/brit/

Brainlet who doesn't get entry-level math problems edition

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Brit is actually pretty comfy, reminder we are our dads favourite son.

turns out i have eye insurance so i shall be scheduling an eye appointment

no there's a 50% chance its door 3

Getting drunk on a Wed night ed.

HERE YA GO BRAINLETS

>you pick door 1
>33% chance it is in door 1
>66% chance it is in doors 2 or 3
>door 2 is opened, goat
>with 2 out of the picture, there is now a 66% chance it is behind door 3

*shoves a didgeridoo up your bunghole*

Dad hates us, stop being a fgt.

Me too. Think I'm an alcy.

can nicotine cause insomnia ?

>55 degrees Fahrenheit
Would love to live in a place where it's like that all year round.

thoughts on this girl?

dunno what it is about her but she really get me going desu

Britain sucks balls. Why don't you fellate the Queen's hairy balls you fags?

yeah its a mild stimulant

>how does this probability problem work i don't understand
>no that's wrong i know how probability works

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Ekki testa

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just woke up

going to bed at 7pm and waking up at 4am is comfier than going to bed at 4am and waking up at 1pm

might make a habit of this

does she have muscular dystrophy

that canadian shitposter posts the same exact threads to at least 3 different boards all at the same time, idk how he does it

End yourself at the neck leaf. Yanks are the true descendants of the British Empire.

Good lad. Already into my second bottle of whiskey.

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she hasn't mentioned anything about muscular dystrophy

t. rookie

Deffo. I've been waking up at 2am recently and it's very nice.

Fuck off Jocko Willink

There are 2 doors, one has a car and the other has a goat. There's a 50% of chance of choosing the door with the goat. The chance doesn't just magically increase because a door with a goat behind it had just been revealed.

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500ml bottle?
Jameson?
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Literally still awake past 1pm and i haven't even been a NEET for a year.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

>Magnolia
VERY good lad

browsed Sup Forums lol

the inside left side of my cheek is a painful mess

think a tooth is growing out that's cutting up all the cheek flesh

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Why don't you LIFT /brit/? I always do exercises in the morning, even this girl does

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Not giving you anymore (You)s.

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This you, ruggers Paddy?

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i explained it as simply as possible and you still don't understand it

life as a brainlet must be tough

got a dentist appointment at 12.30 and still havent slept 2bh

>character is depressed in tv/film
>australian psychedelic rock starts playing

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Bounces into you

g'day g'day

1pm as in you haven't gone to bed in 36 hours? or did you mean 1am

sauce

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wisdom teeth

if it hurts it's probably caught on your gums and you need to get them removed.

not a fan of psychopaths but not a fan of cucks either
im a bit of a radical centrist ngl

I swear the same guy does the voice narration for all documentaries in Britain

if you aren't baiting you are actually retarded

Me?

imagine the guy from "Come Dine With Me" narrating Attenborough docs

don't think i'd want to befriend any of you spackers IRL

I'm down to post memes
but not my soul
Thailad said this in 94
"We don't love them hoes!"

little known fact: PJW used to make cricket videos
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>Teenie Weenie Boppie - France Gall
A couple more by her you're probably already familiar with: Poupee De Cire, Poupee De Son, Laisse Tomber Les Filles.
>L'Antiquite - Stone
One of my favourite songs of all time. It's sounds so fucking cool.
>C'est La Mode - Annie Philippe
Also recommend checking out the video for Le Mannequin if it's still on Youtube.
>Hip Hip Hip Hurrah - Claude Francois
French cover + original lyrics of Hip Hug-Her by Booker T. & the M.G.'s
>Au Secours Aidez-Moi - Sophie Mansart
Some of these songs are French remakes of English songs. This one is a remake of Hokie Pokie Girl - Freddy Cannon. It's interesting to see how different another band can make a song sound.
>Tu Veux Ou Tu Vuex Pas - Brigitte Bardot
French yeye version of a great Brazilian song called Nem Vem Que Não Tem by Wilson Simonal.
>Les Framboises - Stone
Cover of You're So Good To Me by The Beach Boys
>Fille Ou Garcon - Stone
Cover of Sloop John B.
>Pourquoi Ne Veux Tu Pas De Moi - Sandie Shaw
French version of a song she also covered in English called Too Bad You Don't Want Me by Chris Andrews.
>C'est Pas Prudent - Alice Dona
>Je Ne Vois Rien - Les Problemes
Harder sound than any of the other songs, so check it out if you particularly like rock'n'roll.
>Palladium - Liz Brady
French cover of a song called The Hip by The Sparkles.
>Je Suis Folle De Tant T'Aimer - Arlette Zola
Very nice melody.
>Couleur Café - Serge Gainsbourg
Not yeye, but still one of my favourite French songs. The video is sexy, too.
>La musique et la danse - Christie Laume
And Rouge, Rouge by Christie Laume are two of the purest YeYe songs in my playlist.
>Le pape du pop - Stephane Varègues
>Exitissimo - William Sheller
Short, psychedelic guitar piece. Great video.
>Le Jeu Du Téléphone - Radiomatic
French cover of Music To Watch Girls By.
>7 Heure Du Mat - Jacqueline Taieb
Very nice garage, almost beatnik song.
>Pas de Chiqué - Adélé
One of my favourites.

>black guys with beards

NOT a fan

any kpop man in?

enjoy your ban, dickhead

well it's flat to the mat with the party hat

>In search of a new car, the player picks a door, say 1. The game host then opens one of the other doors, say 3, to reveal a goat and offers to let the player pick door 2 instead of door 1.


Why the fuck did the player pick a door then? what was the point? why pick a door if the host opens another door?

me and the gf

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I'd rather get a goat desu

what would I get banned for? am I not allowed to share my playlist with someone I told in the other thread I was going to share?

fuck off autismo yank

Fantastic, thanks! Lot of new stuff for me to check out here.

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>The googly will take some time to master..
>Normie steak

...than a GF? Paki detected.

fuck off

Especially since it's a magic goat that increases probability

just a reminder that I found this video and shared it with /brit/ x

np. hope you enjoy some of it. cheers, lad.

love white American culture

no...
than a car

have you not been paying attention to the thread you dumb yank?

still not understanding this monty hall paradox

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious according to Oscar Wilde

>have you not been paying attention to the thread
No I haven't. I went to get myself another beer and only refreshed the thread later.

about to shag an 18 year old

want to come to a car show with me tomorrow? all my other mates said they can't/didn't reply

>you will never discover an island and name it after yourself, a childhood sweetheart or just make a joke

File nonce filth get out

I even have a couple of croissants in the cupboard. Pot of coffee, croissants and jam, and a bit of retro French pop to start my day.

yeah

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don't drink enough water but i'm not really thirsty either

can you please explain the monty hall paradox to me

He was just the Milo Yiannopoulos of his time

this wasn't me btw, I'm not a brainlet and know how to use google

Not really. Being gay is about the only thing they have in common.

*sniffs the air*

THAILAD!!!

samefag

really fancy the old flatmate lads

Looks like fred armisen and she also looks not all there mentally.

Did you see this video? alright

slow day huh lads

>THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?!?!

really wish i had some adderall

ban is over
thanks hiro

Thailaaaad