Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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Patrician taste

:3 hi

im straight xd

Hi.

I'm really tired, but I'm feeling much better today than what I'm used to, especially lately. I'm glad to hear you are doing good!

What did you mean by that Zero?

Claiming best girl.

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

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I love Ritsu

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Hows it going? Trying to think about what we talked about last time. But I cant remember.
Good, leaving work. Going to a friends house and eating food his spouse made

Kolaimed

fine choice

fact number 3?

fucking hell. fuck off with this bullshit and add each other to some chat app

The only thing that should be taken to a 3rd party chat service or another board entirely is ERP or back and forth spam.

hi

Claimed.

If you were not then who?
Also it sounds like a nice plan to me.

I'm not sure fine is a fair enough word.

Hi, how is it going?

doing ok.
how did your long day go?

>back and forth spam

>CONVERSATIONS I AM NOT A PART OF OR DO NOT WANT TO EXPERIENCE IS SPAM

End your life, cuck.

Nah, because then the social interaction gets to real for their pathetic introvert-beta-selves.

They would hyperventilate and cry themselves to sleep over their greasy tendies.

>waifu thread
>cuck

lol have fun with your anime wife you kissless virgin

3: She's very cute

Hey cute
ayas yeh
Uoy era woh

I dub thee Chen 2

Glad to hear about you getting better too. how was your day?

That was me too. I forgot to put my name under my post so i wrote that afterwards.

Helo

I'm pretty good right now. How about yourself?
I can't really remember either, sorry.

All right, so if instead of an "additionally calculated" Destroy Dick December (which means 1 nuts + 2 nuts + 3 nuts, etc.), we did a "factorially calculated" one (that I will officially refer to as Mutilate Member Month), it would be "1! + 2! + 3! + 4! + 5! + 6! + 7! + 8! + 9! + 10! + 11! + 12! + 13! + 14! + 15! + 16! + 17! + 18! + 19! + 20! + 21! + 22! + 23! + 24! + 25! + 26! + 27! + 28! + 29! + 30! + 31!".
This means that the total amount of nutting you would need to do during the Mutilate Member Month is 8,497,249,472,648,064,951,935,266,660,940,313 nuts.
31 days equals to 2,678,400,000 milliseconds, so you would need to bust 3,172,509,510,397,276,341,074,995 fat nuts every millisecond to properly complete the challenge in time.

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I only like girls of my own skin colour Xd

I'm still on the bus to go home but decided to hop on the thread. How is your day going? Did you have breakfast today?

Hey, how are you doing?

Sorry I must be retarded for not realizing. Long ass day today, shouldn't have been like this but at least I'm okay ^^
How is yours?

How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

.siralletS ni ygetarts wen a tuo gniyrt tuoba thguoht tsuJ .hsi-hem ssel ti sekam hcihw rouqil etalocohc-tnim evaH .hsi-hem ytterP .nona iaH

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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it was ok
no I didnt :(
and cute

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock. What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges?

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Bump

You know how much I love breakfast. Got anything to do in your free day?
Also I've yet to see a pic where CC isn't cute.

Didnt get much sleep. But im good here. Easy chill day for me

hi saya

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i know..
I didn't really do anything
you're right. post goddess cc

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I meant..
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Wow rood

now smack rory's butt

I never get a enough sleep.

Some days ago an user said this was his new favourite CC pic, was it you? And what did you mean by goddess CC?
Also chill days are pretty comfy.

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aw cute

Not on purpose!

Nuh.

yes it was me and I meant that one

Hello hello

thats not rory's butt

I like both of these.
Donut....saya touched you inappropriately
No worries. It happens. Whats in the works for tonight. Currently knocking back a shot with friends
That was not me.

Cute

Junny!
BLAAAAAUUGH

ive told you youre not allowed to talk to anyone besides me

gaoow

Gooooood evening deer god. I got a scythe as well

yea, he does that

I know..
Anyways, how's yous?

The original is a great Saya image for editing.

Not on purpose! I swear!

I actually thought it was you, I know no one else to have CC fav pics. Where did you get the goddess idea from tho?

Indeed.

You don't have me as friend on discord nor have we ever talked
What a nice scythe! Evening? It's 4pm over here

how are you honey
i have a shinoa on discord but havent talked in a long time

I don't know, she just looks like one there

I know.
What is happening in this photo
5 here. But its dark. So its evening

im good, playing ffxiv with holo, its totally on purpose

shit happens

hi cutie pie

hello saya

JUNKO!

Pats.

I'd try that too, but monthly sub, not a fan and eu servers, so probably no one to play with..

Haiya!

Sucks to be on the east coast huh

Hello goldilocks
>is pettered

I like Saya

yea we're on NA, rip you

Boo

Yeah you are right. So you don't like anymore?

Fine you?

simply adorable...

OMG!!!

oh...ok it's you

noo I like all of them.
you're lucky to have a great artist doing so many pictures of her

Yes.
Anyways, sup?

I like Saya too.
How's yous?

Rip is me.

I is good. I am hoping you are also good

BLEEEAAAAAAAAAAUGH

We all get the same amount of day light
I like the bow, however, im raising the cute factor.
Just drinking with a friend. You? Parting down of course

Yet I prefer the screencaps I took myself. I guess it makes sense since it is a pretty popular anime.

Claimed.

fucking hell user

omg....how can I top...

>Its you
I am fear!
BLAAAAUUUGH
Ever been to Alaska?

you just gotta move over here

I understand.
Good artists can make any girl look good.
Gotta love their original appearance

user, what's the name of your waifu, i forgot v_v

I'm ok-ish and drunk-ish. Trying new strategy in Stellaris.

Drinking too. Alone though..

Move to yankee land? Uhh, no.

Shinny!!

Hey!!

youtube.com/watch?v=wQknBJo4aBQ

For about a 8 hours layover. Thats it though.
Its difficult. However some of these sweater vest pics come close. Sounds about the norm for me. This is an anomaly

whatcha drinking and what ios the strategy?

I like you

good lord...the cute....it's over 9000

What you drinking?

One world challenge thing. Mint-chocolate liquor.

She is just best really. I'm grateful for all the fanart they make tho.

mint-chocolate liquor sounds pretty good

How is the strategy working?