/AMP/ general?

/AMP/ general?
Going in to an asain massage parlor for my third time and I can't quiet the nervous beating in my heart, like every time, until the massage begins to relax me. I actually enjoy the massage aspect and want to relax better, what do?
Also, I know you are supposed to get naked and lie face down, but what if I wanted to lie face up in order for the "extras" to begin sooner? Anyone ever tried this?
Is it reasonably safe to ask the masseuse if she i full service?

Bump?

After 5 years of searching I finally found the dream. $200 for an hour and a half of service as a regular. Normally we would start by showering together with her washing and teasing my body. Then an full hour massage with both of us naked and some teasing but an full hour great massage. Then on the flip some more heavy touching and we would either 69 or I would just eat that sweet Asian pussy. She woild then return the favor and get me nice and ready to pound that pussy. She liked it really rough freaky asian bitch. Then we would have sex for the rest of the half hour and I would cream pie her everytime. Shower together again and be on my way. Did this for about 6 months until the place got raided. Still have her personal cell and she comes over to my house for 200

It took my going there and pestering her for an out 5 visits until we had sex. We traded STD test results after 7 visits to have sex without a condom.

Fucking DHS and ICE raided my local place...sounds like its happening all over. CAN'T A GUY GET SOME ASIAN MASSAGE LOVE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE DAMN MAN, MAN?!

The level of pathetic in this thread is overwhelming.

I have found going for the hour service and not acting cheap goes a long way. I used to just get the half hour as an attempt to feel them out. But getting the hour give you more time anyway and just enjoy the massage if you can't turn them.

I would like to see the faces of the losers of this thread. Jesus.

Whatever user. I can say I have had porno style sex with multiple Asian women.

This is what happens when you spend most of your life on the computer and/or the phone...

Nah I do get the hour every time, and the last couple times my orgasm made me forget how much $40 was in 20 dollar bills, so I ended up grossly overtipping but the mamasan (who is actually quite milfy for an asian and not at all the 300 lb. behemoths) calls me "sexy guy" and hugs me and greets me. Is this a good sign to ask for full serivce?

Whatever dude. My long term gf got diagnosed with some fallopian tube problems and can't habr intercourse as of late. So I go here for not too much emotional involvement and a good nut, I have a high libido and even on the best of days my girl can't stay wet past four or five of her orgasms.

Best way to find out is to be as normal as possible about it. If I have visited a place a few times I will start by being completely naked on the table and see if she tries to towel you. If not you are golden. Also make a point to see the same girl each time.

Any advice for calming down? My heart won't stop fluttering, I think it's the grey area legality of it all that keeps me nervous. How have you gotten past it? My place opens in half hour so I have 45 mins to get calm.

Also if the mamasan has a stable of more than 2 girls and you have been there more than say 3 times. And the mamasan seems to trust you. Ask her up front. She is in charge and will have the final say anyway. I have had experiences where a girl told me no but I was tight with the mamasan so I told her to go get her. And the mamasan informed her it was part of her job lol. Most epic shit I've ever seen. Tipped the girl the usual amount for FS of 80 and also tipped the mamasan 40. Never had any problems with that parlor again until they got raided

No advice there buddy. Maybe jack off a few times idk. Whatever normally calms you. If you are afraid of raids then their are a few things you can do to prepare yourself. Cont.

Wow dude crazy shit, I'll keep this in mind.
Haha thanks, but I love saving a nice big load for these women.

Not if you keep advertising your exploits online like a bunch of insecure children kek

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So first thing you must know if the amp offers sex they will get raided. Just the part of the game. Doesn't matter how discreet you think the place is it is only a matter of time. The key is to not be stupid about it. Step one, always be on high alert: this means anything strange like undercover cop cars with in a mile every day that weren't there before for no reason. Pay attention to how overt the girls are in their pitch for sex. If it is harder to get sex the better. Step two, be prepared: fold your clothes on the chair pants over the back and shirt on top but neatly and in a way you can put them on quickly. Personally I don't wear underwear into the parlor. If you have a tinted car take them off before you go In. If something happens you need to get dressed fast. Have a straight story ready and say you were only getting a massage and had no idea of any extras going on. You would hope by the time they get to your door your pants are at least back on. Step three, understanding the risk: the cops normally only raid places that are eyesore and people have complained about. Keep a finger on the pluses of your town and don't be ignorant. If you are in a raid you have to understand they might let you go but if you are naked and their is a condom in your pocket, or room you are fuck ed.

Masage pls

It will be obvious if HJ is on the menu - usually even from the look of the place. The provider will also make it obvious. Therefore you need to be obvious about what you want.

Yeah HJ's are easy to get. Just flip over naked and they will go to town. Sex is harder and blow jobs even harder

What blows my mind is that "Internet dwellers" on Sup Forums haven't read their local Usasexguide dot info posts. Yet this is supposed to be the elite haxzor club or whatever. Can't even Google.

Total mind blower. How possibly could people so shunned from society be unaware of it?

I don't know. I figure if you want to do something you should research it.

Should be open now. Good luck user