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Can it stop .50 CALs though?

Pretty sure The Beast is designed to withstand an RPG or mine.

obama loves exiting through the back door

Looking at the size of that door it is probably rated to stop up to 20mm cannon.

Can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>20mm cannon.
Eh no.

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This asshole rolls by me in his motorcade about once a month and it completely fucks up the roads

And he wants to take weapons away from regular people.

There was some documentary on it, from what I remember it can withstand a direct rpg impact. I don't think they went too much into detail about it.

But with all those zipperheads running around with katanas I would probably feel pretty safe inside it.

>glass

You gotta protect him from all those fans and admirers.

Seriously wtf is it with all these hold the door memes at the moment? Am I missing out on something?

> >glass

It would probably stop a standard RPG-7 but not hold up to an AT4 or newer anti-armor RPG.

a piss bottle can make it through

>Implying it stands a chance against nippon steel folded a gorrillion times

game of thrones

STEEL SHOES CANT MELT GLASS BEAMS

That's not glass, it's layered ruby-sapphire with some sort of polymer gapping.

would a rocket made of diamond make it through?

The cumulative jet in the 70's by acting not as much as in 2016?

This

The doors and windows can stop 25mm sustained fire, HEAT/tandem charge missiles and EFP. Just shy of 1500mm equivalent armor. The underside can withstand a 500lb mine/IED. The roof can withstand the latest top-attack anti-tank missiles. Tires are run-flat and the rims are drivable too. The engine has redundant internal exhaust and emergency compressed air intake, and the interior is CBRN sealed and EMP hardened.

t. refugee

Your picture is for ants, but otherwise good info.

Then again he steps out of the car, so it's not that invincible.

>There is a complete tire inside the tire

wew

>white man opening door to a nigger

At least this will be Trump this time.

For anyone that's curious, it's actually built out of the frame of a kodiak truck.

That's pretty neat.

What if the driver decide to kill the president?

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But I bet it isn't magnet proof. Just pick it up with a giant magnet from your space ship.

Pretty fancy but I bet it still smells like nigger on a hot day

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Just shoot it with lasers. Lasers go through anything.

Everyone loves the USA, i can see.

Obama controls the partition. There's basically no way for the driver to break the car or hurt him short of driving into a pit of molten metal.

But the driver could just go full speed against a wall or something.

No
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

What wall is going to survive 5000 lbs of armored totally-not-a-tank running into it? It can only move at 60mph max.

>5000 lbs
*50000 lbs

It'd probably be easier to just wait until he got out of the car to be honest.

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I wonder how much of this is actually bullshit meant to enforce the idea that he's invincible in there.

Pretty sure dragonforce was recently discovered to be harder though.

>MFW someone breaks out a 2005 meme around me

i was not dissapointed

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It's not at all outlandish. Throw enough money, steel and ceramic at anything snd you can make it basically invulnerable.

fpbp

The vehicle would be heavy, but I doubt it would have more weight per axle than a truck.

The only way that asshole is fucking up your roads is by not putting enough money into them.

the thing is basically a tank. it will just go straight through the wall.

6400kg weight = 3200/axle, 1600/wheel. Way below your average container truck.

>tandem charge missiles
>The underside can withstand a 500lb mine/IED.
>The roof can withstand the latest top-attack anti-tank missiles.
Sounds like bullshit desu. All of it.

It can't stop memes though

It's the same "glass' they put into those bulletproof cars and this

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>so the driver can pay a toll

The president pays tolls? Do the rest of his escort have to pay too?

too bad americans are too dumb to fuel it right

>hungary

Your opinion is insightful and valued

jews gotta jew

stores oxygen?
take out oxygen supply

If he drove it into a lake I doubt they could get a dive team out there in time.

now this is some fucking al dente pasta
mamma mia
second helpings please

>tfw u r a sick kung fu master but you have the face of an asian Cory Feldman

Old copy pasta but good copy pasta

or replace with co2

>The president's limo has to pay tolls

I don't get it. Isn't carbon the hardest metal?

You need visible active protection systems to do those things like on tanks. And that's still far from perfect protection against tandem or top-attack.

And 500lb wouldn't hurt it?? Google some IEDs vs tanks videos where the attackers know what they're doing.

>just catch a tank in a big box and suck all the air out

I hope ACME has big vacuum boxes on sale.

>Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man.
>diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man
>diamond
>metal
Nice University you got there. Maybe even someone from a shithole like me can get in. Think I should try?

Did you come here legally?

h-he likes to poop?

>tyres
>boot
>petrol tank
>price given in pippity poppo poundie-woundies

>YWN call obama a nigger to his face

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that car is still going hit something and cause you to get lassoed by a seat belt which will fuck your vital organs right up being bounced off anything like that at 60 mph means big trouble for you
kek
>I genuinely thought dragon force was the hardest metal ever discovered up until that point

literally the oldest meme on the fucking planet, how new are you?

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I think user meant he creates massive traffic for everyone else because of street closings when he is driven around.

>being bounced off anything like that at 60 mph means big trouble for you

I guess you better tell all those racing drivers that survive 200mph crashes with far less protection then.

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lel

i still can't believe that this man was put into arguably one of the most powerful positions in the world by popular vote simply because people believed he was a magic nigger

>the cutting edge main battle tanks get BTFO by a single Kornet-D or even an RPG-30
>thinks a limo can be tougher than a modern MBT

Yup just like Bin Laden's kidney failure it's disinfo, meant to keep the amateurs from trying.

>And 500lb wouldn't hurt it??

I think that is almost certainly bullshit. A 500lb bomb detonated beneath that car can probably blow the vehicle sky high. Even if it hypothetically did not breach the underside of the vehicle the acceleration/flips that would result would probably kill the occupants.

Here is an IED lifting a tank that weighs 10X as much as the presidents car off the ground.

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I mean maybe. It would be close

LIBERTARIANS ON VICTORY LAP
STATISTS BTFO

also
>8 mpg
How are those emissions mandates going, Mr. President?

>B-b-but Hitler was a dictator and was hated by everyone!!!

>a wall out of diamond

>The doors and windows can stop 25mm sustained fire, HEAT/tandem charge missiles and EFP. Just shy of 1500mm equivalent armor. The underside can withstand a 500lb mine/IED. The roof can withstand the latest top-attack anti-tank missiles. Tires are run-flat and the rims are drivable too. The engine has redundant internal exhaust and emergency compressed air intake, and the interior is CBRN sealed and EMP hardened.

Thanks AUS, top notch as always.

The benefits of living in a homogeneous nation my friend.

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is it waterproof?

Fucking Japan is either way into loony tunes or knows something we don't.

Gaddafi did the same shit.

Being CBRN rated yeah I'd say it's waterproof.