get back up
>family is still in shock
>you could cut the tension in the room with a knife, it was bad
>almost forgot about my cutie, he's in my room crying and still hyperventilating
>ask him if he's ok
>he's fine but he cries harder when he sees my face
>he says this all his fault and he shouldnt be part of this family
>my heart hurts again
>I pull him close and tell him that's not true and everyone loves you
>"what about your dad?"
>I told him not to worry because this was the last time he was ever going to see him
>cutie helps me get cleaned up and patches me up. You can tell he still feels bad
>bio dad is on the floor still
>fuck it, I'm hungry
>we all say what we're thankful
>"I'm thankful that I found you user"
>I started to cry
>we ate wonderfully that night and it didn't seem that bad after all
>bio dad wakes up and looks around the room
>looks at me, starts to walk up to me
>"if this is what you want, fine. But I no longer have a son" he says in Spanish
>grabs his coat and leaves

straight up
(or gay up in this case)

Im not even sure theyll be a next time haha. Im almost done, we're catching up to present right now

G E T T O T H E P O O P Y D I C K S

Fuck biodad honestly
Pretyping does help but don't listen to that faggot, he's just being a faggot

that's right bio dad! you get the fuck outta there!!

That's fine, please do tell more if you have anything

Biodad is a sham

Kek

yeet

>The morning after thanksgiving is here
>family gathers around and says their goodbyes
>cutie starts to tear up a little and says "thank you for accepting me into your family"
>they all group up for a group hug around him
>"you got your self a keeper there, mijo. Take care of him" my grandma says
>of course
>we drive back to our city
>cutie gets a call from her foster parents
>they found his biological mom
>she's in Vegas but she has recently been released from a mental ward
>she has paranioa schizophrenia and has a heroine problem
>cutie looks like he had all the life sucked out of him
>he was quiet the rest of the ride home
>apparently while she was pregnant with this cutie, she was doing hard drugs. Also he has a sister in Vegas too. Both of them have bad anxiety and panic attacks, sister also is allergic to herself
>we arrive at his home
>says he needs time to think
>tell him im here for him
He called me back about 5 days ago, he might move to vegas

bampers

>mexican grandma
>not %300 homophobic
I'm calling bullshit on all of this.

>He called me back about 5 days ago, he might move to vegas
NO! No no non onoononono pls no

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Thankfully my grandma isn't a hard ass when it comes to religion.

Holy shit, I'm so sorry user
I hope you're okay

Thanks for listening guys, but we're all caught up to the present now. I'll keep you updated if you guys are interested. We're going to talk about him going to Vegas tomorrow. Im nervous that i might lose him. But I dont want to seem selfish and keep him here with me

Are you seriously telling me you didn't get your dick in his pooper at least ONCE?No bjs or handjobs?

Unfortunately an accurate representation of the fetish

all the world's luck to you guys. hope things work out

after three long relationships that sunk because of women craziness (one legit went to a psychiatric ward) i'm cogiting getting myself a trap
women are a fucking nightmare to deal with

Me too man, after getting shat on by the only two girls that ever meant something to me i'm starting to think women can't be trusted. They both said i meant the world to them and that they loved me just to turn arround and shart my heart.

how the fuck does one get a trap gf? that's the question

There's plenty of them on tinder, but most of them are ugly as hell. Basically just skinny men with panties.

I got some head that thanksgiving night if that helps you a bit. He didn't know what he was doing and continued to lick the tip for a good bit. I eventually just layed him on his stomach and started hot dogging my wiener between his cheeks, came on his back and called it a night. But that's not interesting

I hope so too user
Thanks user

those are scary. reason nr 1 im not taking any chances on dating apps

user, don't be afraid to ask him to stay with you. You're not being selfish, you're being human. Just be clear that you understand and support whatever decision he makes and don't make him feel obligated to take one over the other. It sounds like the two of you have a real bond, and although it's up to him in the end, you're not wrong for wanting to preserve it.

Will do user, thanks for the advice