Story Time Sup Forums. Bear with me, not pre-typed.
>Be me, 25 yr/old betafag last week.
>trolling craigslist like usual. mostly prostitutes and dudes pretending to be chicks.
>new Ad "Panties"
>$intrest.level = piqued
>Offering a pair and possible other things, buyer names price.
> Email back, she takes a couple hours to respond.
>Offer 45 for the panties, and I get to watch them removed.
>She allows this.
Lurking
>Takes to long to respond as i try to set things up, have to go watch my nephew.
>waits.
>more waiting.
>Straight up does not respond until the next morning (initial email was in the morning and last response was around 1400)
>Little peaved, but those panties.
>she says she can meet up around 3, tell here 4-4:30 would work better.
>She tells me to meet her near a small ministorage in the next town over (~15 min drive).
>Arrive.
>wait for a while.
> she texts
"Sorry, just got out of the shower, will be there in a bit. 30 minutes most."
it shouldn't take u thing long to type fgt
More related pics ?
>An hour passes
>What do you look like, so I know who to wave to?
>quick description, only person there, so pointless.
>15 more minutes.
>givingup.jpg
>car pulls up, chick waves me over.
"follow me into the back, we'll go in my storage."
of course it's packed.
>She tells me she tried to get them wet on the way over, since she just showered but...
>pulls out a bullet vibrator.
I've got a couple, 1 per story post for now.
and then i forget one...
Kudos for spelling "piqued" correctly. Pay attention, illiterates.
More?
bamp
fake and gay.
>I sit down at one end, feeling a bit better about the wait.
>she sits on the other end of the unit and props her legs up on boxes. starts rubbing it on her clit and pussy
>Moaning picks up little by little, she pulls her panties aside and pops it in and out, pulling the strings of wetness onto the panties.
>pause for a sec as a car passes, and resume.
> bullet dies, and she starts fingering herself.
>starts contracting and immediately pulls the panties over, wetness spreads.
>rubs herself through them for a bit.
>takes them off and we exchange promised items. chit chat for a bit, she's trying to move.
Forgot to mention it earlier, she looked early 30's but by what she said, she was late 40's.
>Drive home sniffing the panties and jerking off on the highway. She used lots of perfume, but it started to fade and leave the smell of pussy.
There is more, this isn't it.
Spelling isn't hard, so why do so many people fuck it up?
Time, time.
im glad that the spelling piked your interest and note the panties
bamp for time
>Spelling isn't hard, so why do so many people fuck it up?
not same user but i tend to go long periods of time without proper/formal writing. so when i do use it it tends to not be the best, from lack of practice.
Couple days later.
>Paycheck.collect
>Hit her up to see if she's still in town.
>New deal - 60 dollars, 5 pics, and i get to eat her out (for funsies)
"yeah, i can meet after 2, almost done with my son."
>wait mode engaged.
>get instructions to her place. little duplex, painting stuff up.
>Knock on the door.
no answer. 30 second wait.
>Knock louder.
Nothing. another 30
>Ring doorbell.
>She immediately pokes her head out of a window and says "be there in a sec"
>Opens to her in fishnets, panties and a satin robe.
and again, the pic...
if you write code and can't spell really fucking well, you're going have a bad time
this pussy seems off
Had kids.
not bad, pulz cont.
>place is a veritable disaster.
>song "feel it still" by portugal, the man playing.
>try to make chitchat about the band, suggest "purple, yellow, red, and blue"
"Probably not, I hate this song."
>wellshit.jpg
>she runs to the bedroom and comes back with a blanket, lays it in front of a chair.
>a little more small chit chat, when there's a pause, i just lean in.
>start on top of the panties, give a couple of wide licks over the general area, feel the bump i'm looking for.
> stop and move in wide circles over the area.
>she starts making little moaning noises, lifts her hips a bit, and wiggles.
>stop for a sec, get a glimpse of more wet than my saliva could manage.
>lean back in and gently use my upper teeth to stretch the top up, and expose the clit under the panties.
>she twitches a bit, then moans louder, so i continue.
it looks like
>had a penis
i've seen pussy that slid out 2 kids, that doesn't look this wrecked.
Dont die yet, i want to hear the rest
Youve not seen a post op 'vagina' then.
> her hand pushes me back for a sec
>She pulls her panties aside, and immediately shoves my head back in.
>keeps her hands there, so I start to play the alphabet game
>about the time i get to "F" she bucks her hips up and smashes my nose.
> I could care less
> I pull her hips back to me, and she pulls my head in, I switch to a wide tongue circle method again, moving my whole head and jaw.
>she bucks again, but I move with it and don't lose a beat.
>suddenly notice the moaning is more gasping.
>pull her to me and sit up, unzipping my pants.
>Jerk off while eating her, move my other hand up and start fingering her while licking.
> she lets it happen for a minute or two, the pushes my hand away.
bummer
You've clearly never seen someone who's had a sex change. It's a lot more obvious than that, and looks way more unnatural. Also, not the first women with kids i've seen, so i know that is what it CAN look like if they don't focus on kegels or something of that ilk.
Yeah, this isn't post op. I've seen them and even the best post op doesn't look like a real one upon close examination.
It's partial vaginal prolapse from kids. Not everyone goes through pregnancy the same. She has a weak abdominal wall, the prolapse can be fixed with physio. She likely experiences slight incontinence.
please continue, i appreciate the photos confirming the reality that is an imperfect puss
Type faster OP. I can't keep this alive by myself.
>She likely experiences slight incontinence.
damn that's a sad vagina story.
i've never seen one this bad, and one woman i was with had 2 kids another 3 or 4 if i remember correctly.
i've seen pictures but not a lot to be an expert, just that i know it looks weird. and this one seems really off.
I gotchu fam
I'm assuming this ends with OP catching a disease but I'm interested to find out
Can't let this die
Woman, not women. anyways.
>this continues for a while, bucking coming more often.
>Eventually she screams "IT TICKLES" and bucks harder than ever before.
>Jerk my head back in surprise
That was my mistake.
> She slams her legs shut, knocking me in both ears with her knees.
>White.jpeg
> she leans forward and grabs me and starts babbling, "Oh my god, i'm so sorry, so sorry!
>looks at me,"I think it might be time to call it quits..."
Fuck.
>Let's get those pics. she talks about the rules, no face, yada yada.
>photography amateur, move a lamp behind me.
>Snap some shots (you've seen them)
> make some chit chat, try to get the mood back, fail miserably.
>She hands me the panties. go on my way.
>MFW i didn't even get to finish jerking. went home for that.
Haven't taken a pic yet, but i'll throw up the spoils in a sec. horrible ending, but no dinosaurs at least. Was hoping others had tales.
Same
Chill, a thread take around 25min to die. Many lurkers.
As far as vaginas go it's really not that bad. Like I said, just a weak abdominal wall from pregnancy. I've seen a lot worse, I work with them.
With the right physio she could flatten that upper area you can see which looks almost pushed out a bit. With the right exercises, after about 6 months she could look and feel tighter.
Great pix & story...
Too bad pix 404 so damn fast.feh. Thanks qweerbate mods
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was hoping she'd cave and let you bang
eating a random chick's cunt
very wise
you faggot
STDs are made up to curb world's population. it is not as common as media portrayed
not even the worst i've seen, and i'm nothing special.
sorry, realized it might sound like it, but shenanigans
fuck it, a chance is a chance, and not like i've got that much to live for. I'm buying panties on the internet for fucks sake
Not the deadly ones, at least. Herpes is pretty common but mostly you don't know you have it.
anyways, here they are, first encounter panties on top of pic.
instead of sniffing panties and even paying for them why the fuck dont you conquuer her cunt
be a man and pund that meat to kingdom come faggot
I may hate my life, but that doesn't mean i want to take my failures out on other people. Being a man isn't about power for yourself, it's about power for the people.
the matriarchy has brainwashed you well poor sod
your'e musings are the delusions of false constructs
byproducts of the byproduct of the delusion of order that is called feminism
in a jungle in the real world women dont rule
remember your true nature
women are the game
Most animals actually leave the power of choosing a mate to the woman. Including that wolf in your pic.
your'e far too gone son
You're * you fucking retard.
dont let it die
Bump?
are you gonna go back for seconds?