Ask a McDonald’s employee anything

Ask a McDonald’s employee anything

Where do you work?

Why do you work?

Why don't your faggot ass ice cream machines ever work?

Why havent you spiked the grease with laxitives?

The employees actually break the machines on purpose. If they aren’t filled regularly they overheat and shut down for 24 hours. Many employees just chose to not fill it.

Hell

Why haven't you cummed into a cup of joe?

Bad place that gives you tendies

do u cum on the hamburgerz?

This. This a thousand times.

The grease would only be improved by this. Our grease is changed once a week and never cleaned in between. Its always black and smelly

We pour it in front of people

Where is the McDonald's closest to my house?

I dont actually work in kitchen. I mostly take orders/deal with you fuckers, make drinks/icecreams, and do fries

is it FUN?

Within 5 miles probs

Is your ice cream machine broken

was 100% pure laziness or too busy regarding filling when i worked at BK for 2 1/2 years
as for cleaning i was the only cunt that knew how to do it so you best hoped i was in on friday morning every 2 weeks

how many fries can you put in your ass?

When its late and the freaks start coming in its kinda cool. We make fun of all the neets and weirdos who come through

WHAT the fuck is that yellow shit in that cup?
Is that piss?

better yet why no chocolate ice cream

Do you ever trade people food for drugs?

True, but i take pleasure in depriving people of the pretend icecream

Big mac or quarter pounder?

Lol thats 2 day old orange juice

Answer me you whore

Faggots

Do you serve grapes?

Have you had any faggots asking about muh Schezuan Sauce?

quarter pounder