Classic greentexts thread

classic greentexts thread

why does Sup Forums never do these anymore? i'll contribute what i've got but it's only /x/ shit. post good greentext

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bumping. really miss best of Sup Forums threads

come on faggots, this board isn't just traps and dick rate threads is it?

>whatisthisapictureforants.jpg

Bump

I wish to god /x/ had more stuff, I only know about this and ghost puncher. Imagine if the power of Sup Forums was invoking the occult.

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well i'm out of shit to post. hopefully some good anons will save this thread. these used to be a Sup Forums staple. bets of Sup Forums motherfuckers, post em if you got em!

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I wish I had money to investigate spooky stuff like this.

these are gold, post moar! don't let this thread die, there's so much stupid shit being bumped.

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Gonna post some

I swear to God, I have the funniest one ever, its just too bad that fucking gook had to implement this stupid 2 MB bullshit. Fucking asshole.

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This has got be in my top 10 favorite screencaps.

here my favorite

it's one of my favorites too

this one is worth a read

i am spooked now. keep looking behind me. god damnit, i gotta go read some non-creepy greentexts now

Genius

Kekistani

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Who tf is posting these creepy stories? These aren't even green text.

I have some fresh OC I made yesterday right here, ya bitches.

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Oops. I think I made a mistake

you fucking idiot

wtf that was me

no it wasn't

Bow down before your king, fags.

it was, i left after a few mins thinking i just made a shitty joke

I don't think this one would be considered a classic, but I like it.

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That's a good story but fuck me that is inconvenient to read.

I know. Cancerous as fuck layout. It was taken on a phone and posted on a phone, just like this post. Maybe someone else will care enough to condense it.

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bumping this