Have't seen a Confession Thread in a while

Have't seen a Confession Thread in a while
So lets hear some stories

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I'm posting in this thread when I really should be working.

Since the shift started I've been paid for 8 hours. I've spent about 6 of those shitposting on Sup Forums and one of them fapping.

I'm probably getting fired soon.

I've been banned from Sup Forums for filling communist threads with gay porn up to the image limit.

I’d like to confess about cheating on my gf for 2 years with random females from cl. Not proud of it but I can’t ignore the fact that it happened and thus it ended my relationship.

I secretly believe that op is a faggot

That's not a secret. Everyone already knows OP is a faggot.

I'm happier and making way more money selling weapons than when I was in medicine.

you could probably make even more money selling medicine to people shortly after selling weapons to them

they musta been some fucking hefers since cl never works for hookups.

I want to get my leg amputated.

i touched my female cousin's tits while she was asleep, at least in 3 separate occasions. I was so horny for her that once i created a whole stupid scenario that took 2 days just so i could see her boobs for 5 seconds.

And everyone knows you two aren't contributing anything to this thread so fuck off

I visited several swinger parties

i want to fuck a bird.

an actual, physical bird.

why?

Jerked off on a teacher's cushion when she was away. Didn't nut, but still felt good then. Look back on it with shame.

When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I had an older brother (about 11 or 12) who would shower with me when my parents weren't home. He'd make me suck him off, stick it in my ass, etc. Now he's a 27-year-old weird-ass fuck who watches Octonauts, started dating an even weirder 17-year-old last year, and just proposed to her today. I've officially disowned him.

I cant explain fully.
I already fake injuries by buying casting supplies and wearing fake casts but I crave something more permanant.

Elaborate

oh that kind of thing. I forget the name for that condition.

it's a bad idea but it is possible. expect to have to go to a third-world shithole to get it done though, no western doctors are gonna risk their career on the fact you want fewer legs.

Octonaughts are awesome bruh

I am a ?Straigh? guy who has a crush on a homosexual.
I work with him and can't wait to see him when I get to work. I love talking with him and enjoy his cute little laugh (And ass of course, when he bends over) But... But I don't know how to tell him that I want to be more then friends. (For more then one reason)

Read this, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_limb

It started out I would cast myself and drive far out where I wouldnt encounter people I know. I love the stares and attention. But that turned into me wearing a full leg cast for three months earlier this year. People were so helpful and nice its just intoxicating.

Im already well aware.

Pics or it didn't happen faggot.

I'm in love with my ex girlfriend who is married now but visits several times a year

I like looking at naked women pictures and video. I also play with my penis when I look at them.

I may have inadvertently "ruined" this girl's life when I was in High School. Long story short, this 8th grader had a huge crush on me when I was a senior. Took her virginity, basically made her my fucktoy for my senior year, then went off to the military and never spoke to her again. Even went out of my way to ignore her on social media (Facebook was young and MySpace was still a thing back then, this is how long ago it was).

After my six-year enlistment, I went back home to visit my parents before moving to start college (GI Bill baby). I met a friend of mine who knew the girl I used in High School. Apparently she:

-Became the class slut around freshman year
-Got caught giving a dude one year above her head in the boy's locker room, then got him kicked out/brought legal charges against him when she manipulated everyone into thinking he forced himself on her
-Apparently got crabs from some dude who then passed them to his GF, said GF beat the shit out of her and put her into the hospital for a few days (that girl also got expelled)
-Dropped out of HS halfway through her Senior Year for getting knocked up

On a bright note, apparently she now works at this really popular and high-end strip club in the city where the local football team usually goes after games...girls there can walk out with THOUSANDS in one night. My friend went there once and apparently she's still smokin' hot so she probably makes bank so who knows, maybe I helped her out.

Still feel like a dick about it.

I want to get fucked by a guy, but I'm too scared my girlfriend will find out. I've never done it before and the temptation is getting worse and worse...

When I was 21 I raced bicycles. After one 35 mi time trial, a college girl said I had a cute butt. I said, "You too," and patted her firmly on her butt. That was the end of it.

Since I am neither famous or an elected official, I believe I am safe for now.

Losing your virginity and getting dumped doesnt just make you a cum dumpster. Not your fault she's a slut

u are a faggot, plain and simple

So I live with one of my best friends and his fiancee, also a friend. known her for 2 years, him for probably 10 (friends for like 5-6)

me and her fucked and he doesn't know. now I want to move out because she "chose to go back to him" even though she confessed her feelings for me.

He knows that we have feelings for each other but ever since she "chose him" again, he thinks it's all fine.

Do I tell him before I move out or never tell him? She said she'd never forgive me if she did and now she's "pretending" like everything's fine and she's inviting me places with them. fuck that

true
she prolly had some issues with her dad or something to begin with

MOS?

Um should I try not to see him or.. I don't know what to do.

I'm still a virgin at the age of 22. I tell people that I'm not because I don't want to be ridiculed.

If being bi makes me a faggot, then alright.

I dunno what it is. Maybe the curiosity of it? The fact that I haven't done it yet? I have no clue but I'm so close to it doing it...

Hey me too

You're a bad friend.

oh I know, and I want to tell him for that precise reason. it's eating me up inside. I hope he never forgives me tbh, and I wouldn't tell him where I moved to etc

and the ugly people losers that smell worse then dog shit and try to be better then people ugly way and is short and outnumber everybody try to be better then pople ugly way and so can be better then ugly popular people ugly way and they smell like poo and they read me ugly way so they going to change it up ugly way

LOL

I wish I had waited longer to have sex, and not had it with so many people. Got the clap twice. Consider myself lucky that's all I got.

1N4 was my AFSC. Intel type job, dunno what the Army equivalent is.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I haven't e over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ever live in San Angelo?

That's actually what my friend said when he told me about her.
AFAIK her father wasn't around and her mother worked basically from 6 in the morning to 9 at night, which is why we were able to do so much shit and never get caught.

What a loser

Wouldn't know. 3 years into being a Medic attached to Engineers. Shit sucks more dicks than OP. Calling it quits, no reup.

Nope.

I got 3 people kicked out of the military because I didn't take responsibility for my actions.

One of my friends in college was a former army medic. The stories she told me, man. She basically had the same attitude. When I deployed I was in one of Saddam's old palaces for six months. Never heard so much as a mortar. You guys had it rough though :/

sometimes i bump threads

I want my friends to fail and get fucked so I will be the best among them. I want them to work longer hours than me, make less money than me, and I want their kids to die or be disabled. Anything to be on top.

However, I want my family to succeed so that we will collectively be the best.

I met a dude just like you. He would actively talk his friends out of doing shit that could make their lives better too. For instance, he talked a mutual friend out of going to the gym every day (dude was losing weight and was on track to getting his life in track, but stopped and regained all the weight).

Class-A douchebag.

I'm dying

I approve!

I have spied on my female roomate in the shower and regularly jerk off with her underwear.

I have several thousand in cash savings that I would gladly pay to fuck my sister in law one time.

So....you're a tumor then?

I used to masturbate in my science class in highschool

lol wut u use ghost gunner?

fuck dude, thats low. Dishonorable discharges?

I used to stand outside my parent's room at night with a gun or knife in my hand, trying to build up the nerve to kill them so they would stop beating me.

sometimes I shit on the contractors shower floor at work

jews

I'm going to kill myself 1day.

me too!

i shot a gun to a moving car. I was hanging with a couple friends that are part of a very violent local gang, and while walking down the street we got a drive by. i ducked real fast but one of my dudes got shot in the leg and the other guy was freaking out pulling his gun. when i saw the car turning around coming back for seconds the guy in the ground pulled out his gun but couldn't aim due to pain, so it ook it and shot 5 rounds as accurate as i could. i think i hit the car once, which is good for me cause i had never shot a gun before in real life and because they didn't drove shooting, they drove away real fast
since then i moved cities twice, just in case

I am 60 yrs old and still browsing this site. Been here for 12 years.

it's not a very interesting confession but i cut myself.

Killed 5 pedophiles. Made them look like accidents but 3 of them. I took one and tortured him in his house by tying him up ball gagging him and putting his balls in ice and salt. Got bored quickly after that and i strangled him with his own shoe strings. The next one was a few years after him and was a couple states over. I followed this guy for two weeks trying to figure out his routines when he left for work,when he got off and who or if he was living with. After seeing he lived with a older woman which i learned was his mother i got him as he was returning home from work. I just walked up to him and asked if this was so and so apartments and as he was thinking i bashed him over the head with a hammer i had. i took him into the wooded area right beside the apartments and kept hitting him till i knew there was no way of him being alive,i think if i can remember right it may have been about 30-35 times give or take. left him there all night till someone found him the next morning from what i heard. the next one was my favorite, i put some major work into this one. i followed this guy to a place that served drinks and he was sitting at a table in the joint i got me and drink and went up to him just bull shitting with him i asked if i could sit at the table also and he loved the thought now i look younger then my age so i guess he thought i was handsome so for awhile we talked and he told me about himself but nothing about the fact that he was a sex offender,but after awhile i asked him if he would wanna go somewhere and he said sure happily. i made him meet me a few miles out of town at a old gas station that had been shut down and i told him that no one would stop and we would be alone. He came 10 mins after i had already been there cause i asked him to go get "rubbers and lube" and he showed up and came into the station where i bashed him over the head with from what i remember was a pipe off a broke down rusted truck that was out back.

>Straight
>Cute little laugh

Sis pick one

checked

why not do them in a nicer pattern user? kinda haphazard at the moment

Telling him might make you feel better, but it'll make him feel worse.

Just keep your fucking mouth shut.

I miss my neighbor. :(

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

I feel an extreme sense of guilt for my friends I haven't been able to help. I don't know why I feel like I have to try and be the therapist for everyone I know but it keeps fucking me up. Obviously, it's ridiculous for me to think that I have the chance to help everyone with their problems but I try anyway and I always fuck up and feel like shit. I ended up really hurting my ex this way and I don't have feelings for her anymore but just thinking about how I hurt her makes me want to blow my head off

i don't know.
i kinda thought about it but haven't really tried, i miss my old hunting knife but i no longer have that so i'm stuck with used razor blades

they move? die?

I pull boogers from one nostril and shove it in the other.

I tried to kill myself once. Ended up in the hospital, but no one asked me if I did it intentionally.

fair. if you're doing it you might as well make it look nice though, can be a nice aesthetic sometimes.

why only used razors? new ones are cheap.

I hope this is true, user. We need more people taking scum like that off this earth. Thank you

What type of work? No cam to catch you fapping?

I secretly want to see my girlfriend seduced by my roommate. He is starting to get comfortable putting his hands on her body, but the mood is still playful

Died

well i've been using the same razor cassette for months and not really money to buy a new one since my ass is too broke and i can't force myself out of the house. if i had the money it'd be spent on cigarettes and cheap booze.

pic is a bit older

I jerked off with my mom's underwear and came in them a few times.

Oh i plan on doing more as i travel around i will admit that today's society would call me a psychopath and it is true i accept what i do but i believe most like yourself would be ok with it. i get to kill people and i take out your trash. win win?

You're a loon and shouldn't be allowed to make decisions on your own. This is yet another reason why I'm fully again socialized health care. You cut your own leg off and pay for your meds yourself.

office work, no cameras.
went to the bathroom for some of the fapping.

You know the FBI monitors this site, right?

kek

"nothing posted here is real it's all works of fiction"

where is my key to the city then? i may not have a sense of humor but i believe you are a troll.

I didn't have sex until I was 23. I never lied about it and would be honest when I would be asked, this effectively made girls even more interested in me on top of my good sense of humor. It literally came down to my picking...but up until I actually had sex, I was just shy about going through with it. It's okay to be a virgin and it's okay to be honest about it. As long as you're a decent person on your own, then you've nothing to worry about. You'll know that those that do ridicule you offer nothing and that's okay.

>I pull boogers from one nostril and shove it in the other.
I'm fuckin dyin hahahaha

why do you do it? i used to do it out of frustration and to keep myself from bouncing off the walls when I lost my shit. stopped doing it now. also nice dubs

Had a crush on my friend's sister since grade school. Jerked it in her room as much as possible and rubbed pre cum all over her pillow.
She died last year. It was like 15 years ago I did sick shit in her room but she's dead so I feel bad. I wanted to fuck her my whole life and really had a crush on her. I miss her. :(