How do I make my computer faster?

How do I make my computer faster?

>uninstall system32 XD

Paint it black.

What kind of computer?

Have it on a skate running downhill

tried it. now it doesnt work

Download an SSD, faggot.

SSD, more RAM, better processor, remove adware/malware, simplify visual settings "Adjust the appearance and performance of windows", better graphics card, update system

paint it red instead of black
red is faster

don't use shit software or os

Get a SSD
Figure out what kinds of programs are running slowly and see if they rely on GPU or CPU and upgrade whichever.

look at this dumbass haha

Both wrong
You just need to paint two stripes down the centre of it

More RAM won't speed up your computer unless you're maxing out your RAM, it more effects how many programs you can actually have open at one time.

deditate more wam

Quads don't lie

make sure the stripes are red

strap it on your car and drive on highway.
if you want to go even faster, take it on a plane.

I want a fast computer so I paint it black.
It no works anymore, because i paint it black.

Put a spoiler on it

give it flame decals

Kek’d

And to users of computers who don't know much about them and don't have enough RAM to multitask, more of it makes it faster. Don't be pedantic.