Anons help my mom said she had to use my computer but thankfully it was performing a system restore. I have a few hours left to live but once that's done I think I'm fucked.
I always keep my PC off when I'm not using it and hide behind a password because I don't want to be caught for being gay, there is yaoi fucking EVERYWHERE on it.
>On my desktop Yaoi files >In my recent docs for file explorer Yaoi files >Load up Google Chrome Been to yaoi sites recently >Look up at my bookmarks Yaoi pinned >Look in my favourites YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI >Snoop around my folders YAOI FUCKING EVERYWHERE NIGGA >Find out about my online accounts YAOI IN MY DEVIANT ART, YAOI IN MY YOUTUBE, YAOI 24/7 NIGGA >Check my history I can't stop visiting yaoi websites!
On my phone now and honestly considering just fucking up my PC on purpose to tell her it was a botched recovery. I've already avoided any and all relationships and don't typically use my phone for this type of shit because she's nosy about it too and threatens to kick me out if I hide anything. I'm fucking dead if my parents find out I'm gay.
What do?
Camden Ross
R.I.P OP, may his utter faggotness be forever remembered.
Jeremiah Sullivan
It's simple, kys
Brody Ortiz
She probably already knows you're a fag, just don't leave your dildo on the computer chair this time.
Adrian Carter
At this rate I won't need to
I have no dildos
Isaac Martinez
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Carter Ortiz
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Elijah Butler
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Camden Hernandez
Lucky you. Now that your mother knows you are gay, you can buy as many as you want and don't need to worry about where to hide them.
Ryder Fisher
But she doesn't know, that's what I'm trying to prevent
Jordan Gomez
Oh man, she's gonna tell your dad.
Justin Robinson
You need 2 wipe.jpg
Search for "Ramsomware" Download one and run it It's going to reduce your windows to trash very quickly.
-TecnoFag
Landon Lopez
Lol you watched her the whole time? She definitely checked
Gavin Hughes
I make sure my door is locked if I'm going to look at yaoi
I fucking know
Thomas Taylor
No, as in she probably opened the browser or something in the very least. She's probably thinking of a way to tell you right now
Angel Bennett
put your foot down. take your computer back. tell her "i just want to finish updating it so it doesn't break" or whatever other bullshit you can come up with. put all your content on a separate hdd. if it's possible on your web browser switch the user profile. wipe everything with a program like ccleaner. i have literally had lolicon on my mothers pc with these tactics. step it up user.
Jaxon Howard
Wait I can just create a new user and call my current one "old account" I'm fucking dumb
Yeah I'll just do that
thanks
Julian Wilson
just ad a new user on to your system. clean sheets
Gabriel Wood
Rip thread :\
Angel Cooper
make a guest account you dumb nigger, or boot up a shitty linux distro from a CD and force her to use that
Ayden Wood
>succes.jpg
Just make sure you can't acces the files in the "Old account" from the new one. If you CAN acces the files from the new user, you will need to wipe
Adrian Clark
take the hard disk out
Jordan Allen
if you mean a new pc user account you need to be careful. your bookmarks might still carry over. you need to change your account in your web browser not your machine itself. or just move it to something external.
Brandon Anderson
This -shitty
Lincoln Myers
> 2017 > still having angst about being gay
Lincoln Gonzalez
If he removed the credentials for his chrome account from his other user account and made a new one he won't have to worry about that. He can even keep his old ones
Jaxon Nguyen
well most closet Sup Forums fags also have a backup "alt-right" folder to seem like they arnt fags. just pop up that swastika background and youre g2g. When the eyes arnt on you go back to being a faggot.
Nathaniel Thompson
Make a guest user account you dumbass
Ethan Jones
switch off the poweradapter, say your compputer needs repair, clean your computer, say you fixed it
Jonathan Johnson
Has she used it yet? do you have access to it? just open it up and remove the hard drive or unplug some important shit
Asher Hernandez
Create a new user account faggit
Joseph Mitchell
Just make a new desktop for your.mom and put everything bad in a hidden folder in the windows folder. She will never find it.
Jonathan Robinson
How is yaoi bad stuff? There's nothing wrong with being gay
Jonathan King
Windows does shitty user management. Install linux. No one's mom gonna find your pr0n
Jaxson Fisher
Lots of options: >finder >.jpg, .png, .gif, .webm &whatever else you got >throw that shit into a folder and encrypt it or >create guest user acct and make sure there are no admin privileges for that guest acct or >save anything you absolutely need (school work, resume, etc.) and save it to a usb drive >reformat your hard drive or >admit your faggotry and get sent to the michael pence school for the sexually deviant