Ask an actual jedi knight anything

Ask an actual jedi knight anything.

Do you suffer from mental illness or are you just an insufferable manchild?

Do you ski or snowboard?

Are you the chosen one?

what's your favorite simpsons episode?

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what are the sentinels like in person?

the one where they destroy the sith

Why, after all the drama of the Skywalker saga, are Luke and the remaining Jedi's not strong enough to kill JJ Abrams and unfuck this god damn brewing disaster?

Only disclosable to council members and fellow knights

So when exactly were you diagnosed with autism?

8/10

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ive yet to visit icy planets such as Hoth

bc minichlorines aren't enough to kill da juice

i have an abnormally high midichlorian count

Can you force far?

indeed i can

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

no

O sure, tell me a story, creepy old dude who asked me out to the theatre. Don't tell me. I can't wait til the part where they're in bed together...

Can you force objects into your own arse? Many of whom here say they can, but none ultimately deliver. Show us your darkside.

Are you mortal enemies with that guy that says is a legit sith

sith detected, I must turn you over to the council

I thought the force was something that was in all things and it was strong in you when you took time to learn and become one with it in harmony,

not, get your blood tested by some gadget.

saying he's a sith would be an absolute so that likely means he himself is a sith

only those with persistence and will may strengthen the bond buy some of us are more gifted than others

how do you like BF2? If u don't like you're not one with the force.

Bf2
2
rule of 2
Sith confirmed, i must turn you over to the council

Hi from the sith thread!

i must turn you over to the council

What's waiting in the bushes of love?

Are you threatening me master jedi?

I am the senate

attachments are forbidden for jedi

not yet

How does your light sabre deflect JDAM's user?

the force will protect me and I will easily cast your attacks aside

Are you harboring Jews?

Is your first name Kim?
Middle name Jong

if they are a threat to the galactic republic then we will deal accordingly with them.

Prepare ze ovenz!

my holo communicator is near death and I must go. Long live the republic, end of answers

Live Long And Prosper!