I'm trying to be gay for my first time. I posted on craigslist and didn't get any replies

I'm trying to be gay for my first time. I posted on craigslist and didn't get any replies.

Sup Forums, how do you go gay for the first time?

You just are gay you fucktard. You dont go gay all of a sudden.

where ya from?

I'm not gay if I've never been gay. I've only been with women but I want to suck a dick.

Grindr

^this

also adam4adam and squirt work too

I feel ya. My soon to be ex-wife has always wanted to watch me suck a dick, and I totally would but like - where do you find a young willing guy who you can trust doesn't have 600 STDs?

I dunno brother.

Be honest and candid in your CL ads if using it and you'll find that people will more likely be the same.
As for Grindr, look for guys who take PREP, it's an AIDS preventative, but that's about where the useful info stops. Most guys on Grindr are there because they want to fuck, and load sof bi-guys too. Your chances are pretty good.

this thread makes no sense

you don't 'go gay'

if you want to suck a dick that's fine. i recommend not sucking a random one.

If I want to suck my first dick, how would you suggest I do it?

I've sucked 8 dicks in the last month or so. Ask me what you must.

my first time was with a guy in highschool. after that mostly craigslist and then grindr when that got popular.

Go to a porn cinema. That way you can build up to doing whatever you want without feeling pressured.

Don't do it bro. I promise cl is fucked up.
One dude I met off there had such a tint dick. This other guy way like old and fat as fuck and drunk and disgusting. Literally people off cl are gross.
There is like a 1 in 25 chance you find someone decent.
It is just not worth it.
If you wanna fuck dudes on the low. Commute to a gay bar outside your area rent a hotel for a night or 2.
Meet the dude then fuck. When you leave it's behind you.
But I'm just an occasionally gay floater so maybe you different

grindr is the way to go. I’ve had 3 gay experiences on it and I was satisfied with all 3.

boy puss or gtfo

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I've considered this. I might just do it, but if we are being frank, I might get a CL dude to take a shower before I see him, unlike some super shady and smelly dude at a cinema. I know if a woman smells bad I hate it, which means if a dude stinks, I'll hate it.

>I'm trying to be gay
>didn't get any replies
so ugly you can't even get some dude to cornhole you for free

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Part of the problem I realize is I don't send any pics. They don't know how good looking I actually am.

By eating buckshot faggot.

>I'm not sure if he's dead, better shoot him in the ass too

dang, send moar so i can cum

hole pic?

ive fucked a lot of guys of cl, i'd say about 8, most of them are decent just gotta filter a lot out. also I always have my gun on me in a purse (I cross dress) just incase they're weird. one man kept fucking me after I had cum like an hour before hand and I kept telling him I needed to go home, he wouldn't stop fucking me and sucking my ear on my back, was a little scary, (i'm only 140 lbs) he was about 300. Just be careful if you get a weird vibe just don't do it.

K, question. If I've never sucked a dick before, is that something I should advertise in a CL ad? Seems to me a first timer would be interesting.

Nah, I think that you should wait for someone to hit you up first, and then tell them. Don't want to be bringing in an unwanted crowd, fresh meat always brings out some freaks.

Of course, you might find someone else who wants to experiment as well as a top, and can get it on from there? It's your call, but for the time being, I suggest you keep it out.

-The OG Dick Rater

I posted my experience over on /hm/ the faggot board just a couple days ago. Thought I might as well repost here....

be 29
> marriage failing, life unravelling
> try my hardest to keep family together
> find out wife has been unfaithful, screwing one of her employees
> last straw
> fuck that bitch, how do I get back at her???
> been bi curious, expected to never go there because married, nothing stopping me now
> add profile to hook up app
Bio goes: No experience with dudes at all and probably not even gay. But I've just been cheated on, am angry and I want to get back at her. So its time to go there. Be warned I don't know what I want to do, I'll probably be nervous AF and if its not working for me I'll leave half way through. I'm a mechanic, I work out, I'm fit, I have stamina- my preference is that you will be similar type.
> get a few responses
> incl one where guy says
I'm 26, brick layer. On a drought with women, works too busy no chance to meet them. Never been with a guy. Time to man up.
> hit him up, yep he seems like the one to go with
> book hotel room, go there at 4pm
> standing at the door so fucking nervous
> he opens it, ok cool, he just looks and acts like a normal dude
> shake hands go in sit down for a bit, have a beer start chatting bout cars
> 3 minutes in he asks 'you still wanna do this?'
> fuck it, why not mate, lets roll
> he walks over taking shirt off
Cont...

Nice ass give it to daddy....

CONT

> he sits down, starts rubbing my back and shoulders
> ok not too weird
> it all kicks off
> just go ballistic on each other
> we stand up he literally rips my shirt off
> kissing, hands going everywhere, stripping each other
> push him hard against the wall and stand back
> one arm on his shoulder keep him pinned there, other hand goes down to his cock, start fapping him
> just look at his body while I jerk him
> his knees bend a little he sinks down a bit and is grunting a little
> pushes me onto the bed
> kneeling facing each other butt naked
> two hard dicks
> I lean down, get my lips around him
> get straight into cocksucking, surprised how easy it is
> not sure why some chicks complain about it
> spend the next hour going to town on each other. We were rough. Got hurt, got bruised. Had to take breathers, had to shake it out. It felt like an mma fight mixed with dogs fucking. And while neither of us had done this before, we figured it out quickly.
> he lies on his stomach legs apart. I put on condom and lube up
> play around a bit
> takes some effort but get in
> hes grunting saying 'oww ouch fucking hurts'
> can't get far, he's so tight it hurts me too
> keep pushing, head goes in, I'm like 'fuck me that feels good'
> work it while holding his head down into the pillow
> still hurts me but its a good hurt, so I keep at it
> can't really get anything but my head in and there's no gliding, its just a sharp jerky kind of feeling
> blow in seconds
> I cum more because I'm overpowering a guy not because of any physical feeling in my dick
> he said it hurted like fuck and his butt feels like its on fire

I think "regular" gays enema and might use a dildo on themselves before fucking

>> get straight into cocksucking, surprised how easy it is
>> not sure why some chicks complain about it

> get straight into cocksucking, surprised how easy it is
> not sure why some chicks complain about it

This is what I want to do, and have first hand knowledge of. Thanks for posting that.

> says he wants to fuck me now
> no way nigger not after what you just told me about how it feels
> he holds me down and kind of tries, and i have to push him off. For a second im worried hd might actually try forcing it in
> im a big guy too so wouldve defended mysepf if he went there
> still like the guy, still happy to keep playing around
> finished him with oral
> lie on my back, he puts a knee on either side of my head and I suck him
> he ends up supporting himself by holding onto the bedhead, feet only part of him touching the bed, he fucks my mouth
> fucking athletic as fuck
> no way I could support myself like that, I lie there staring at his abs and am pretty impressed with his stamina
> I was worried about tasting cum, but he took over and I knew I wasn't going to have a choice
> blows in my mouth, I swallow straight away, take it all
> goes straight down didn't even touch the sides. Surprised that I dont taste a thing
> again can't figure out why girls complain
> collapse in fucking heap
> sweating chests heaving trying to catch our breath
> lie there for 20 minutes trying to take it in, shower together
> it feels cool to be showering, no room in here but ok to be so close and squeezed up like this
> decide we like it and want more
> hook up 6 times over next month
> wife is sorry, wants to try again
> tell her I've been faithful 'haven't even touched another woman'- she didn't ask about men so I didn't lie
> we reconcile, rebuild marriage
> my friend and I see each other about once a month for sneaky hookups
> lunchtime, or a trip to the dump, out to get petrol, we meet somewhere discrete
> fuck or suck whatever we can do where we are
I feel bad for doing this behind my wife's back. Sex with her is great, she's soft, has curves, smells great. But he's a whole different ball game. its a great release being with him. And I love the work out and bruises

Do you ever feel like you'd want to be with him as a full time partner/husband instead of your wife?

Yeah that's the thing I just did not understand. Its easy, provided I suppose the guy isn't weird or gross. Idk I've only sucked one dick, sure I've done a lot of times, but have no experience of other dudes.
Part of me wishes I hadn't gone there, but what's done is done. Can't change anything now, just accept it as something that happened, and is still going on.

Yeah figure that one out. Ive screwed him a couple times, its ok but too much to organise. Most times we just do a quick suck which is easy and less trouble.

No mate. He's engaged and gonna get married next year. So we will pretty much shut it down. Yeah its fun, buts its a terrible thing to do to our partners.
I only like it coz its easy sex, no drama, no hassles, don't have to listen to him whine about social media shit or his feelings. So while that aspect is good I could never have a proper relationship with a guy. The dynamic would be completely different.
I hate anything faggy, it grosses me out. So I could never picture myself holding hands in public with a guy. Would hate anyone like family or friends seeing me with a dude knowing he fuck around. So I'm probably pretty homophobic t b h. Might sound hypocritical, but its the truth.

This reply was for (you)

I made an add on craigslist to suck cock. When I got to the guys house he made me suck him then he fucked me for 1hour straight. I couldnt walk afterwards. He still calls me all the time and makes me come please him.

Had you ever cheated on your wife before with anyone?
Have you ever cheated at all in your life?
I'm trying to figure out your guilt. Do you feel bad because you weren't entirely honest by saying "you haven't been with another woman" or do you feel a personal guilt about being with a man? Like it's something you shouldn't have done regardless if you are married or not?

Here's the thing with me. I don't particularly like anal sex with women. Yeah it's fun in the heat of the moment sometimes but for me, there's nothing more boner-killing than poop-dick.

I don't find guy sexually attractive. I just want to give a guy a blowjob. I know that doesn't make sense, but it's where I'm at.

I started out like that, but eventually you will want more. For me, I met up with an older man every day after school and gave him blowjobs. But one day he told me that if I want to to keep blowing him then I need to let him fuck my ass. I really liked sucking so I said ok. After the 3rd time I started to like it.

I'm not sure mate why I feel this way. I'm very strict about fidelity. I've never cheated in anyone before. Even in hs. I don't like cheaters, never have.
So I don't know why I feel comfortable doing this with my... well basically he's just a fwb.
We know nothing really about each others lives. And often our hook ups are just 5 minutes then fuck off and don't see each other for a few weeks.
So for that reason maybe I don't feel like I'm cheating??? Either way I don't wanna make this thread about me, just thought I'd share my experience of how I hooked up with a dude. But probably relevant that how its ended up and kinda complicated my life now.

I'm asking you these questions because I too am married. You're doing what I plan to do, that's why I'm asking. I just want to know what I might be getting myself into. :D Thanks for sharing your experience, I appreciate it. Really I do.

No worries mate. Not sure what posts itt have been yours. Why are you considering this? Are you a blokey bloke? Do you feel in any way homo? Or do you just want the new experience of a hard fast relief? That's what got me down this path and the lack of bullshit and fucking around is what keeps him and me seeing each other.
I love being with my wife, the sex is great. But as you know, it can take a lot of work and effort. Sometimes I'm not in the mood for that. Having someone who is happy to just unzip you and give a quick blowies is fucking amazing. And I honestly don't mind reciprocating. I don't see it as gay, its just getting a mate off.

This is why I want to try and give a guy a BJ: As a married guy, I know how sex life suffers. I'd like to be in a position where I could help another guy in my situation, and he could help me because we each understand that we don't get enough sex. As you said, getting a bloke off. (we would probably say "bros" in the states :D)

I don't feel gay. I in fact love women. But I know I and many others don't get all we need, and figure theres got to be a way to help each other.

All good. I get you completely. Maybe post something like I did, but tailor it to yourself
> am totz straight, but wanna try this, only interested in inexperienced guys like me. Someone I could share a beer and pizza whose not gonna cause me problems in my home life. Just quick easy fun.

I'm glad I'm not the only person on earth who came to the same conclusion. I probably won't love giving a BJ, but I will love _getting_ one. The net gain trade-off is what I'm hoping for.

I made a craigslist posting with pics after smoothing up a bit. I found an older total top, late 50's hung, says he wants to host me, take viagra, and use me. I'm nervous but I've wanted to try something like this for a long time. He wants to host a ways away and is willing to reimburse me for time and travel.