Itt we compare our dicks to common household items

Itt we compare our dicks to common household items.

Toilet roll thing edition

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U have a weird head my guy

16 oz beer can

Why are we always looking at each other's dicks?

Only have a pic next to my hand

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I hate these threads. Everyone's dick is bigger than mine.

I keep telling myself it's because no one with an 'average ' dick would brag and post it. But deep down I know the truth. I'm a tiny dick and I always will be.

dammit

Naw brah everyone just doesn't post their real dick. Stop being such a sad cunt.
>timestamp proves it nigger

Water bottle

Are you bigger than this poor sap?
If so, than don't feel bad.

only stupid niggers think giant dicks are good. Size queens are bitches that you don't need or want.

Take a fucking shower dude

Nice cock. You got anymore?

Truth right here Sup Forumsros. Soak it in and become this, in every fiber of your being.

My cock is like a third bigger when my gf and I mess around vs when I fap.
All you "small dick" fags should keep that in mind

no, just the one you saw

Ah bummer. Could you post more though?

that head seems to suffer against your boxers dude

Some more truth, my fag bros; if youre "smaller", learn to eat the pussy like a fucking champ. Chicks will fucking run through traffic to get to you.

Women get sick of guys with big dicks being so narcissistic about it

Well yea, it rubs all day when I walk. Nothing I can do about it

buy some soft underwear dude... that glans is looking bad

The teeth, fuuuuuck

I switched brands recently and it seems to help with the rubbing
Yea it's actually something I'm very attracted to. I love teeth gaps idk what to say

Me vs. US toilet paper roll.

>Itt we compare our dicks to common household items.

How about if you slice your dick off, faggot? GTFO of Sup Forums with this faggot spam.

some people get worried about their dick size... maybe he just wanted to chek if him was the average size...

No no, looks like shes going to bite that cock

+1 for teeth gaps

LOL here is the gif. She is talking

>some people

only the people who are guys

Nice. How big is it?

No teeth

Way, way too fucking thin. Literal pencil dick.

you have those traps or trans people out there too lol

Thanks, it's 7x7

LOL it's 5.5 around dude. 8x5.5, I wouldn't change a damn thing. She has a huge mouth btw. I fucking love it

Well played and well posted, sir. Those glasses hnnnng

Have an internet on me

Because we're so cool it's not gay.

Damn. Have you ever had a girl enjoy sex before? I'm not trying to put you down at all dude, I'm just saying that even 6" be hurting chicks alot

Nah i cant see it, i'm 8x6 but i cant see your girth, on mine its obvious but you seem to have just, such a thin dick.

True true.

"Some people worry about size"
>Only people with peenus'

LOL. Of course - my wife loves it, she cums buckets. :-)

Could you post more? I like how it looks.

More of her? tits?

Thanks! Sure, here's another one.

whats the paper w the hole in it

>cock ring
Ruined

Nice. Nice balls too.

Its a nice cock. I know it sounds odd...but please post more.

old pic. phone

kek
Actually true though. When with a girl my dick grows 1 or 2 centimeters more, though sometimes, really rarely, happens when fapping too.

Im really bad at dick pics
7.25inches long 6 inch girth

> whats the paper w the hole in it

This site does "verified" cock comparisons: thevisualiser.net

The paper is how one validates one's girth.


lol. the cock ring comes off, but I like 'em.

Thanks!

You got a nice body. Like how it curves down your dick!

Nice phone, gramps.

I kid, I kid, don't be a faggot

Nice try faggot. Next time try not using a mini-gatorade bottle.

>8x6
Doesnt post proof

Current fixing phimosis so my size isn't something to brag about, i'm not turning this into a e-dick competition, just stating i think he's lying about his girth and using myself as a valid comparison.

Thanks!

Thanks!

its the only gatorade bottles i have 12oz

damn i'm 7 x 6

You wouldn't mean sharing more would you?

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That's the site. 7x6 is still big - congrats.

Here's one more.

Wow really thick! How does anyone give you BJs!

i've never had my foreskin retract 100% with a static erection until i was fooling around with a girl. long periods of foreplay will do that if you're really aroused

The head looks like dried soap

Dude, how thick is a water bottle?

not well, generally. My first serious gf in HS could deep throat me. Had no idea at the time that was going to be a rare thing, lol.

I don't get a lot of anal action, either...

Like you getting anal sex?

6-7 inches, that looks like 7.

Wait is our dicks supposed to be flaccid lol everyone's looks hard lol

lol. was thinking more about not being able to put it in someone's ass, but no, don't I get many in my own ass, either.

damn 7" girth

not even a lot of porn with 7" girth

billy glide and this guy

He looks more like a chick than she does.

bro your dick looks just like mine

Don't think it would fit!

Source?

filename

:)

Thicc

Throwing alot of shade for someone who don't post anything. Just saying

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Awesome head.

Whats yous size

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Thanks bro. It's definitely something past gfs have enjoyed

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My dick has a twin lol

Shit.....how big and thick?

7 x 6

Its a nice cock. You got more?

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Nice

Perfection....Please more.

Heh. Notice there's no black dicks because they don't need to compare all the fucking time. Jesus. How about toning down the desperation and insecurity A LITTLE?

Don't reply. I'm not even lurking this pathetic thread.

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My hand is a common household item right?

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