Rate my body in words ?!?!?

Rate my body in words ?!?!?

makes me suicidal

pile of shit

Huggable

Bet you have your own gravitational field.

Glad I'm not you

Give me 10 reasons why ?

You have to be a baby hippo in disguise

its like looking in a mirror

Lovecraftian horror

I have to draw you...

Only need one reason:

I like being a trap/femboi, I could never be a trap with your body

Mighty fine you are.

zero/hundred

Looks like a retard.

kek

Please do !!! but how can I see this when u have ?
I’ve been told I look very feminine

Measure the depth of that cavernous navel.

Nigga you fat
Go to the gym to become less fat

Chewed bubblegum

OP, DON'T LET THIS NIGGERS KEEP YOU DOWN

I AM SURE YOU ARE GOING TO BE A GREAT SEX OFFENDER ONE DAY

You look great user. Keep doing you. *thumbs up emoji*

The ugliest california raisin in the packet

King Salami Nipples

Skinnyfat

you have to wear two watches as you are in two different time zones

I have a similar body.
One advantage is bi girls always love my big nips.

English or Huttese?

I should probably drop the anchor, get off my ship and stick a goddamn flag in your belly.

Do you nurse ferrets with those mams?

At least 8 different fleshy compartments/10. Just think of all the things you could hide in those folds, the only limit is your imagination!

Diabetes/10

Ham sandwich

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STOP EATING YOU FAT FUCK