How can I pick up women at bars while spending little to no money?

How can I pick up women at bars while spending little to no money?

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>be hung like a niggar
>buy them a water
>chloroform
>???
>butt raep
> proftit

Not a negro so rape is out

dang baby.
w

well cum fuc me instead

am willign

whos is this whore

>loves her gutthole

>Go to bar.
>Find the alley behind bar
>Service strangers for money
>Profit????

Get there half hour before bar closes. You will be only sober guy there you’ll have the pick of the litter, and only buy one beer

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I've thought of that but isn't that bottom of the barrel tier at that point?

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moar of this whore

Anymore?

Nah you will be surprised, a lot of the bitches, hsve been blowing guys off all night, acting like theynare not interested. They hsve been drinking, gettting horny, and are ripe for the picking

Club the single one's(the fatties) when their levaving alone then take em to the bushes and go to town. Works like a charm

well bars don't close til like 3am so aim for around 130-2? what am i suppose to do in the meantime plus i get sleep around that time

my roommate goes to bars a little before they close just to pick up drunk chicks. you don't need to impress them they'll basically just come home with you cause they're drunk and horny. but just a warning: for every decent girl that comes home with him there will be five nasty ones.

I definitely dont want any nasty ones i'm old and stressed out to deal with shitty sex

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you want to play the game you gotta train user. Sleep before you go to the bar, get up,around midnight, take a shower, relax and then go tomwork. Damn man you want that pussy you need to work for it

just go to backpage or humaniplex or any other online website and call a girl to have sex with, noob. its not 1998 anymore where you have to be super careful about talking to people online. its how prostitutes get work now. street hookers are the straight trafficked girls.

What the fuck I'm not doing that, what if I don't leave with a girl? Then I'm up all fucking night for nothing
Dude I fucking hate hookers they suck ass. Plus the whole point is NOT to spend money

my roommate has no standards so he doesn't really care. He thinks if he fucks tons of chicks he's a player, even though they're all drunk and ugly. If you only want acceptable chicks then your success rate will definitely be lower. But remember: alcohol is your friend and so is last call at the bar.

Yeah I know that but I've been out of the game for a long time man. It's been like two years since I've picked up a girl at the bar. But I really need some sex or at least a phone number to TRY to get some action. There's a college bar I really want to go to tomorrow night but I'm hurting for cash here. Anyway I might try heading there at 1-130, that way I'm not too far from last call and can case out the place and try to find a decent grill

You are a fucking idiot, no wonder you don’t get laid. Go to sleep at three in the afternoon on Saturday stupid get up at midnight, you need more than 9 hours of sleep. You are pathetic, this has to be bait, nobody is this stupid

That's not the point. What the hell am I suppose to do all fucking night, watch porn and jerk off until the morning? My sleep schedule is fucked as it is and I need to get into the habit of waking up earlier anyway. Doing what you're saying makes no sense.

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Idiot you have all day Sunday to get back into routine.You will have had your eight hours plus from 3 to Midnight. As for jerking off if you do whst I’m telling you you will be fucking from 3 am till whenever in the afternoon, take the girl back to get her car if she couldn’t drive, or take her home then it is late afternoon, rat, go to bed at 10 get up at six Monday rigjt back on schedule.

The difference is I'll be having sex with her whereas if I leave alone I can at least head to sleep by 3-4 and not have wasted my entire day for nothing

Charm her stupid ass or some shit just know we're competing

Just go on tinder dates you cheap charlie

Yeah right
Lol tinder, just get out

Lol I’m out user. You are impossible, I give up. Good Luck

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Just face it your a pathetic loser. Even drunk girls would not want you.

Well someone don't deserve some fire ass poon. Shit tude ninja

Whatever you say friendo
Tinder is a fucking waste of time I'm not going on that bullshit. I never get matches on that shit

Not that ungrateful fuck.
>Tell me more sensei
Stories, tips?

Pick up chicks at a library instead. That shits free. The next date you can go star gazing because you suck. And also it’s free.

why the fuck would you wanna pick up women from a bar?

For cheap easy sex? Not everyone here is underage like you

This

Nigger, I get hella pussy, but I don't have to go to a shitty bar like you. These bitches come to me and suck my penis.

Show up 10 mins before closing and wait outside

okay chad
why would i wait outside?

Lift with your legs, not your back.

Go to the bar about a half hour before closing. Take the scraps.

>underage like you

rofl.

for one, if you're not willing at least to buy a girl drink at a bar. your a fucking pleb.

two, if you need to go to Sup Forums to get advice, (btw, there is a WHOLE board for that... /adv/) on how to talk to females, you are a pathetic pleb.

and finally, third... have some goddamn self respect and talk to them like they are a person. i've gotten more ass at parties by talking to a female whilst her friends are busy getting drunk of their asses while a bunch of loser and equally drunk dipshits watch and hope that one of them magically trips and falls on their dick.

so, to summarize, quit trying to prey on drunk girls because you have no game... and actually talk to women.

now who sounds underage.

You do, since I didn't ask for advice for how to talk to women number one. I asked how to spend as little money as possible while getting laid at a bar, big difference. And I'm not looking to get a girlfriend here so all that shit you're saying it moot.

>quit trying to prey on drunk girls
lol, how "pc" of you. come back when you learn how the real world works kid

>didn't ask for advice for how to talk to women
>getting laid at a bar

so what's your plan? to NOT use words and get laid?

>learn how the real world works

let's just say you some how get a girl to come back to your place (parents house) with you, even though you didn't talk to them. and let's just say, for arguments sake, you actually get them naked (omg a vaj!) how good do you think the sex is going to be?

ITT: OP just turned 21 and is getting schooled :p

I see you're a literal dumbass. It's alright, when I was in high school I wasn't too bright either.
I sure am. Don't you have in the morning?

>not knowing how to greentext
>>>/reddit/

Why are you getting this assblasted you dumb nigger? I'm not that user but he is right; you are acting all high and mighty even though you are asking for advice about how to be a cheap ass.

>I see you're a literal dumbass.

how so?

>Don't you have in the morning?

wut.

he's pissed because he's slowly realizing that poon is not as easy to score as it is in the movies he snuck into his bedroom.

Not OP, but he probably gets more than you, dumb highschooler. Don't you have class tomorrow?

how am i acting assblasted? and it's not about being a "cheap ass", but i'm not making a lot of money right now and even if I was there's no real reason to spend assloads of money at the bar anyway unless it's somebody's birthday

ruffies

clearly samefag.

way to recover the whole "Don't you have in the morning?"

now, if you want real advice, ill answer questions. if you want to keep on this adventure of easy poon with no effort, i can't help you.

No it's not samefag and while I would screenshot normally, I'm not gonna bother for an underage fag

Anyway I'm heading off to sleep, I got the advice I needed

>no real reason to spend assloads of money at the bar anyway unless it's somebody's birthday

oh jesus fucking christ this kid is as green as kermit the frog.

yeah, whatever bud.

>oh jesus fucking christ this kid is as green as kermit the frog.
and your mom's pussy is as pink as the pink panther

be the bar tender
get behind the stick, get her cash, and give her dick.
EZ PZ!!!

it's simple. Wrap your arms around her and lift. You just picked up a woman without spending a dime!

aw, now we're resulting to "your mom" jokes?

i got one...

your mom raised your candy ass so soft you can't say hi to the 50 year old cashier lady at the gas station that checks out your monster drink without getting a semi and blushed at the same time.

A thinkin man

I don't get the burn here. Pussy is supposed to be pink. So is he calling his mom healthy?

I think OP went to bed sad. Fully erect.. but sad.

GAY

Lol bud it isn't 2009. "Pickup artistry" isn't a thing anymore.

If you go to the bar with the attitude of a dude lurking for pussy, no one is gonna give you the time of day. If you go, drink a beer slowly, tip the bartender well, look and feel confident in a place where you are welcome, you will be a much more attractive person to other people (both sexually and platonically). Small talk is vital. Don't be sexually aggressive, talk to everyone (including men). Be there to make friends. It turns out that people with a lot of friends have sex frequently. If you're asking every woman at the bar to come home with you (or, let's be real, just kinda glaring at them all creepily), no one is gonna take you up on it. If you're the life of the party, people are going to be down to clown.

thank you. i tried telling OP that and all he wanted was how to get a drunk girl home.

i'm like dude, you're missing the fun parts

femanon here

women dont go to bars for free drinks. they are looking for some dick. its just an easy way for you to get your foot in the door and an easy way for us to let you. with that said if im going to give up my pussy you better damn well buy me some drinks and more

This fuck you mean, 'And more'?

op has a chip on his shoulder. He thinks the world owes him shit and is bitter women don't just throw themselves at him. He might even be an incel. He needs to grow the fuck up.

So you can play the fake taxi lol

meth

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lol!!!!!!!!!!

same bro. been 2 years. txt game is hard af nowadays too. everygirl has completely different intentions. some want the bootycall others want you to develop a friendship n shit. others are waiting to hear the right phrases like its a fuckin game. tired of the stupid ass games. its so much easier just to pickup the girl and fuck her that same night

lmao tinder is trash

most people dont. only a select handful get responses. its pretty much like playing the lotto unless youre genetically an 8+. bitches have unrealistic af standards on there. ive seen girls that would fuck a fuckin 4 in almost any given real life situation, turn down regular looking dudes because they wernt hot enough lmao. whats hilarious are all the fat broads out there being picky as shit on tinder when you know goddamn well theyd literally take any dick that wuld have them

>quit trying to prey on drunk girls

lmfao. the majority of hookups in the world happen on alcohol. most women intentionally liquor themselves up to make putting out mentally acceptable to themselves since we live in a society where women are shamed for being sexually open.

tl;dr version: everyone has sex drunk. thats the entire reason bars exist dumbass

PUA movement singlehandedly ruined dating everyone. shits so much harder now than it was pre-2009. even the rave scene where it used to be like shooting fish in a barrel, is hard af to pickup now. those dumbasses scared all the pussy into being defensive

'give up my pussy'

you literally just put yourself on the same level as a street whore

Fat Chicks
>thread

just be a good dancer. show them your moves. talk em up. no need to buy them a drink if you seduce them with your body and charm