Dubs decides what I tell my therapist today

dubs decides what I tell my therapist today

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hitler did nothing wrong

Tell him "i am a furry"

Tell him that your mother has a cock

Double dubs

guitar douche songs

Well, that's it OP. Get your therapist's inner Freud going.

tell him you fuck dogs

Tell him "I'm going to slit your throat in your sleep and then I'll murder your family with a bike lock"

Post video or its fake

what a bad joint image

MOM HAS A PENIS WINRAR

You see, err, this is awkard, sorry. I don't think you can be my therapist any longer
>Why not?
Because I'm in love with you. You decide, suck on my hard cock or I am out of here, faggot

fucking lost. rolling for this

That you're a brony.

i sucked off my dog. Say this op

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"I knew about the Vegas shooter and did nothing"

The rapist

Y

I will give you 5K if you cut off my dick while I'm saying 'please stop, it was just a joke'

you win sir.

Not bad, user.

Tell him, "I'm wasting time you could have had with another patient and my own money because I wanted to try and get a couple of laughs off some faggots such as myself on a cancer board that has died a long time ago xD".

Tell your therapist that the pee is stored in the balls.

Make sure to go in detail about it.

"Tell me about the bike lock, user. Why a bike lock?"

just show him/her this:

youtube.com/watch?v=Q91somOq8-Q

whats the point in going for a shower everyday if you just get dirty again?
whats the point in cleaning your house when its a waste of time, it'll definitely get dirty again
whats the point in getting out of bed?its comfier just to lie there

Dubs. this gets my vote

DOUBLE TRIPS, THIS ANNON WINS THE THREAD