NZ + Aus Thread

NZ + Aus Thread

Wellington NZ, reporting in.

Canberra, 2615 rep.

Fucking grind yourself into a $9 coffee you poof

Wanganui - NZ here

its shit here, but not VERY shit

Fucking grind yourself into a $9 bubble goon you poof

Get cunted you fuck

Don't tell me you got duped in to buying a coffee more than $4.

Fetus cunts, the both of you

dam the old ms.macs and an energy drink combo

You sound inbred.

Fuckin servo pleb, have some respect and go to a bakery

I Inbred with your Mum last night.

I rather get it from the magic pie tree in my back yard

you ozzies are all inbred crimninal losers. fuck u ozzies ur moms suck my dick

nice shitty, 6/10

Lies cunt

CANBERRA 2913.
So we are officialy the gayest cunts in Australia according to fag and lesso poll.
Well done faggots.

I am able to appreciate this image

Hows the rainbow roundabout on Lonsdale mate. Went through there today, chucked a mad grolly out of me window onto it at. Real fag stronghold

gonna gay marry a euthanasia victim how about you cunts

Such a shame Rommel shot himself, he would have been fuckin useful in the middle east

Wtf is happening in Australia? Anyone know the deets on the Radelaide foiled school shooting??? Was it muzzies??? Same as the Melbourne new years eve attack they just shut down???

Also NZ, explain yourself with your useless new pm. She's a shitshow and you should be embarrassed.

Dude, sick burn, bravo.

My mates from the coast now call us " Canberra poofter cunts ".
There is no come back... Just when i was starting to like being called a yogi.

least Jacinda does shit

Some dim cunt spread the Labour is based meme to the populous.

Like what?

Answer these questions faggots
> fav pie
> best/worst town/city in your country
> fav sports team, any code
> say something nice about the other country

Four and Twenty
Best- Byron Bay
Worst- Melbourne
hawthorn!
NZ has nice skiing

saw some cunt drinking straight from a goon bag on the bus, and offering sips to some high school kids who got on.... fuckin' legend.

>Meat pie
>Pleb tier

Sausage roll's are where it's cunt!!

Imagine copping a gobby of that horse head... your cock would look like fifty cent coin.

Become Pinga overlord and get Canberra known as a druggo town, then theyll call you a druggo. Also got anything, the cunts here sure as fuck dont.

>Four and Twenty

Rule of thumb for Four n' Twenty: Four is plenty

You poofs like your sausage dont ya?

> sausage rolls
Say that to my face and I'll stab you cunt.
Chiko rolls rule the world brah!

Was he of Abo Australian decent?

surprisingly no... just bogan.

Anyone ever come across a lambs fry and bacon pie? Been searching a while.

Chikos are shit. If i wanted something dirty, I'd go eat a boongs ass.

Where can I get weed in Canberra, seriously. Visiting for a few weeks don't know anyone.

>> fav pie
Pie floater thx, comfy af reminds me of my nan
>> best/worst town/city in your country
Lorne Vic best, Surfers worst
>> fav sports team, any code
Socceroos going to Russia gave me a semi
>> say something nice about the other country
Um get back to me on that one. Nah, actually I'll pass on that Eddie

Any that is not made at a gook bakery
Brisbane
Sydney
Djr Penski racing
NZ does not have so many Fags and Bulldykes

Pills in Canberra?
Sure we like them but in the ACT we like cocaine more
Sydney is ice
Melbourne is heroin
Brisbane is shitty ecstasy cut with all types of bullshit
And Perth is whatever they can get off the boats from Indonesia
And everywhere in between they smoke pot

Learn your markets mate

Go to the Senate, Sarah Hanson young will hook you up. Someone I know says she used to do anal back at uni. Who knows you might get to root the fat cow mahorrorvic

We love our ice and dexxxies in perth. Pots just everywhere tbh

Try the rainbow crossing on lonsdale

What you think I didn't try that already

Satin

UNSW cunt here

I LOVE POKIES

Commie alert.

steal a high vis, it makes you win 15% more

Satan if I had to live in Perth I'd go fucking munyuk ballistic. No wonder ice is rampant there.
Couple summers back I was there. Fucking 43 degrees for 7 days in a row and fires burning your northern suburbs. Also you have a special brand of coon shitting up your CBD that maybe only cairns can better. Shout out to Gav in Bibra lake if you're itt you sick cunt

>favourite pie
Steak and mushroom from the bakery
>best
Sunny Coast
>worst
Gold Coast
>favourite team
Wallabies
>something nice
NZ is fucking beautiful. I like some of your bitches too.

Ugh boots, and trackies add another 20%

Byron Bay is a shithole you yuppie cunt.

MOAR CHILLIIIII
danana na naaa
danana na naaa
na na na na na na na na naahhhhhhh

V is good shit, I really miss the OG kiwi Burn, I drank that shit every day till they did something to it that made it taste different and my liver started taking hits LUL

Yeah Perth is pretty fucked. Theres not much to do here so everyone just gets fucked up on what ever they can get their hands on. Heat isn't too bad but you're spot on about our coon problem. Is it much better with thembover east?

>Is it much better
Only marginally. He's right on for Cairns too. Those cunts outside the library there are fucked.

And all the psychedelics are out in the middle of nowhere.

Kill yourself you subhuman non-American piece of shit. This is an American board for Americans only fucko and you are no lo her allowed to dance across our virtual borders and commit acts of immigration terrorism. Illegal cyber immigration will no longer be overlooked. You have 24 hours to either kill yourself or turn yourself for extradition to face an American firing squad.

>>fav pie
Couplands bakeries potato top
>> best/worst town/city in your country
Best: anywhere in Mackenzie country, Tekapo, Twizel its all fucking awesome
Worst: any maori town. Fuck me Rotorua was a dump
>> fav sports team, any code
Crusaders
>> say something nice about the other country
Australia has some amazing surf spots and chicks that put out way too easy. Spent a month in a place called 1770. Bet you Aussies have never even heard of it. Surfing every day, dick sucked every night. Best hols ever.

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK

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Take away the non Americans and you're left with shit posting autfags

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Sydney west reporting for duty
Check muh dubs

perthfag here, the first time i encountered niggers in melbourne i thought it was a set up

>hey mate got any change?
>nah sorry mate
>no worries, thanks anyway

it was fucking weird

Our darkies just got a lindybeige video

maoris are on the same tier with coons, except the religious one's that actually try to not be niggers

its city maoris that are shit, rural ones are pretty decent

Murwillumbah porting in

Grade 11 next year? Don't bother.

Fuck off... you mean to tell me you didnt actually get bashed? Did he at least call you a white cunt?

/thread

Nice try there is literally no surf up there outside extreme weather conditions.

Hobart, Tasmania 7004 Reporting in

How's your sister?

Toowong 4066. But going back to 4680 now unis over. Fuck I hate Brissy

tied up and handcuffed to the bed and blindfolded, why?

>> fav pie
Potato or 'floater'
>> best/worst town/city in your country
Doesn't matter where you are, South side is always Dero's
>> fav sports team, any code
I mean some Aussies follow the footy and all, but we also have MotoX and Dirt Circuit etc so whatever
>> say something nice about the other country
Internet speed

SAfag here
>Got a lighter bruh
Yeh, here
>Thx cuz, ere' have a ciggy
Ah fucken sweet mate good on ya

Gold coast represent

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fuck gc
sydney > gc

GC cock is better than Syd cock.

You jelly ?

>Best- Byron Bay
>Worst- Melbourne

You're the dumbest cunt ever.

Byron is a shithole full of drugged up parkie dole bludgers and rich people with their head up their ass. Literally the only good thing about the town is watching tits on the beach.

Meanwhile Melbourne has great weather except for the 3 days a year it hits 45C, great light rail, interesting things to do both in and out of the city, and by far the best food on the mainland.

You're probably some fucking stupid Sydney cunt who gets a loan to pay for their rent and wouldn't know a nice place to live if it bit you on the dick.

>Chiko rolls rule the world brah!

this guy knows whats up

Hoo roo

No one likes Melbourne. Only new Zealanders, Sudanese and faggots. Is rather live in Beijing than Melbourne. There is nothing, nothing good about that dump.

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>great light rail
Is this meant to be a selling point? Public transport is nothing great. You would never catch me on a bus or train.
This person would use public transport. You can easily tell.

fucking breakfast of champions cobba

The funniest thing about this, only poor people will think 4 grand in cash is a lot of money. I've got like 200k in the bank and in shares. This bloke's got a small cock and can afford to buy a VT Commodore. From the Gold Coast so what do you expect.

Spot on mate. Spot on.

Cunts drink goon on trains and buses everywhere in perth n freo. West aus is wild but at the same time more chill. We got the craziest abbos n legends in aussie history over here hahaa cunts fucked WEEKEND TOMMOROW MAGGOTS GETTIN AXED

Its actually 6k. And mate I'm big time here on the gc. People know me. And my cock impresses them

Where did your pubes go mate?

Follow up... why do you have photos of your own cock on your comp?