>wake up
>see this
wat do?
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
Fucks sake.
Wonder why i'm not in my bed with my wife?
I... I must have fallen during the review session. Are you girls ready to continue studying Java?
touch myself
Try to figure out which one of those little bitches knocked me out. Hire her immediate for personal protection.
starts unbuttoning pants
...
proclaim "God is real and he loves me! Thank you God, and can one have a penis?"
Continue jacking off
"GTFO you fucking kids"
>stand up
>look at them
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away with pride
Rip 10 bongs, get the sauciest one to sit in my lap and play vidya.
Dab on them
Scream in German.
but why would a little girl have a penis?
maybe one is a trap?
he gets it
2 or 4. Make 1 and 3 watch and diddle each other
Roll
Anyone on Sup Forums who sais that they would not fuck them is a liar
I do this Sup Forums
Oooh who is he!?
You wish that qt had a dick stick to your men that pretend to be girls threads
Turn 360 degrees
What was the point of that you retard?
Newfag detected.
Every time
can't decide who's qter.
far left or far right? leaning towards right
become their slave and worship them
i think far right!
...
Sorry typo. Who is SHE!?
Look for that bowl of eggs
Kek
wake up on a russian school?
Start right then work clockwise
second from left tbh
Ask myself what I am doing in the casting for the remake of this film.
Find a bathroom cuz i gotta shit ASAP after I wake up, top priority shit nothing gonna stop me
...
?
Kek
The girl on the very right will become a slut
there's just something about those lips
>will become
that is what makes me nuts. any moar of her?
...
If you turn 360 you be the same
Pedophiles UNITE and please kill yourself the world wont miss you
Start punching faces.
I mean, this could only be described as a demon invasion, look at their eyes
>360 degrees
So you're gonna spin in a whole circle and look autistic?
Wonder what kind of parents let their daughter paint themselves like whores.
Honestly probably this. Max fun, minimum jail time.
yes while he splatters all his sperm, newfag.
Dafuq even is that thing?
Is it Summer again?
You first
...
Pedos just aren't funny
Rape
Attack them because they are clearly aliens in disguise
realistically, probably the same thing last time i came across a random little girl i didn't know in my house after waking up.. 'umm.. hello' and eventually calm down and offer snacks and tv
(there was some mexican working in a bathroom in my house, but he got stumped and had to call a white contractor, who brought his 8 year old daughter, who he left on the couch for me to be surprised by when i woke up from my heroin nod and stumbled out of my room)
"Where you not all satisfied with yesterday night ?!"
wait for them to grow up and make them pretend to play instruments in a robert palmer video
Newfrog
bang thier mum
why you want some old hag?
>stack them up
>go from hole to hole
>cum deep in one
>she gets to go to the mall and get stuff
>the others stay home and clean
>repeat
*unzips dick*
Fucking newfag
>bang used goods
It's like you bought an already eaten and shat meal.
perform ritual. summon the nightmother. have them all assassinated.
i lol'd
I mean... why not both?
Take a picture and post them in a name my band tread!
he'll be the next lil peep for sure. i can already see his passing
don't compare that dirty spic to lil peep
And me with only one dick.
do a 180, do another 180, get out of there.
I think I'm glad I don't know what a little peek is
little peak means quite bad
What the fuck is that?!?!?!
Go back to sleep and try to continue what is obviously a good dream.
This.
Find the Viagra and the lube. It's going to be a busy few hours.
Is it bad that i know one of their names?
...
Ask them where their parents are and what they are doing here
Only if you keep it to yourself
good morning ladies.
uh... would one of you like to explain who you are and why you are standing on my bed? Also, anyone wearing shoes on my bed is getting a spanking.
back to sleep
Go back to 9gag
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uncontrollable cum
Most people arent funny. Thats why we have professional comedians.
The earth provides
I´ve seen children of the corn, I´d run away as fast as I could.
>start with the left...
whoa hold the fuck up. you cant make a fusion monster card with no material monsters. its like you have never played yu-gi-oh
ask how they escaped the dungeon